What are some humorous things to talk about eating meat?

1. I really want to eat meat, barbecued meat, braised pork, boiled meat, stir-fried pork, shredded green pepper pork.

Mustard shredded pork, braised pork ribs.

2. Today, my grandfather said that there are few girls who love meat like me, and they generally like to eat vegetables and eat very little meat.

3. Suddenly I want to eat meat, I want to eat beef, mutton, fish, pork, chicken, duck, in order to look like my kawaii, I have never told others that dog meat and rabbit meat are delicious.

4. I'm so hungry, I want to go back to Shanghai to eat raw frying, I really want to eat meat, I want to eat hot pot barbecue, I want to eat meat and crab pot.

5. I feel that my arm is no longer mine, I really want to eat meat, and if I don't eat meat anymore, I feel like I'm going to be in place**.

6. Is it really good for a girl to love meat so much? But the appetite is growing. Alas, beg for a group**.

I like to eat beef humor and talk about it1. Eat steak to eat medium-rare, maintain 20% enthusiasm for people and things, and keep a certain distance is the best.

2. The first time I ate steak, how much cooked, uh, nine medium cooked, why don't I say ten.

3. Eating steak every day, I feel like I was a steak in my last life.

4. When you are hungry, you eat steak, the fitness coach said that eating beef does not grow meat is helpful.

5. Why do I like to eat steak so much, I may have been a cow in my last life.

There are contraindications for beef.

1) It is not advisable to eat beef food that is repeatedly hot or refrigerated and warmed.

2) Those who are hot inside are contraindicated from eating.

3) It is not suitable to eat smoked, roasted and pickled products.

4) It should not be cooked and eaten by improper cooking methods.

5) It is not advisable to eat beef without thyroid removed.

6) It is not advisable to use an uncleaned stir-fry pot after frying other meats.

7) Eating with pork, liquor, leeks, shallots (garlic) and ginger is easy to cause gum inflammation.

As follows:

1. Women always feel that they are too fat and think that other women are very thin.

2. I can see that I have grown meat, and the facts have proved that everyone's eyes are bright, no wonder I always feel that the weather is getting warmer, and I can wear less clothes.

3. I want to be thin like a lightning bolt to illuminate all the obscene dead fat people.

4. In addition to eating every day, I sleep. There is only meat left, like a pig waiting to be slaughtered.

5. Don't call others rough when you see someone getting fat!

6. In fact, if you like a girl, buy more things for her to eat, and if you eat fat, it will be yours.

The humor of eating and drinking can be written to ridicule your love of eating, or eating and drinking to bring joy and fun to life, as follows:

1. Eat well, drink well, sleep well, and live happily.

2. Life must be happy, and it is necessary to have fun eating seafood.

3. Life is not only about sweetness, but also about meat.

4. Eat and drink, have a lot of fun.

5. Eat and drink, don't put things in your heart. Shirts are fast.

6. Eat and drink enough, and those who eat food are Junjie.

7. Eating and drinking is a kind of happiness.

8. Eat and drink enough and sleep well, and leave too complicated things to think about when you grow up.

9. A happy day is to go to sleep when you are full of food.

10. Eat and drink enough, the smell of fireworks in the world is the most soothing to the hearts of mortals.

As follows:

1. Life events, eating and drinking.

2. Take a bite and eat away the sorrow.

3. Life is short, but fortunately there is sweetness.

4. Eat during the day and gain weight at night.

5. If you come out to mix, you will get fat sooner or later.

6. Today, he is still a knowledgeable molecule who does nothing.

7. Love can be talked about slowly, and the meat must be eaten while it is hot.

8. I haven't drunk milk tea for so many days, and I feel that I am not sweet anymore.

9. As long as I eat fast enough, my weight can't catch up with me.

10. Take care of your sentence many years ago, I haven't lost weight so far.

11. Among the seven emotions and six desires, the appetite is the most.

12. Life has given me a lot of opportunities to gain weight, and I have seized them.

13. When I gained weight, no food was innocent.

1. Long meat always grows on the stomach, waist, face, chin, thighs, why not on the hands, wrists, and feet.

2. Thanks to the fact that I am a fat person, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

3. Recently, he may have grown meat, and his face is full of meat, which causes me to always think that there is something in his mouth.

4. Growing flesh on the face is not a benefit at all, at least the mouth is smaller.

5. I just don't want to grow meat anymore, and this holiday has eaten all my semester.

6. People who don't dislike me when I'm fat, and I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.