The most under flattened ghost story in history, seven of the most under flattened brain teasers in

Gray is often grateful, and the cow is full of faces.

Ray died.

It is said that on a dark and windy night, it was on the longest ............ on the most terrible roadTaxi drivers drove there ......

A woman beckoned to get into the car ...... on the side of the roadHmmm............ along the wayPretty quiet ......Until the woman spoke, ......

She said, "Apples give you ...... to eat."It's delicious, oh ......"The driver thought it was great......I took ......Then I took a bite ......The woman asked, "Is it delicious?" ”

The driver said, "It's delicious!" The woman replied, "I loved apples when I was alive...... too."”

Wow......&#@……When the driver heard this, he braked urgently in fright, and his face turned white and ......I saw the woman slowly tilt her head forward ,......Say ......... to the driverWant to know what she says? ......

But I didn't like it after I had a baby!

Anyway, ......An old ......Cursed ......Hmmm............ on December 12...... at 12 o'clockPick up the **......Call ......12 zero ......You'll hear you.

The ** you dialed is an empty number!

There is a classic story of a thief, the beginning is terrifying, the middle is funny, and the end is tragic, what. Once upon a time there was a ghost who farted and then he died. Horror at the beginning, right? It's funny in the middle, but it's miserable in the end, right?

Khan died--|I guessed it was a ghost joke......

1.A monkey can never imitate a human action, is that action?

2.If the sanitary napkin is not called a sanitary napkin if it is renamed, what is the good name?

3.How to describe a man who has undergone plastic surgery and transsexualization?

4.A few days ago, the house next to my house had a new owner, and the new neighbor's name was Ma Le, and it seems that I should also move, why?

5.Don't fight with the wind, even if you have high martial arts skills, the wind doesn't hurt you, and it's not good for you to hurt the wind, why?

6.A hungry mouse came out in the middle of the night to steal rice to eat, and was caught by the cat waiting next to the rice bag, but the cat looked at it and cried with a whimper, why?

7.The four Tang monks and apprentices returned from learning the scriptures to marry wives and have children, but one of them has not given birth for a long time, may I ask: Who can't have children?

Sample, there are no questions that can make it difficult for me.

I thought about itching on both sides, took out a hard stick and inserted it in the positive**, burned crazy for a while, slowly, the stick became shorter and softer, and finally I didn't want to, and both sides were not itchy, what is it?

Isn't it the question that tests psychopathic homicidal maniacs (o o)?

1.Question: What is the pencil's last name?

2.Question: What line do orangutans hate the most?

Reason: Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).

3. Question: What will become of the unicorn when it reaches the North Pole?

Reason: Ice cream (Ice Kirin).

4.Question: How do you calm a sparrow?

Reason: Silent (silent pressing).

5.Question: Who ran the fastest in history?

Reason: Said Cao Cao Cao arrived.

6.Question: Who is Mi's mother?

Answer: Flowers. Reason: Peanuts.

7. Question: What is the value of Xiaobai and Xiaobai?

Answer: Equal to the White Rabbit.

Reason: Little white two

8.Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

Reason: Coaxing in.

9 Question: What should I do if I come out again?

Reason: Still coaxing.

If it's a brain teaser, it's Su Wu, because Su Wu shepherds the north sea (homonym is flattened by the sea), so he is the most under-flattened.

It doesn't matter if the foreign arrears are flat or not, let's talk about the domestic ones. has the ability to make a lot of anger between people and gods, that is also a kind of ability, so the most inadequate should be the Empress Dowager Cixi, lack of ability, because of her dictatorship, so that the wind of compromise and concession prevails in poor and weak China, maybe not all of her fault, but as a leader, she should be responsible for the trend of the country. When I was a child, she was the one who scolded the most when I watched modern history, and she should be the one who owes it.

Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu shepherds sheep on the north side of the sea (flattened by the sea).

Yongzheng because I like the 14th son of the emperor, the throne should be his, not Yongzheng's!!

Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty Liu Biao, Empress Dowager Cixi, Zhao Gao, Hu Hai.

The Yellow Emperor, the descendants left Xu Fu to found Japan, and Chunwei derived the Xiongnu to plague China.

Zhao Gao is a small person, they are the most annoying, they make small moves behind their backs, you can do it, why do you want to affect history, right?

Koizumi, Stalin, Cixi, endangering our Chinese nation.

Empress. Can be biased, please give a chance to be happy once.

Zhu Yuanzhang and his useless children and grandchildren have been harmed for a hundred years.

Empress. Hitler!

Anyone who makes us lag behind the West is not good!!

Empress. ==I don't have to think about it to pop up, leaving a stinking 10,000-year-old character Hitler ......Maniac Maniac Pie.

Emperor Hirohito ......Hateful little japon.

Churchill ......A fat man who runs with a little American child.

Hitler!

Killed 6 million Jewish !!

Chiang Kai-shek, even a gang of bandits can't do it.

I think it's Song Gaozong Zhao Gou.

Xiao sharpening (Xiao) pencil Parallel lines Parallel lines do not intersect (banana) Ice cream Ice cream (unicorn).

Press it down and the crow is silent (press the bird silent) Cao Cao said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived.

Flower peanuts.

Little White Rabbit Little White Rabbit (Little White Two) Wang Leehom Wang Leehom Wang (coax in).

Han Hong Han Hong (also coaxed).

1, the pencil surname Xiao because of the sharpening (Xiao) pencil.

2. Orangutans hate parallel lines the most because they don't intersect (bananas).

3, ice cream because it is ice cream (unicorn) 4, press it because the crow (press) finch is silent 5, Cao Cao because Cao Cao Cao is 6, flower because of peanuts 7, little white rabbit because of Xiaobai + Xiaobai = Xiaobai two (rabbit).

8, Wang Leehom because of Wang Leehom (coaxing) 9, Han Hong because of Han Hong (coaxing).

1.Question: What is the pencil's last name?

2.Question: What line do orangutans hate the most?

Reason: Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).

3. Question: What will become of the unicorn when it reaches the North Pole?

Reason: Ice cream (Ice Kirin).

4.Question: How do you calm a sparrow?

Reason: Silent (silent pressing).

5.Question: Who ran the fastest in history?

Reason: Said Cao Cao Cao arrived.

6.Question: Who is Mi's mother?

Answer: Flowers. Reason: Peanuts.

7. Question: What is the value of Xiaobai and Xiaobai?

Answer: Equal to the White Rabbit.

Reason: Little white two

8.Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

Reason: Coaxing in.

9 Question: What should I do if I come out again?

Reason: Still coaxing.

1 cut 2 parallel lines 3 ice cream 4 press it (silent) 5 Cao Cao 6 Hua Xiaobai 8 Wang Leehom 9 Han Hong.

1。Xiao (pin pencil) 2, parallel lines [parallel lines do not intersect (banana)] 3, ice unicorn (ice cream) 4, press it (crow (press) finch silent) 5, Cao Cao (say Cao Cao, Cao Cao to) 6, flower (peanuts) 7, little white rabbit.

8, Wang Leehom (bang inside), 9, Han Hong (also boom).

You guys above are so stupid Answer: Put a turtle of the opposite sex and give birth to some baby turtles, take them out, anyway, I didn't say which turtle you want to take out, of course, you can also put another baby turtle in and take it out.

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Su Wu shepherds sheep on the north side of the sea (flattened by the sea).

Lu Xun! The thought of this man makes me gnash my teeth.

Tang Seng! Because he talks too much.