Have you ever made any jokes about the input method?

sent a message to my classmates, I originally wanted to send it, but it turned out to be my father, and I was ridiculed for a long time.

While working, I sent my girlfriend "I will wash dates for you every day", and after posting, I saw "I'll lick and bathe you". She ignored me for three days.

I study medicine sister paper, I have always wanted to be admitted to the graduate school of the director of the pediatric department of the affiliated hospital of our school, this teacher is a man, about 50 years old, a happy family, a decent person, the kind that treats academics meticulously, and does not like to joke with students, do things at a glance. I added him to WeChat before, and one day he posted a table of meals made by himself in his circle of friends, and I went to comment by the way, "Teacher, I'm hungry when I see it." The teacher politely replied:

I want to wash the dishes, okay? Click send, but I didn't find anything wrong at the time, anyway, when I opened WeChat again in two hours, my circle of friends blew up, and the director also blocked me, without giving me a chance to explain.

Basically, no, I take a cursory look after every typing.

On my birthday this year, my husband gave me a red envelope, and I was very happy, but I was speechless when I saw the remarks of the red envelope.

Of course, that joke,I used the Sogou input method before,Originally, the input was good morning to the leader,The result is the initial spelling is too lazy to move Rizhao City,The leader asked me what this means,I was also speechless。

Once I was playing chicken with my girlfriend, and I sent her a message, which was originally going to be sent: Are you down? As a result, the input method memory is too powerful.,It's made:You're blind.,I didn't have time to withdraw it.,She saw it.,That night,I was beaten a lot.。

Once,Classmates sent a scorpion braid ** in the space,I want to reply"What a beautiful braid" turned out to be a "good beautiful ticket" again,I chatted with a friend,Said she was mentally ill,Hit it out"Snake spirit disease"Another time,I said to my boyfriend"Tomorrow I must get up earlier than you" and played "earlier than you died" "Worse than your medicine" emerges endlessly,I can't remember clearly,The only thing I remember is that I have always been fighting on the front line of the struggle against the input method。 ‍‍

Chatting with my parents suddenly typed the result was very serious and the marriage was very serious, and my parents directly called ** to ask me who I was marrying, I didn't dare to explain, I seem to be a fool, the boss asked me to take a screenshot in the afternoon and send him a message of nailing, I thought of when I behaved, after all, the note I gave him was Brother Chen, not his full name, it seems that I am a very polite child, so I opened the search, three times five divided by two, I looked up, Chen Ergou, what a damn input method, I always live life into a joke recently.

During college, due to my lack of social experience, I was deceived and felt very wronged, so I texted my mother, "Mom, I was deceived. As a result, the Nokia nine-square grid keyboard, plus the word I typed a few days ago, slid my hand and wrote, "Mom, I was gelding." "At that time, my mother called a **, the glyphs of these two characters are basically the same, and the nine-square grid is 7426, what a misunderstanding this has caused.

Hands are fast, eyes are not good, the unit has two military and political officers, tomorrow there is a meeting that needs one of the chief officers to participate, I wanted to say in the text message: political commissar, the military chief officer is home on vacation, tomorrow's meeting I report that you can participate in the meeting, after the text message was sent, I felt ** wrong, after a closer look, I found that I typed this sentence into: political commissar, the military chief officer is home on vacation, I will participate in tomorrow's meeting for you, the key is how the text message does not have the function of withdrawing!

I didn't want to be too miserable, it made me so embarrassed at the time.

At that time, we were during the Chinese New Year, and the group was handing out red envelopes, that is, everyone in the leading employees was continuing to send red envelopes, and then I was idle during the New Year, and I also began to grab red envelopes.

Because I have the kind of software that comes with my phone to grab red envelopes, basically there are red envelopes, and I will click on them to grab them. But generally speaking, the red envelopes sent by employees are relatively small, and they are all small in one piece or two, but the ones sent by leaders are relatively large, basically one hundred.

On the day of the Chinese New Year, we had a leader Mr. Chen sent a big red envelope in the group, I clicked on the mobile phone and immediately opened the robbery, because of the fast Internet speed, plus the luck is also good, robbed 20 yuan, the heart is called a happy, so in the group to thank the leader of the words, because after all, people send red envelopes, do not express gratitude as if the staff do not know how to be grateful, and at that time the basic participants in the red envelope will express gratitude.

