What funny chat history do you have with your mother?

There are no screenshots, let's talk about the chat history. I still remember high school, two days before my birthday, my mother sent me a message: Happy birthday to my daughter, I'm afraid that I will forget it the day after tomorrow, and now I will tell you (and send a happy emoji).

Me: ......Mom, can you take a snack (crying faint in the toilet).

There is no chat history, but once it was Women's Day, my brother called my mother ** and said Mom, today is Women's Day, I wish you a happy holiday! My mom said, OK received! Happy holidays too!

One day, Peppa Pig cried and said to her mother, "The kids say I look like a hair dryer." "Mother Pig said distressedly: "Good, stay away from my mother next time you speak, don't blow my hair up."

One year, I went out with my husband and was photographed by a big brother with a SLR, and after the photo was completed, I added my husband's WeChat and sent it to my husband when I went back, and then I sent ** to my mother to ask her if she looked good SLR The result was that my mother asked me who the SLR was (manual goodbye).

I told my mom that I had gained weight recently, and that I was about to become a pig, and my mom said don't spoil the name pig, a pig is a cute creature.

Son, go back to the door and throw away the garbage.

Good. Son, throw the garbage at the door.

Good. Son, garbage in front of the house.

Good. Son garbage.

Sure enough, it's my own mother, who knows me so well that I am embarrassed, but I really want to eat it.

I just want some pocket money, but my mom is not on the same channel as me.

It's no one to meet such a real mother.,Don't dare to post pictures in the future.。

I was excited a moment ago, but after receiving the money, I was sad.

I know I'm my mother's own, but my own can't hurt me like that.

Ever since my mom had a meme, my first reaction when I talked to my mom was like this.

I just miss my Lafayette, but unfortunately Lafayette doesn't miss me at all, alas.

Doutu, my mother has more emojis than me, and I can't fight her

I'm showing you my chat with my mom.

I envy you mother-in-law children!

Mom, you worked hard to raise me, my heart to you gratitude has piled up, with my lifetime can not be repaid, Mom, although I often talk to you, but until now I often have a thousand words to my mouth, but I don't know where to start. How many times have I thought I was there for you and said to you, "Mom, I want to say something to you."

Don't be numb, go back, it's not early, go to bed, hurry! "Alright! That... Good night!

This is a little sad in my heart, so wronged! ）。Mom, whenever I want to share the chores for you, you always say that you will do it right away and you don't need my help; Whenever I ask you to rest, you say that you are not tired at all, and I look at your busy figure, and my heart is extremely uncomfortable.

I don't often see you smiling, so I hope you can be happy and happy every day, do less housework every day, be less tired, and sleep peacefully every day.

Mom, I want to say out loud to you: "Mom, I love you, and I want to be with you forever!" ”

Mom, I will work hard, if only you laugh every day and be happy every day!

Mom, I am very grateful to you for your hard work in raising me, but there are some things I have to say.

I know I'm an only child, and you and Dad love me very much. But, Mom, don't take me too seriously. Do you remember?

That time, the bread at home was gone, so I asked to go to the small shop downstairs to buy bread, but my father first said, "How can I do that?" You're a little kid, just read a good book!

That's it, do you still have to worry about family affairs? "Mother, you say," "But, mother, I ........"Before I finished speaking, I was pushed back by you:

But what is it, if you say no, you can't, you're still young! "Alright, alright, I'm not going! I said helplessly.

Mom, at least give your daughter a room to negotiate, right?

Another time, I was going to go to the park outside the community with my friends in the community, and as soon as I walked out of the community, my mother ran out and showed me the same thing, saying, "Look, this is a raincoat, it's not good today, be careful." It's a drink, drink it when you're thirsty.

It's ....... snackI interrupted you: "Mom, didn't you give me 50 yuan?"

Raincoats are useful, but drinks and snacks can be bought outside! "Silly boy! You say, "What an unhygienic thing out there!"

Alas, looking at the surprised eyes of my friends, my face turned red.

Mom, from the moment I stepped into the school, I wasn't small! You should let me find the shell of truth by myself in the ocean of life, and let me find the strong cloud by myself in the sky of life. Mom.

Let go of me, let myself grow up freely and happily, and although there will be difficulties, I just want to find the true meaning of life in the difficulties.

Mother, let go of your hands and let me, the eagle who always wants to fly high, taste the joy of flying!

First of all, your mother has to treat you as a friend, so you can have a happy chat.

You make the problem clearer. Your question is "let someone else teach you to chat with your mom"? Or "do you want to drink mom chat"? Or what else does it mean?

Mom, you gave birth to me, and I want to say thank you to you. You are my mother, I must love you for the rest of my life, you have been my mother in this life, and I will be your mother in the next life.

I love you from home all the way to Beijing; I love you from home to the moon and back again. Mom, I will always love you, love you, and love you.

Sometimes, when I do something wrong, you criticize me for being balanced, and I am much more sensible now; If I am sick, your heart seems to burn and you shed tears.

Mom, I want to say to you: I love you! You will always be a good mother to me!