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[Scene 1].

Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?

Boy A: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

Naturally, A stretched out two fingers and took ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 2] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy B: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

B heard A's situation, so he carefully took the fries with the palm of his hand.

Teacher: Don't you dip some ketchup?

B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked the ...... with his fingersTeacher: You are very skilled at flicking cigarette ash. Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 3] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy C: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck, okay, eat a piece of fries.

cBecause of the previous two examples, I ate the fries very carefully and sweating.

Teacher: Why don't you bring roots back to your classmates?

c. After taking the french fries, he put his hand on his ear ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 4] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy D: Don't suck.

Teacher: Very good, let's eat a piece of fries.

d finished his fries in horror.

Teacher: Why don't you bring roots back to your classmates?

D carefully put the fries in his jacket pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

d hurriedly took out the fries from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on the ...... with his feetTeacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 5] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy E: Don't suck, Teacher: Very good, let's eat a french fries.

E had just taken the fries, and the teacher said, "Don't you invite me to eat them?"

E hurriedly passed the fries with both hands, then took out the lighter ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 6] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy F: Don't suck.

Teacher: Very good, let's eat a piece of fries.

f Eat it in horror.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

f His palms were sweaty, but he still calmly bowed his head and said, "Hello principal!

Teacher: The principal will smell the taste in your mouth.

F pulled out the fries: No, it's still here, the fire hasn't even been lit yet, ......[Scene 7].

Teacher: Do you smoke or not?

Boy G: Promise God that you will never suck.

Teacher: Really don't suck? Okay, let's have a root fries.

G is very natural to take the fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: What a good boy, what brand of fries do you usually like?

g (get carried away): Greater China ......

Scene 8] Teacher: Let's eat a french fries.

Boy N: Thanks, no.

Thank you for adopting.

Once upon a time, there was a brother and sister in the Tiger Kingdom, each with their own special abilities.

The elder brother has a pair of clairvoyance, can see small things in the distance, and the younger sister has a pair of ears that are windwind, can hear extremely small sounds, and they grew up together...Happy together and sad together.

In their spare time, they would always run to the hills behind them, and the elder brother would look out at a distant country thousands of miles away, and tell his sister all kinds of strange things there. The younger sister listened to the message from the breeze and sang to her brother the angelic song from the distant church.

Perhaps because they had been together for a long time, they fell in love with each other.

Although they know that this love is not allowed, they just can't control themselves.

They threw off all shackles and began to enjoy love desperately.

However, paper can't contain the fire after all, and the relationship between the two is discovered.

The father was furious, the mother washed her face with tears, and the neighbors pointed fingers at the two, and the two desperately proved their innocent feelings for each other.

However, due to the shackles of moral concepts, the two were not allowed after all, and there was no way out...

In order to prove their undying love for each other, the elder brother blinded his own eyes, and the younger sister deafed his ears, not why, but because they thought that since they could not be blessed by everyone, what was the use of having this ability?

Anyway, the two of them are a couple that can't get happiness.

A long, long time later, a ** family heard this poignant and moving love story and was greatly moved. With mixed feelings, he composed a heartfelt song.

I heard this song by chance, and I couldn't help but feel sad.

It's really sad that the brother and sister have a singing and crying experience!!

Unfortunately, I don't have a CD of it, and I can't get it here, so I can only share with you the lyrics that I remember.

I hope you can also feel the emotion...

That's how the lyrics are sung...

Two Tigers Two Tigers.

Run fast Run fast.

One has no eyes and the other has no ears.

It's weird, it's weird"

Xiao Ming asked Xiao Hong to borrow an eraser, but Xiao Hong didn't give it, so Xiao Ming said, "You lend it to me, you want to die?!" Then Xiaohong lent the eraser to Xiaoming, and then Xiaohong died... ==

A violinist, a singer and a homeless man have been stranded in the desert for three days. As he walked, the homeless man noticed that he had kicked something, and crouched down to see that it was a magic lamp. He rubbed the magic lamp, and the lamp god immediately appeared.

Master, I can grant you three wishes. What do you want? ”

At this point, the violinist immediately said, "I want to go home!" ”

The violinist disappeared in an instant, and he returned to his air-conditioned room.

The singer also immediately made a wish: "I want to go home too!" ”

The singer instantly returned to the room full of his posters.

At this time, the lamp god looked at the homeless man and asked, "Does the master also want to go home?" ”

No, I'm homeless. Ah, it's a little unaccustomed to those two people not being there. I really want both of them to come back. ”

Yes, master. ”

In this way, the violinist and singer who had just returned home instantly appeared in front of the homeless man's eyes.

There was no way, now that they had been called back, they had to consider themselves unlucky and continue to follow the homeless. The violinist and singer spoke ill of him behind the bump's back along the way.

Hey? It's like another magic lamp. ”

The violinist and singer looked at the homeless. Really! He was holding another magic lamp in his hand. The singer wanted to rush forward, but was stopped by the violinist.

The violinist said to the tramp, "Since you found the lamp first, make a wish first." With that, he winked at the singer.

Yes, yes, that's right! The singer chimed in.

The homeless man rubbed the magic lamp, and a lamp god appeared.

Master, I can grant you three wishes. Tell me what you want. ”

I don't have anything I want now, you can go. ”

Yes, master. ”

$%@小提琴家和歌手的哀嚎.

The teacher said to the students: "This exam only tests ideology and morality, if the average score of the whole class passes, I will take everyone on an outing!" The students rejoiced and tried their best to revise, but as a result, there were only three questions on the test paper:

How many words is there in the book "Ideology and Morality"? What is the length, width and height of the book "Ideology and Morality"? How many grams does the book "Thoughts and Virtues" weigh?

Question: What is the value of Xiaobai and Xiaobai? Answer: Equal to the little white rabbit Reason: Little white two

Mr. Huang liked to be a soldier, so he gave his son a name"Huang Jun". One day, Mr. Huang sent his son to school, and suddenly a No. 8 bus came, and Mr. Huang saw it and shouted to his son: "The imperial army is running, the No. 8 road is coming." "

1. Teacher: "There is a good reputation, how to explain it?" ”

Student: "There is a mouth for a cup, which means that every cup has a mouth, such as a wine glass, a teacup, etc. ”

2. After reading a student's essay, the Chinese teacher said to him, "Looking at your essay, why do you keep making people doze off?" ”

He blinked and said, "That's what I wrote while yawning!" ”

3. The teacher praised Xiaoqiang's composition, saying that this composition is particularly good in terms of genre and asked the students to learn from him.

Obviously unconvinced, he said: "What's the big deal about this, his father must have taught him!" ”

The teacher asked, "What does Xiaoqiang's father do?" ”

4. I have an elder brother who is a doctor of medicine, and when he comes home for the Chinese New Year, my brother has been standing behind him, and then I asked my brother, "Why are you standing behind?" ”

He said I don't want to experience what it's like to be a postdoc.