Hurry! This year s most powerful National Day funny text message

I quit my job and am tired of this kind of work! I rented two acres of land in our village, planted some cash crops (opium), raised some domestic animals (giant pandas), went to the streets every day to do some small business (abduction and trafficking of women and children), and just took the postgraduate examination in September, studying printing (printing money), and the small factory I opened was also put into production (making some atomic bombs and releasing them during the New Year's holidays), which is much more leisurely than before. On the National Day, everyone comes to our village to play, there is nothing to eat, slaughter a panda to try it, eat a pot of opium-wrapped cigarettes, take some of my prints before leaving, and then put an atomic bomb to send you off, please accept my blessings to everyone under the glow of fireworks and moonlight:

Happy National Day!

When you turn on the morning of the National Day, you can see my blessings to you, a rose in your heart, bringing you a lifetime of good luck.

The sky is blue, the grass is green, and the National Day holiday is inspiring. The mountains are beautiful, the water is clear, and we travel hand in hand. Tie your belly, buy less clothes, and the cost will be yours this year!

At this moment, I miss it the most. Let the clouds carry out the blessings of the heart, embellish your sweet dreams, and wish you a happy and happy National Day holiday!!

Dear customer, there is just a remittance of $100,000 transferred to your account as required, please confirm on the eighth day of the National Day holiday, otherwise the transfer will be automatically invalidated.!

The National Day is here, and I sincerely wish you in my heart a happy mood and happy moments forever. God's love for mankind is eternal.

The holy decree arrived: Fengtian transported, the emperor summoned and said: Since you owed me three cents on the National Day last year and have not paid it back so far, you will not be allowed to for three days, and you are not allowed to bring paper for, and the paper is only three feet until you suffocate to death! Chin this, collar paper.

1.Flowers sing for your birthday, applause sings for your greatness, the full moon sings for your sacredness, the whole country, the whole world celebrates, we bless you together: motherland, mother!

2.In the golden autumn of October, the whole country celebrates; The land of China is full of flowers; Home and country are prosperous, music is like a tide, and I send my most sincere wishes on this great and beautiful day: happy every day, everything goes well!

3.The National Day is celebrated by all the people, Jiangnan and Jiangbei, and the whole country celebrates. Fifty-six nationalities, fifty-six flowers, fifty-six brothers and sisters are one family, let us wish our motherland prosperity!

4.I sing praises to the motherland, may she be young forever, I spread blessings, and may you be happy and healthy. I send my greetings, and I hope that you will have the brightest smile when you see the text message.

1.On the occasion of the National Day, I don't want to give you too much, but only give you 50 million: don't be happy, don't be healthy, don't be safe, don't be content, don't forget me!

2.I divide my heart into two halves, and give you half of them, wishing you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival; The other half is for everyone, I wish you all a happy National Day!

3.There is one most important birthday, which is the birthday of the motherland, and there is one most important friend, that is, you who will always be missed the most in my heart. On the day of the National Day, I will definitely wish my friends and wish you eternal happiness and happiness!

3.In the blink of an eye, it is this familiar National Day, my blessings are every second, and my concern is always by your side! May my blessings drift with the breeze, drift down the soft water, reach your heart, and warm our friendship.

4.In the blink of an eye, there is no flowery rhetoric, no plagiarism of other people's thinking, only my sincere blessings and simple greetings: God, I hope you bless this person who reads the text message to grow old safely, and there will be no worries in the days with my blessing! 5.

Bless you: National Day, family celebration, universal celebration, official sources, financial resources, left and right sources, popularity, blessings, and fate, willingness, wishes, wishes, wishes,

The heart is to think of getting, the blessing is to the fortune, the National Day has not yet arrived, I hope my blessing will be the first to arrive. I wish you a happy National Day in advance! The other blessing text messages were arranged by me!

Thousands of thoughts are frozen in the air. Raise the wind to you, with my blessings, I don't care about loneliness, I will be satisfied if you are happy, I miss you for my happiness! National Day, I look forward to meeting you!

Send you 12 zodiac signs, I wish you to be as smart as a mouse, strong as a cow, bold as a tiger, as cute as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, as stiff as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog, and as good as a pig!

I was going to give a generous gift, but I had no tickets;

I was going to come to see you, but unfortunately I didn't have the money to travel;

planned to pretend to be dead on National Day, but it was unreasonable;

It's not difficult to send a text message, but I'm afraid that the content of the text message will scare you.

National Day is here. If you have something, leave it alone.

See friends. Hurry up and laugh.

Happy National Day!