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There is an official's family who married a self-righteous daughter-in-law.

One day, when the official came home, he scolded his daughter-in-law: "Look at other people's daughters-in-law, I went to Lao Wang's house today, and as soon as I entered the door, their daughter-in-law asked: 'What is your surname?' I said my surname was Zhang, and people asked me if I was Gong Changzhang or Lizaozhang. ”

A few days later, guests also came to the official's house. The daughter-in-law hurriedly opened the door first, and as soon as she opened the door, she asked, "What is your surname?" ”

My surname is Hou. "Oh, it's a male monkey or a female monkey. ”

The two flies were eating, and the little fly asked the big fly: "Mom, why do we only eat poop because others eat delicacies from the mountains and seas?" ”

The big fly "pia" slapped the child in the face: "Get out of the way, don't say disgusting things when eating." ”

Haha,These two I think are super funny.,It's all my classmates who told me.。。

- Xiaomao: "My mother is a master, and my father is a doctor. Xiaoxin: "What's the big deal!" Xiao Mao: "Who are your parents?" Xiaoxin: "My dad is a man, and my mom is a woman. ”

A: Once, when a potato and a rice cake got into a fight, the potato was so angry that he kicked the rice cake into the sea.

Already: Oh. And then what?

A: Now that I'm done, let's talk about the second one.

(I want to cry without tears.)

A: Once upon a time there was a couple of lovers, and when they decided to get married, the boy was required to serve in the military. So they went to the beach, and said that they would meet on this day in three years' time, and the boy gave the girl a ring as a wedding ring.

However, three years had passed, and the girl had not waited for the boy, and she was so sad that she threw the ring into the sea. In fact, it was the girl who misunderstood the date location, and the boy had been waiting for her. But I missed it like this, and it became a pity.

The boy was also very sad and decided to stay by the sea and wait for the girl. One day he went out fishing, and guess what he hit? .

Already: Ring?

A: It's not La! It's a rice cake! Hahaha.

Already: It's cold.

A: It's still the same pair of lovers. One day the boy was so sad when he heard that the girl was getting married, and he threw his wedding ring into the sea. A few days later, he caught a fish to eat. As soon as he took a bite of the fish, he bit something very hard, spit it out and looked, and guess what he saw.

Already: Ring?

A: No! Already: Rice cakes?

A: Ha, how can it be a rice cake?

Already: What's that?

A: Fish bones!

Hahahahahahaha!

Said one day, the eggplant sneezed several times as he walked, so he said, "Yes! Someone is taking graduation photos again!