The funniest cross talk!! Urgent! Short and hilarious cross talk

Then I recommend to you Guo Degang's latest stand-up comedy "Journey to the West", which is very popular and funny.

If you go to see the performance of Deyun Club, you should be able to see some.

Children's cross talk "Who is awesome".

A: I heard that you like to play chess.

B: That's right. A: Your dad also likes to play chess.

B: yes. A: No, I used to play chess with your father.

B: To A: Once I was playing chess with your father, guess which of us is the best?

B: My dad is a good chess player, of course my dad is very good.

A: Yes, I'm amazing.

B: What's wrong with you?

A: Your father is so old, of course let me, I am still a thief. I didn't see your father stealing his chess pieces behind your back, and your father didn't play chess, but I played chess well and I won.

B: That's you.

A: I won, but your dad didn't agree, saying that he had to play two out of three sets. In the second set, guess which of us is better?

B: If you go down like that, I'm sure you're good.

A: Yes, your dad is amazing.

B: Why is my dad so good again?

A: This time, your father won't let me, and he has been careful, and I can't steal the child, your father is so good, of course I will lose.

B: You've lost again.

A: In the third set, guess which of us is the best?

B: I don't guess, just say it.

A: We made a draw.

B: I don't guess you're playing chess again.

B: Then don't go down.

A: Yes, I can't go down, but your father doesn't do it, so you have to continue?

B: Huh?? One is like a taxi, and there is no one who can cross the river, so how can he get down?

A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.

B: What's the idea?

A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”

B: I haven't heard of it!

A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me, and I took my soldier and your father... Your dad is like me again, I am your dad again, your dad is like me, I am your dad, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, I am your dad...

B: you!!

Zhao Benshan's major transformation, from boring to paying attention to the workplace**!

This one is more difficult, I want to listen to Lao Guo funny.

Be educated to listen to the mainstream, such as the great people's artist Jiang Kun.