But at that time, because I have been accustomed to using the input method is the stroke input method, Tao and Chen are the same from the strokes of the first stroke, so I did not find out that I originally entered Tao Zong, and later I found out that I sent out a thank you Tao Zong, but at this time it was too late to withdraw. Then Mr. Yue, another leader of the company, joked in the group, saying Do you want Mr. Tao to send red envelopes? I was really embarrassed.

I really want to say that the input method kills people.,But I can't say that directly in the group.,I can only say that I sent a very embarrassing expression.,But since this incident,,When I type, I will take a look at it in advance and then send it out.,So as not to happen to something embarrassing like this again.。

Every time I feel that I have typed fast enough, there will always be mistakes, especially when chatting with the leaders, there will be a typo will be embarrassing, I can't wait to quickly withdraw it from the leaders to see, although it will not have a big impact, but this has become a joke when everyone chats.

Until now, I am still not used to using the five-stroke input method,Although others always say that it is much easier to use than nine keys,But I have not been able to learn,Accustomed to typing all the pinyin,Especially those homophones,Usually I will use the word "bar、Put",So sometimes the computer is confused,It doesn't know which word I will use in the next second,And then I thought it would appear the word I wanted,So I won't pay attention to such a thing, It wasn't until this sentence was really sent out that I realized that I had written it wrong, and it made a big joke, and in the end, I really regretted not paying attention to it at the beginning.

Everyone has been deeply hurt by the input method,But it is precisely because of those typos that technology is developing and progressing step by step,And every person who is hurt by the input method will no longer be as stupid as before staring at the keyboard typing,But while typing, you will pay more attention to whether the words you type out are correct。

told people that I let you, but it turned out that I raised you, embarrassed, but fortunately it was a girl (

It's been harmed, it's been miserable.

When I first worked, I bid farewell to my college life and wandered around the city alone, without the warm campus life I had before, and without the husband of my former teacher and classmate, I felt that the whole person was under a kind of pressure.

changed to a new environment, and broke up with the boyfriend I made, the whole person has not been in a very good state, and the work pressure is very high, so at that time, I stared at a little boy, and I often texted and chatted with him to play ambiguous, which can be regarded as a way to make my mentality better.

At that time, I took him as the target of marriage, because this boy is very handsome, very good, and has a good family background, when he met with me for dinner, I heard that I like photography and photography, without saying a word, I gave me a most ** Canon camera, I went back to check it on the Internet, and it probably cost more than 15,000 yuan.

The two of them are actually bored, and when they are living, they often take out some trivial things to each other and listen to them. He would share the news with me and tell me about his work, because he worked at the National Bureau of Statistics, so sometimes he would talk to me about some problems and some insider things at work. Because of the pressure of work, sometimes I will tell him some other things about customers and bosses, and he will often tease me and relieve me of my worries.

Then one night, I accompanied the customer to dinner, because I talked about business matters, so I talked for a long time, and the other party did not let go. On that day, the client was in the west of the city, and I lived in the suburbs of the east of the city, so I was tired to death when I came home in the evening.

When I got home, I received a text message from him, but before I texted back, I was preparing to take a shower, and he asked me what I was doing, so I said, hey, I will accompany the customer to eat tonight, and I talked about it all night, but it still didn't say that it was this business.

I didn't look at my text messages carefully, I turned around and went to take a shower, in order to completely relax myself, I took a shower for nearly 30 to 40 minutes, but when I came back, I was surprised to find that there were about seven or eight missed ** on my phone, which scared me, so I gave him back.

He said, "What are you doing at night?"

I said I didn't do anything, what's wrong? So excited?

He said, you texted me yourself, why are you going with the client tonight?

I looked up at the text message and was shocked, it turned out that the text message I sent him was, hey, I had dinner with the customer tonight, and slept all night, but it still didn't say that it was this business.

Fortunately, this boy listened to my explanation later, otherwise, this matter would have been embarrassing.

Once, I said to my classmates on QQ, wait for you to finish painting and send it to me, and the result is to send it to me when you hang up...

It's a divorce, and I haven't reacted yet. The ending was embarrassing......