Asking Zhao Si to teach people to quit drinking sketch line 10

It is from Zhao Silai's sketch "On the Bus from the Car", and the song title in it is called "Du Fight Me ** as soon as I fight".

zhi。He is a proud disciple of Zhao Benshan.

Brother Dao, who has participated in many TV shows, in which Zhao Si always likes to wear a blue hat, a white vest with holes on the upper body, a so-called "cropped pants" and a pair of big leather shoes.

This skit is called "On the Bus". The lines in the title hit him, hit him, why do you give me ** in a fight, appears in this line.

This sketch is called "On the Bus", Liu Xiaoguang's sketch is funny and classic.

Liu Xiaoguang walks a down-to-earth and traditional pure funny version.

route, the blue clothes, green pants, red vest on the stage, plus the appearance of a green hat, plus a bald head, crooked mouth, knocks, and facial convulsions, the comedy effect is quite obvious.

Liu Xiaoguang turned into a rock singer in "The Comedian", singing with his unique "cramp dance", which attracted everyone's cheers.

Hello, I am happy to answer for you.

Dear, this sketch is called "On the Bus".

Hope it helps, good luck.

This skit is called Bai "Bus.

On the Car".Here the drama duben:

Liu Xiaozhiguang pretended to play ** with a radio.

Liu Xiaoguang: Beat him, beat him! (The fat man jumped in fright) Why do you fight for me as soon as you fight, what is the formation of his opponent now? Ah, what, who, what did you ask me to do when you went to war.

If you want a picture, ah, I'll take 200 people over there. Ah, I said bring 200 people, I said 200 people is enough? Two hundred people, you are deaf, ah, what is he doing with the other party now?

What kind of guy to take? Scissors? Okay, I'll get you the clippers, and I'll be there in five minutes, okay!

The fat man interrupted) The fat man: Hey, brother, what's the matter, what about the battle, talking about the formation or something, isn't the picture? Come on, I'll help you find some people, 200 people may not be enough, come and I'll find some people for you (grab the radio) to come.

Song: It's not like it's been a long time behind, and you haven't said what you asked me to play? You're dressed up yourself, what should I play?

Zhao: Let's act.

Song: What are we going to do?

Zhao: Play a sketch! The first few classes performed were more miscellaneous, let's play a myth! Town them!! What kind of sketch do you play? It's the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl!

Song: Then what do you mean, do I play the Cowherd or the Weaver Girl?

Zhao: Don't drop, then what do you play Niu (**Men cry, cry, cry, it's not a crime).

Song: Well, is there no other corner for me other than this one? Acting as a cow is not my specialty! If you play a cow, you should find ......Go!

Zhao: Not ......No, I'll look for ......Offend people You say I'm going to ......Find a cow, let me tell you, what is Zhang Guo riding back and forth, go out.

Song: Ah, I really have to play that cow, that.

Zhao: What's that, I brought you all the horns.

Song: Acting as a cow, you don't care what I want me to play, I have something to say.

Zhao: What? Song: Do I have anything to say? Language.

Zhao: Ah, yes. Song: A few words?

Zhao: Ah Zhi: I thought that I had gone to heaven, and I went to steal the gold bars from my mother's small vault!

I'm stealing it there, and my mom saw it in the backJust ask me, what are you doing? I said that I want those two gold bars to marry the cowherd, and my mother said, you still have money when you marry someone else's man?

Is there anyone like you? I said that I don't give people money, and people don't do it!

Zhao: Ah, you're right.

Ori: Then my mother won't do it! My mother's face was purple, and I didn't want to follow others for a penny to feed such a big girl, and my mother angrily locked me up with such a thick chain, and I didn't come out when it was over. Let's get married!

Zhao: No! Ori: I beg you.

Zhao: No, I'm too old.

Ori: You'll always be so young in my heart.

Zhao: Oh, no.

Ori: What's wrong.