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Jin Shengsigh. There are many interesting things in his life, and he never forgets humor in the imperial examination and in prison.
When Jin Shengsian was taking the exam, he was ingenious and unique, showing his own humor. He himself lamented that he was a talent for thousands of years, so he tried his best to show his talent. He took a total of 4 imperial examinations.
But none of them were admitted.
The first question was an essay question, and the topic was "Am I a gourd?" Can you see it but not eat it? The original intention of the title was to ask people to discuss Huaicai's non-encounter, but Jin Shengsi's thought that Huaicai's non-encounter was not a big deal, so he drew a picture and handed it in.
Others' test papers are full of textual discourses, only his test paper is a pair of monks and razors.
of paintings. The second question asks the candidate to discuss Mencius.
Forty is not tempted. Jin Shengsian thought that forty would not be tempting, that is, one to thirty-nine years old would be tempting, so he wrote 39 of the same words in a row, "moving". Jin Shengsi's answer sheet for the third exam was similar to the second time, and he also used his own creativity, writing four words "huh" in a row when describing the emperor's appearance.
The fourth exam is about Shih Tzu.
Here it comes. The reason why Xi Shi is called Xizi.
It's because she lives in the West Village, so Jin Shengsian wrote: When she went out from the east gate, Xi Shi didn't come; When he went out through the south gate, Shih Tzu did not come; Going out through the north gate, Shih Tzu did not come; Out of Simon, did Shih Tzu come? Shih Tzu is coming.
Such an answer sheet made the examiner speechless, and he could only judge that he failed.
Later, Jin Shengxian was imprisoned, and he still did not forget his humor. He called the jailer and said that he had something important to inform. When the jailer heard it, he thought it was a terrible secret, but Jin Sheng sighed and said that if you eat peanuts and dried tofu together, it will taste like walnuts.
In the end, Jin Shengxian had one last humor when faced with the sad ending of beheading. Before he was about to be beheaded, Jin Shengxian stuffed a note in his left and right ears. After being beheaded by the executioner, two notes that fell out of his ears said good on one and one said it hurt.
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The funniest thing should be that he himself has been locked up in prison, and he is in the mood to laugh at his envoys. This kind of mentality is really unprecedented and unprecedented.
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The best thing is that when he took the imperial examination, he explained that forty was not confused, and forty was still confused for the first thirty-nine years, so he wrote thirty-nine words of confusion on the examination paper.
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He has been proud of his talents and things all his life, and he is determined to make progress, and he lives a casual and interesting life, and he is lonely and high-minded. Even if he was unjustly killed by the imperial court, he did not forget to tease the era that could not keep up with him before he died.
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Known as the "Strange Man", he has been chic all his life, arrogant in thought, and has made great achievements in literature. Reading a wide range of books, in addition to making him talented, also made him more spontaneous.
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In the eighteenth year of Shunzhi, Ren Weichu, the new county commander of Wu County, whipped the people in order to recover the arrears, and the local scholars were furious. coincided with the death of Emperor Shunzhi at that time, Jin Shengxian gathered more than 100 scholars in the Confucian Temple and wrote a letter to the yamen of Jiangsu Governor to complain to Ren Weichu. As a result, Zhu Guozhi, the governor of Jiangsu, and Ren Weichu, protected each other, and arrested Jin Shengxian and seven other people and beheaded them according to rebellion.
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Because some of his behaviors are indeed not very popular with the powerful, his ending also has something to do with himself.
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Most talented people are arrogant, and no one wants to take it seriously, but such a character will offend many people!
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Because he was too unruly as a talented man, he offended the powerful of the dynasty, so he was beheaded.
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Jin Shengsi's strange performance on the execution @ field is not humorous and open-minded, but helpless and extremely sad and indignant. All the legends do make people feel the unique and expansive life of the Jin family, but if you think about it carefully, why didn't the Jin family hide the stagnation and sourness in his heart by being so weird, let's just say that the pair is not connected with the son, and you can peek into his great sorrow and sorrow.
The lotus seed is bitter in her heart; Intra-abdominal acid in pears.
This couplet is indeed very ingenious, and I hope it is not made up by posterity. Among them, "lotus seed" and "pear" are not only the names of Jin Shengsi's two sons, but also two fruits known to women and children; It is not only in line with the laws of nature, but also has a profound meaning. At the same time, we will also be surprised to find that "lotus" and "pity" and "pear" have the same sound as "leave".
Can a pun be interpreted in this way - child, I am about to pass away, and my heart is like a knife when I look at your heartbroken appearance. My heart is bitter, my heart is sour—but what can be done. You have to live well!
Only people with great sorrow and great sorrow would be so euphemistic. Witty indeed, not humorous.
By the way, let's talk about Jin Shengsi's "deathbed matters": "Peanuts and dried tofu are chewed together, which has the taste of ham." If you have this skill, you will die without regrets!
Really no regrets? When you understand a person, you will know the great sorrow in his heart, and after this moment, you will never be able to "chew peanuts and dried tofu together". This is similar to what Qu @ Qiu @ Bai said before his death, "Chinese tofu is delicious and can be called the first in the world".
They all used ordinary words and extreme ways to express their extreme dissatisfaction and hatred of reality in their hearts - is it humor? ~
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