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I went to Nanjing to play with friends during the Spring Festival of my freshman year, and when I was at the station on the way back, suddenly an aunt stopped me and said, "Can you lend me ten yuan, but I didn't have enough money, not enough to buy a ticket." "I pinched the point to the station, the time to get the ticket was tight, my mother was still with me, and I kept talking about the concept of time, I couldn't use it twice, and I was a little confused and turned over the bag and took out ten yuan to the other party, at that time this kind of deception was quite fresh (maybe I was more stupid and cute)...Anyway, I'm giving. And then this ** actually got an inch, "Can you lend me another twenty yuan, thank you really for it....""My mother didn't hear it very clearly in the **, and asked me what was wrong, no matter how stupid I was, I reacted that this was **!
I was stunned for a moment, frowning, staring at each other with a sincere, kind but hesitant gaze, and finally sighed as if I had made up my mind, holding my phone between my head and shoulders, and flipped through my bag again...."You give me back ten dollars, and I'll give you fifty dollars, and you can buy some food for yourself on the way." I said with a smile. ** happily handed back the ten yuan to me, I suddenly changed my expression, and cried at ** my mother who was chattering at me in confusion, "What??
The younger brother didn't have enough money for medical treatment??? I'll be right back!! "So...**Keeping the posture of reaching out, I watched me run forward on a horse....And my mom....Hung up directly**, as if even on the other end of the ** I wanted to pretend not to recognize my daughter....
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The performance of the scumbag roommate. The college advanced algebra teacher and roommate are fellow countrymen, or are they from the same high school. In the final exam of the first freshman year, he was very panicked and afraid that he would not be able to pass the exam, so he sent a text message to the teacher after the exam, to see that he would put a code on the face of the same sect and the same origin, and he promised to study hard next semester.
When the test results came out, he really scored 60 points. By the next semester, he had made good on his promise. Every time I go to high school, I sit in the first row, and my attitude is very good.
One would look at the blackboard and think, the other would write and draw in a notebook, and nod from time to time. The whole class thought that he had been reborn, changed his mind, and became a new person. Teachers also often praise them by name.
But the end of the period unexpectedly hung up. Until I turned to his notebook by chance, a line of words came into view: Paralysis, what is this talking about?
I don't understand at all!
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There are thousands of drama spirits in such a big world, you may have met drama spirits and deceived you because of your good acting skills, you can't realize that she is a drama spirit, and you have encountered a lot of them when you were in school. The drama spirits usually tell you very well, and then when they encounter something, they will play you like crazy, but in fact, if they don't do anything, they will drag their feet.
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The gym, the gym with the front and back feet, he changed clothes and blocked my cabinet, and I just stood on the side and waited for him to finish. A pair of Nike, he wore it there for more than 10 minutes, and he obviously wore this Nike as a slipper......Wipe while wearing, and wear it in a circle, I looked at this shoe 360°, and it was really super grinding. I finished changing my clothes in the past 10 minutes, I had already folded them, and I was ready for him to leave, so I put them in the cabinet and went out for a run.
We went out of the locker room together. Then he said hello to the fitness trainer and got on the treadmill, and I got on the treadmill. When he came up, he adjusted to a speed of 8 and started running, running more than 1 kilometer, his violent breathing was not proportional to his cadence, and his shoes flew away.
also smashed the young lady passing by. Apologize and go to the closet. You're all worthy of the Nike you've worn for 10 minutes???
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My colleague was so happy that I bought Fisher's pink seahorse to congratulate me. The kitchen plumbing burst and bought black tape ready to be repaired. Because of the water leakage, I bought a bucket to catch the water.
When the three x Masun packages arrived, I asked my daughter to unpack them, because she loves to unpack them the most. When I went to find her ready, she was already crying on the couch and refused to talk to me. Later, her father came out, and she had always thought that her mother was going to give her a little sister (Mom was just fat!).
Today's package confirmed her suspicions, it turned out that Mom not only bought her little sister a new baby seahorse, but also tied her up with duct tape and threw her away in a bucket like the bad guys in Popeye did to Popeyes.
