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Anonymous users2024-02-13An Englishman, an American, and a Chinese Three people got lost in the desert and happened to meet Aladdin's magic lamp, each of which could fulfill 3 wishes. The Englishman said: I want a beauty, and the magic lamp gave him a fairy-like beauty.
I wanted more beauties, and the magic lamp gave her a lot of fairy-like beauties. I'm going to take these beauties back to my homeland, and So, the British disappeared and went back to England. The Americans say:
So, the American disappeared and he returned to the United States. The Chinese say: Bring me a bottle of two pot heads!
The magic lamp gave him a bottle of high-quality second-pot head. It's delicious! Come more!
The magic lamp gave him a box of high-grade second-class pot heads. So, the Chinese was drunk, and he looked left and right with confused eyes and said to the magic lamp: Huh?
What about my two buddies? So much good wine for them to come back soon! Thereupon...
The three of them continued to walk, and they encountered another magic lamp, this time only 2 wishes could be fulfilled per person. The British pulled the Americans aside to discuss: the last time they let the Chinese speak, the result was that the previous achievements were lost.
This time, let the Chinese say it first, and when he finishes speaking, let's talk about it again. So, this time the Chinese said it first. The Chinese say:
Let's have a box of two pot heads! The magic lamp gave him a box of high-grade second-class pot heads. So, the Chinese got drunk again and fell asleep on the ground.
The magic lamp hurriedly woke up the Chinese and said: You still have one wish, say it quickly. The Chinese said very impatiently
Why are you so annoying, I'm fine, go back! So, the magic lamp is gone... The three of them continued on their way and came across the last magic lamp in the desert, but this time they could only make one wish each.
The British and Americans held a grudge against the Chinese and discussed a poisonous plan. The British said: Absolutely do not let any wishes of the Chinese come true!
Absolute! The Americans said: Send me and the British back to our homeland, so that the Chinese will stay in the desert forever!
Forever! So they left, leaving only the Chinese. The Chinese also got angry and yelled at the magic lamp:
What's so great about them! I'll never see these two guys again! Missing!
Sou! Sou! The two of them are back again...
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Anonymous users2024-02-12The sunshine incense burner produced purple smoke, and Li Bai walked into the roast duck shop.
The saliva flowed three thousand feet, and there was no money in his pocket.
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Anonymous users2024-02-11The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be two pairs of shoes. A pair of dog men and women, among them are you.
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Anonymous users2024-02-101.During the summer solstice, the people in the fields wanted to break their souls, and by asking where "Peak Flavor" was, Ma Su Morning Glory walked in the mud.
2.Holding the hand of the son, Fang Zhizi is ugly, tears flowed, and the son did not go, I will go.
3.The sunshine incense burner produced purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. The saliva flowed three thousand feet, and he didn't bring any money in his pocket.
4.If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have a group of wives and concubines.
5.Since ancient times, no one has died, it is better to hang on the southeast branch.
6.Gently I go, just as softly I come.
7.There are 3,000 beauties in the harem, which is not as good as Wang Lun to send me love.
8.A branch of red apricot came out of the wall, and Wang Er next door never picked it.
9.I hated the village girl for a long time, and I didn't realize that I was here.
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