A joke about weather forecasting

The Indians asked the new chief if the winter was cold. Since the new chief did not learn how to judge the weather from his ancestors at all, he ran to ask the National Meteorological Service while asking his subordinates to collect firewood.

He called the Met Office again.

Are you sure it's cold this winter? ”

I'm telling you, this year will be the coldest winter in history. The other party said.

How do you know? ”

Because the Indians were frantically collecting firewood. ”

Winter is just around the corner, and a group of Indians begin to prepare for the winter. But they don't know if it's going to be cold this winter, and if it's cold, they'd better be prepared. So they went to the witch for help.

The witch was calculating, muttering to herself, as if she were calculating, and then she told the Indians, "It's going to be cold this winter." Soon, almost all the Indians learned that the winter was going to be cold, so they went out to find wood for the fire, and they were busy. The witch gradually became a little unable to sit still, and she thought that I would casually say that if the winter was not cold, the Indians would come to her to settle accounts.

So, she secretly called the meteorological station. "Hey, Mr. Director. Will it be cold this winter? Needless to say, it must be cold, don't you see that the Indians are looking for wood to burn the fire?" said the director.

Xi: All the leaders and colleagues in front of the TV, big brothers and sisters, aunts and aunts, as well as lovely children, good evening, welcome to watch the special program of weather forecast in Shangcai area sent by the Red Taiwan TV station of "creating a century-old store and establishing a pioneer in the industry". I am Wang Xiaoya, the super invincible host of the universe who everyone loves, flowers bloom, and cars see cars, and I am very happy to bring you the weather forecast for my supermarket in the next two days.

See the detailed report below!

In the next two days, most areas of my supermarket will continue to drop due to the influence of the cold air flow of Siberia, and the weather will become colder.

White: cold and fever, continuous low-grade fever, high fever does not go away, quickly use red sun brand cold medicine, red sun brand cold medicine, you can eat more if it is delicious!Red Sun Supermarket Exclusive, Oh-Yay!

Xi: The northern Fuxing store will usher in the second snow of 2010, (Xi Sing: The second snow in 2010 will come later than usual, but remember to keep warm.)

White: Keeping warm from the cold, we choose Red Sun brand down jackets, Red Sun brand down jackets, from China's Shangcai Red Sun Supermarket - exclusive sale.

Xi: Affected by the convergence of cold and warm airflows, the weather in Yimindian in the southern region will be sunny in the next two days, - pause - sunny to cloudy ,—— pause - cloudy to light rain ,—— pause - light rain to moderate rain ,—— pause - moderate rain to rain, heavy rain to English ,—— pause - to Japanese, Korean, Arabic and Martian! Remind all customers who go here to be sure to bring an umbrella white :

Xi: The future weather of the center store will be mainly sunny and cold, with strong winds and a relatively dry climate, which will give you skin.

1. How do you know if it's cold and cold, and it's windy and rainy? Today I'm going to talk about a paragraph, the weather situation and forecast:

Yesterday I had already predicted with everyone that most of us would be fine! It's a nice day, but don't forget the old saying, "The sky is unpredictable". Well, in the blink of an eye, there were dark clouds, and a thunderclap passed, and the rain was coming.

This rain is small in the front and big in the back, and the south wind turns to the northwest wind 7-8 level. This bleak little rain is sandwiched with a swishing northwest wind, blowing today, tomorrow, and later, until next Friday, when you will feel cold, how cold is it? It's so cold that you have to use it to dry your hands when you fart.

2. I miss you a little tonight to tomorrow morning, and I expect to continue to miss you in the afternoon, and due to this low mood, it will turn into a big and violent thought in the evening, and my mood will be lowered by five degrees, and it is expected that this kind of weather will continue until I see you.

Tomorrow night, a large area will sometimes be under the yuan and sometimes under the pound, there may be US dollars in the southeast, and there will even be gold nuggets in some areas, reminding you to wear a steel helmet and carry a sack, ready to make a fortune!

Within 48 hours, you will encounter Money Rain, Lucky Wind, Friendship Mist, Love Dew, Health Xia, Happiness Cloud, Smooth Frost, Happiness Thunder, Safety Hail, and Happy Flash.

Weather forecast: Tomorrow there will be rain in most of North China during the day, and there will be mobile phones, computers, US dollars and other money and things in the same rain as satellite detection.

DAO is dedicated, please be ready to make a fortune! **Meteorological Observatory.

Weather forecast: I sometimes miss you from early morning to daytime this morning, and turn big to violent thoughts in the afternoon, and expect the mood to drop by five degrees. Due to the influence of the extended depression band, this type of weather is expected to continue until you see you.