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When buying fruits, weigh two pounds less, and there are people who specialize in patting sycophants in front of the leader!
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When I was a child, I failed the math test, and the teacher asked me to take the paper home and sign it, so I tore the paper on the way out of school, and when I got home, I glued it with tape again. The next day, holding the handicapped papers, I told the teacher with tears in my eyes that I didn't do well in the exam, and my mother tore the papers in a fit of anger. The teacher was taken aback, not only did not pursue the signing issue, but also comforted me in every way.
Isn't it great, but it can only be used once. Should he be beaten or beaten in the future.
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I'm almost late for work, hurry up and call a taxi, let the master go faster, the driver: Now wait a few minutes before leaving! I suspected that the master wanted to add money, so I said:
Hurry up, I'll give you twenty more, okay. The driver master continued: It's not about money, there is a female driver at the intersection in front, with the rearview mirrors on both sides, playing the right turn signal, and looking to the left, I don't know what she wants to do!
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My roommate, every time I come back, I will stage a heart-rending love-hate relationship. But he's also the pistachio of our dorm.
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Everyone will have some drama skills more or less, and sometimes people have to rely on acting skills to live in the world!
I'm addicted to drama at this time, who wouldn't be able to play! So the play praised her vigorously, you are so happy! The family is really rich, I am really envious and jealous!
At first, people thought I was a dog. Next, that's the real purpose of my performance. After saying a lot of compliments, I started crying.
My family has no money, my parents don't earn much money, and I'm embarrassed to ask for it, after all, they are old, and I want them to keep it for themselves and take care of their old age. I can't give them money, I can't help it, how can I reach out to them and ask them again? It's still hello, your parents earn a lot of money, support you, raise your children, and support your husband, it's great!
I can't do it, I can only rely on my husband to support him, my husband is hard, although the family conditions are good, but my husband is on his own, and I have no choice but to support him. Even if she doesn't have any brains, she knows that I'm scolding him. But I didn't say anything bad about her, and she didn't have a temper.
Moreover, other friends also sent me private messages, praising me as a top student who graduated from ** drama master, so I can cure her. Haha, this kind of drama is occasionally quite fun, and if it's always like this in life, it's annoying. Let's stop at the last minute!
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I remember when I just graduated, I applied for a job at Beijing Mobile, joined China Mobile in 2007, met my current husband in 2010, and in 2011, we were ready to get married.
Due to the company's clear regulations at that time, if the boyfriend and girlfriend were not allowed to work in the company. And I was also tired of customer service work at the time, my lover, I think a boy shouldn't be doing customer service all the time, it's too condescending! So the two of us decided to resign together at that time.
My husband's manager and I told us that we did not agree with the resignation of the two of us, and if we resigned, we would have to delay the payment of salary. For the two of us in Beipiao, the non-payment of wages means that our living expenses for the next month will not be settled. So I had a very in-depth communication with my department manager, and I pretended to be pitiful and begged him, telling him that my life was difficult and that my family needed me to go back.
He was touched by me and told me directly at the time that when the salary is paid, if you want to leave, go directly, so that you can get the salary.
So after I got paid, I approached the department manager and I was leaving. My manager is really a very nice person, so I told me directly, then you can go, and I left Beijing with my husband when I got the last month's salary.
Because I was 24 years old at the time, I didn't think about it so much, but I just thought it was quite real at the time. But afterwards, my husband and I went to Beijing to go through the formal resignation procedures, and our manager helped me coordinate. The reason why I dare to say it is also to remind everyone that we try to go through the resignation procedures normally at work, and it is very wise for others and ourselves.
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This test is about my own questions about chasing stars, asking what I like celebrities to do if they fall in love? What to do if you get hacked? and so on, and asked me if I ever wanted to be with a star I liked, but I really thought about it like this, because I like Hu Ge very much, but Hu Ge is also single now.
I thought that I should have a chance, after all, when I met him in the vast sea of people, it should be the traction of fate. It's just that I don't have the ability to stand side by side with him right now.
