Tractor chasing Land Rover jokes, who knows Mercedes BMW tractor jokes

Once I had a quarrel with my sister, and my mother intervened: "How can you talk to your sister?" You are your sister's big back, fat like a meat mound, your sister is only six years older than you, and she is thin, playing around with you on her back, and crying every day!

I suddenly stopped talking, and felt very sorry for my sister, and my mother turned around and taught my sister: "What are you arguing with your brother?" If you beat him down, you will be angry with him, and the ghost who is beaten by you every day will cry wolf, go out to play with his back, as long as he is tired, he will never squat and put him down, stand and let go directly, and your brother who fell rolled his eyes, and the cry shook the sky, and now he is so tiger, I don't know if you are stupid! ”

A boss was drunk, very happy, whistling, driving his beloved Range Rover on the road, when he noticed a farm tractor parked on the side of the road and a man waving his hand. So, he stopped the car, it turned out that the tractor was broken down on the road, and he wanted to find someone to help tow it away. The boss was very happy today and agreed.

The two people agreed at the same time that if the tractor hit the right turn signal, please continue to drive. If the tractor hits left steering, stop the car. Then, the boss drove the Land Rover on the road with the tractor.

Of course, it was very slow) suddenly.

However, a BMW sedan overtook them from behind at a very fast speed, and the boss saw it, was very angry, and scolded angrily"No one has dared to surpass me yet! "So, he immediately stepped on the accelerator sharply and chased after the BMW.

Because of drinking, he had forgotten that there was a tractor behind him) The boss quickly caught up with the BMW, just when they were flying at a speed of 280 miles, they were discovered by a traffic police on the side of the road, and it was too late to stop, so he quickly took out the walkie-talkie and contacted the police on the next section:"Hey, hey, hey, I found two cars in the car, the speed is very fast, one is a BMW, the other is a Land Rover, please stop them, no, it's three cars in the car, followed by a tractor, and the tractor is still playing the left turn signal, trying to overtake.

A tractor broke down on the road, and it happened that a BMW passed by, and the tractor master asked the BMW to tow it away, and the BMW driver drank some wine and agreed. They said that it was better to hit the right turn signal and continue to drive, and the left turn signal to stop.

drove a Mercedes-Benz from behind, and suddenly surpassed BMW, driving a BMW thought: I damn it, uncle, I have never let people surpass, you actually surpass me! So BMW increased the throttle and hurried to catch up.

The BMW ran so fast, the tractor couldn't stand it, so the tractor hit the left turn signal.

At this time, a patrol police officer passed by, and saw BMW Mercedes-Benz driving at high speed, and he couldn't catch up, so he quickly used the walkie-talkie to say: Call the headquarters, there is a BMW and a Mercedes-Benz on the highway ...... drag racingNo, no, it's three, and there is one tractor, and the tractor keeps turning left to overtake ......

Humorous joke: What kind of car, the key to the tractor?

Xiao Ming: How did your face hurt! Chubby: The car keys are typed. Xiao Ming: Car keys, what kind of car keys are so good? Chubby: What kind of car can it be, the key to the tractor!

Racing Kid is also called I'm going to cross the line.

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Tractor??? It's domestic!

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It is said that Trump and Hillary Clinton were late after completing their first televised debate and needed to eat to replenish their energy, so they went into a bakery together, but they found that they had no money with them. Clinton hesitated, then reached for 3 pieces of pastry and hid them in her pocket while the clerk wasn't looking.

She whispered to Trump: "Look how smart I am, the shopkeeper doesn't see anything, and I don't even need to lie, I will definitely defeat you and win the American throne!" Trump said

Is this your way of doing things by deception and theft in order to achieve your goals? In fact, the same results can be obtained in an honest way. Look at me!

So Trump said to the bakery: "I'm the Republican ** candidate Trump, and now I'm going to perform a magic trick for you, please do me a favor and hand me this pastry." ”

The shopkeeper was curious and immediately gave him a piece of pastry as he had ordered. Trump gobbled it down and demanded another piece, too. Then Trump asked for a third piece of pastry, and another bite went down to his stomach.

At this time, the shopkeeper was a little puzzled, so he asked Trump when the magic would appear.

Trump replied: "Now is the time to witness the miracle, the three cakes just now are in Hillary's pocket".

Xiao Ming bought a tractor, one day on the way back to the car broke down, so to Xiao Bai **, Xiao Bai came, driving a Q5 to come, Xiao Ming said to take me a ride, there are some goods on the car, I hit the turn signal to indicate that the drive is slow, honking to indicate stop, Xiao Bai said good, so Xiao Bai wanted to whole Xiao Ming, along the way the speed of no less than 140 run wow, the two traffic police leisurely smoked, suddenly, swish, look at I rely on this to get it, hurry up to the next intersection of the traffic police notice, pick up the walkie-talkie and say, damn 2. The car is racing, an Audi is behind a tractor honking its horn and pressing the turn signal to prepare for ......overtaking

What color are ants' teeth? Hehe, I can't guess. Let me tell you, Guo Meimei's "Not Afraid, Not Afraid" ant teeth black, ant teeth black, ant teeth black. So the ant's teeth are black.

There were two people, and one died while walking.