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Anonymous users2024-02-13Something funny for you.
01.In those days, we walked quietly on the path of your hometown, and you kept your head down shyly. When the folks saw us, they all praised you: Hey, beautiful and clean! also praised me: Good boy, come out to herd pigs at such a young age!
02.Does my dear know? You've lost a lot of weight lately! I see it in my eyes, it hurts in my heart, and I see that the New Year is coming, but your body is worrying about ......Who wouldn't want to kill a few more pounds of their pigs!
03.The moment I left with my heart, your helpless crying and heart-rending pain behind me made me understand in an instant how much I loved you, and I turned around and cried and hugged you tightly: I won't sell this pig!
04.A cricket made a bet with the pig and said, "If I jump into the grass, you won't see me," and the pig said, "Shall I see?" So the crickets jumped into the grass. Pigs are watching, pigs are watching! The pigs are still watching! Why are the pigs still watching?!
05.The wolf came and there was a mess in the pig nest, and the mother pig arranged: the big pig went to block the door! Two pigs go to block the window! When she saw the little pig, the mother pig became angry and shouted: "The third child, don't read the text message!" You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away.
6.Crying, stupid, happy days are gone, right? I warned you not to be greedy for food and sleep, but you just didn't listen. Now you should remember that the pig will be slaughtered when it grows to a certain amount.
07.Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can withstand thirst, but aspen does; Not every pig gets a text message, but you do.
08.The tortoise and the rabbit race, the pig is the referee, do you say the turtle runs fast or the rabbit runs fast?
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Anonymous users2024-02-12The New Year is here, and the gifts are here: Pepsi! Fanta! Wahaha every day! Moonlight Pepsi! Lego every year! Feel like Sprite! Always stand out!
I wish you in the new year: career is at noon, the body is as strong as a tiger, there is countless money, the work is not hard, leisurely like a mouse, romantic like a musical score, and you are happy.
The New Year's bell is about to ring, may this auspicious bell bring peace, happiness, health and joy to you and your family! Happy New Year and all the best! Year after year stronger.
New Year's wishes to you, good luck accompanies you, the God of Wealth follows you, the famous car belongs to you, bad luck avoids you, happy events surround you, and I accompany you all the time.
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Anonymous users2024-02-11I'm sorry I texted you so early because I was in a hurry, I hope you will forgive me. Tell me if you're awake, if not, you go back to sleep, if you wake up, you go back to sleep, I just want to tell you that the New Year's bell has just struck.
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Anonymous users2024-02-10Now that the day is over, any New Year's text message should be the funniest.
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Anonymous users2024-02-09I am a black belt in taekwondo, if you dare to be unhappy during the Spring Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into a vibration, your ears into a chord, your whole body into a straight board, and if you are depressed, you will be beaten into a second-hand!
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Anonymous users2024-02-08Press me if you want to, press it again, do you miss me that much? I said I wanted to press it. Also pin resistant to press!
I didn't want to lose the dry spring to you think of me like this, so touched! Press again! I burst into tears.
I've asked the annoyance, it's not at all. Wishing you a Happy New Year and all the best!
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When I went out to play with my classmates, I called two cars because of the large number of people, and when I got in the car, I told the master, "Master, someone is following us", and the master said, "Well, I know." As a result, he found that a taxi behind him was missing, so he asked the master, "Where is the taxi behind?" I saw the master say solemnly, "Don't worry, get rid of it." ”