Funny crabs, jokes about crabs

Some time ago, my mother bought some crabs, and when I saw these rampant and domineering crabs, I remembered a children's song: "Big crab, eight legs, take a bite, it's amazing." ”

Seeing that my mother had no plans to cook it for the time being, I asked my mother to take out a male and a female and put them in a basin, add a little water, and I wanted to observe quietly.

The crab looked weird. It was blue-gray in color, had eight small feet, and two large pincers, which hurt to bite, so I was careful. The crab's eyes grow in front of it, very small, smaller than mung beans, and its mouth is a little below its eyes, and it is also very small, and it is impossible to see clearly unless you look closely.

How do you tell the difference between a male and a female? My mother told me, "If the navel of a crab is long and narrow, that is the male, and if the navel is wide and wide, it is the female." ”

The female one is much naughtier than the male crab. I found that the male crab stayed in the water in peace, but the female, on the contrary, always had to grab the basin with her feet and tongs and crawl out.

Whenever the mother crawled out, I cried out loudly, "Mom, look, the mother crab has crawled out again." The mother quickly ran out, grabbed the female crab, and put it in the basin.

I thought, "Mom, you're so good, I don't dare to catch crabs."

Let me tell you a secret, when the crab is cooked, its color will change, it will become a very beautiful color, it is orange-red, and every corner is this color.

This crab is so funny.

1. The crab that is arguing with the gods;

2. Domineering crabs;

3. Delicious crab;

4. Fierce crabs; There is a shortage of free bases.

5. Delicious crabs;

6. Delicious crabs;

7. Menacing crabs;

8. Rampaging crabs;

9. The crab that defeats the crab with teeth and claws;

10. Rampant crabs.

A female crab was crawling on the beach, and suddenly she saw a male crab, she found that this male crab was different, and climbed vertically, she fell in love with this male crab, and married the male crab that night. But the next day, the male crab stopped crawling vertically, but also horizontally, and the female crab asked puzzledly: Aren't you climbing vertically?

Why are you scared today? The male crab said, "NND, do I still drink too much every day?"

Who ran the red light.

There is a traffic accident in Animal City, where a crab and a centipede collide at an intersection. The crab said to the traffic police snail: "I passed the intersection while I was waiting for the green, but the centipede rushed from the other direction and hit it headlong."

The snail asked the centipede, "Why don't you stop when you see a red light?" The centipede said

The crab walked sideways, and the green light he saw was from my side." Hope it helps.