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It is said that two mentally ill people managed to escape from the psychiatric hospital.

But you have to climb over 100 walls to get to the road.

They climbed 60 walls together, and one of them asked the other, "Dude, are you tired?" ”

The other said not to be tired.

He said, "It's not tiring, let's go on."

When they reached the 99th wall, one of them asked another, "Man, are you tired?" ”

Another said, "I'm tired! Let's go back! ”

So they flipped back again.

The most popular cottage life in contemporary society: the scalp is itchy after washing your hair in the morning, take a closer look: it's a scoop!

Soak a bucket of Kang Shuaifu instant noodles and smoke a Zhongbi cigarette to relieve boredom. After breakfast, put on a jacket with a piece of white free toffee and go downstairs! Walked into the Jiafula supermarket, and the goods were dazzling:

Yu Laoji, Doll Ha, Pulse Tribulation, Mengwu ......And the ugly grain! The back chicken next to the supermarket has also opened.

One day, a child asked his father, "How did I get here?" ”

Dad said, "You brushed up on your equipment." ”

What equipment? Legend or Warcraft? ”

Dad said calmly: "Lianlian." ”

Smile is not necessarily a joke, although the number of words is small, but it expresses a story or a state of mind very well, and it is not necessarily a funny ending I usually laugh wildly. Smiling doesn't have to be a joke

Once upon a time, ......And then ah.........Again, .........Finally, ah.........Nope.

Have you ever heard of a friend (doctor) walking together for the rest of your life?

Hens lay eggs but don't give birth to chickens, laying eggs become chickens, and eggs become chickens It takes a lot of work, why not give birth to chickens in the first place?

Once upon a time. He loves to play **. Later he hung up.

1. Chill in the courtyard with my son, look up, a bright moon hangs high in the sky, and a few wisps of white clouds float by...

Dad, what do you look like with the moon and white clouds? ”

It's the moon and white clouds, what else can it look like? ”

Cut! No imagination at all! Like a soup pot with mutton shabu!! By the way, when will you eat the mutton shabu you promised me? ”

I... 2. <> little nephew suddenly ran up to me, took a bag of potato chips and handed it to me: Auntie! Here's this for you to eat. Laugh Lu Jin.

The brain of this palace is spinning rapidly, there is fraud!

Look carefully, the outer packaging is intact and there is no air leakage, and it is still within the expiration date, plus his sincere eyes, no problem, then tear it open and eat it...

A few minutes later, he suddenly fell to the ground and screamed, while the donkey rolled: Grandma! My aunt stole my last pack of snacks!

My mother ran out of the kitchen: Dead girl, why are you eating children's food, don't go out and buy him more.

I... @ 3, walking on the road after the back touched the base suddenly itching, scratching and scratching, itching really can't stand it so I found a telephone pole and rubbed on it.

Tremble. At this time, the eldest sister passed by with a child, and the child pointed to me and said to his mother: Mom, you see that uncle dancing on TV.

I... 4. My daughter went to kindergarten and was complained on the first day of school, because the whole class was crying, so she didn't cry, and sat there calmly to watch the teacher coax one by one, and finally calmed down, she came to a sentence: Mom and Dad don't want you.