The reason why Hu Ge is single now is to wait for me to develop the soft place in his mind. He exists to wait for my arrival. And I made an agreement with my roommate and the two of us, she likes Wu Yifan very much, I said that in the future, I will take Hu Ge, she will take Wu Yifan, and then the four of us will travel by car together.
Because in my mind, Hu Ge is really a perfect character representative. In my life, if I can't see Hu Ge and can't become Hu Ge's wife, then what's the point of living? Am I just a salted fish without dreams?
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I have a former colleague who posted a message on the circle of friends not long ago: "You like to act, but can you not use me as a stepping stone to step on", followed by an "angry" expression. I asked her, "What's wrong?" and she said, "I'm!"
Several people in the parent group advocated crowdfunding massage chairs for Lao Na Lead, but the teachers said they didn't need it, and these people also said that they insisted on 'buying it'. It's okay for them to flatter if they want to, but can't they pay for it themselves, why do they have to drag us into the water? ”
What is a routine? Here it is.
The benefits let him get, and in the end, the pot had to be carried by others, and only let others buy it. I sincerely suggest that those little fresh meat who act like facial paralysis can go undercover for some parent groups and temper their acting skills.
The routine is so deep, who takes who seriously. But the "drama spirits" did not play routines, not for "truth", but for "fighting" - fighting for interests, resources, and existence.
Unlock the routine of "drama spirit".
Eason Chan sang in "Exaggeration": "The quieter the crowd, the more unacceptable it becomes, and I want to stir up an accident." Like singing suddenly, anywhere is like opening a four-sided platform, wearing the most shining shirt, pretending to be very emotional, and someone should remember to insert the pocket when someone comes to take pictures.
But this has nothing to do with "drama spirit", and the song also explains the reason for "exaggeration": "In love, I have been neglected too much, my self-esteem has been full of falls, and I attach importance to being able to cure hunger ......."You think I'm exaggerated, exaggerated just because I'm afraid."
The "drama spirits" also like to make movements, but usually the demands are more circuitous. They are not only interested in attention, but also in the interests attached to attention.
For example, some "drama spirits" inadvertently posted their LV bags and Patek Philippe watches on Weibo and Moments while lamenting the quiet years.
This kind of "drama spirit" with a copycat literary temperament is not difficult to identify. The mark of recognition lies in two words: hypocrisy.
As long as the "unintentional" flaunting of wealth is very deliberate, then you can catch a "drama spirit" alive. In this regard, you can go back to Li and take two words "hehe", or go back to the last picture of a book, the title of the book is "The Self-cultivation of Actors".
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Ordinary people don't finish their homework: copying and copying, making up and supplementing, intermittently scolding their mothers.
She didn't finish her homework: there was an eye or a round, indicating that she was still a living thing, and her expression was abrupt, "I'm so stupid, really." I only knew that the math had to be done, I didn't know how to revise it, so I asked the class representative not to remember me, he was very obedient, and I listened to every word."
Class Representative: Ordinary people look in the mirror: take a turn and admire.
She looked in the mirror: she got angry, stomped her feet, "Oops, how beautiful again!" Oh my God, I can't take it anymore! ”
Yes, yes, it's too much for you.
Mirror: The average person looking for a watch: What about my watch?
She looked for her watch: Where's my watch!
Watch: The dormitory is divided by the first letter of the surname, and four of us have the surname Liu and two have the surname Lin.
One day, she chatted with another roommate surnamed Lin and was scolded twice, (these two are also interesting, they once recited each other's circle of friends in order to compare shame).
Pounding the bed and howling, "It's terrible, it's terrible!" Their Lin family is bullying our Liu family again! You call the shots for me! ”
Liu Family: However, do you think she will be like this when she is only awake?
Immature! What is really powerful is her dream words, which are clear and powerful.
And according to the personal test of a certain immortal cultivator, it can realize human-computer dialogue (no!).
In the middle of the night, she would laugh and then snort, "Cut, garbage, dog or not!" ”
And do you think she's just swearing?
Uncouth! On a lonely snowy night, the content of her dream was: I am alone, walking in this miserable world?
If I wake her up, will it disturb her practice?
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