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Mo Shanggui is a good farmer, admire. Minor deletions and changes to individual words and phrases are made below. It's a matter of personal preference, don't blame it.

At the end of his life, he was a tributary student, weak in his age, long and healthy, and easy-going. Muscular, with little top hair. The body of a virgin wants to break through it.

Thousands of ancestors are loved, and a seedling is irrigated alone. However, he often slams the dunk and hurts his tendons, and he loses his mind when he hits the machine, which makes Yan Weng sad and compassionate. Every time the moon is in the wind, I regret that I can't sleep, and I am even embarrassed.

Today's blood is inspiring: I will regard luxury as dung! Follow the farmer's example and pick diligently.

Treat the official name like a mustard! Xi is a wise man and serves his country. Just take it as a name, talk about self-encouragement!

At that time, fsi235399 asked for a text, all were attached, I don't know why, but the landlord did not cooperate with the landlord for a long time, all evil, fsi235399 has a color.

Ben also wants to use a little pen and ink! I don't want to see Mo Shanggui Brother Zhuyu in front, it's a spoof! Strike, strike, strike!

1.Life is the accumulation of knowledge on a daily basis. Only those who learn new knowledge for a long time without losing their own essence are considered students.

And then cut it off, cut it off, cut it off

The "ruler" in the last article is stupid and ridiculous, but what kind of person is the "old father"? What lessons can we learn from this?

The old father "is not as good as a stupid man, he is clever, he commands indiscriminately, and he is self-defeating."

We must think about doing things, we must not rigidly follow the rules, and we must learn to be flexible.

The better the translator of this number, and the farther away from Chu The better these conditions, the farther away you are from the Chu State

Why not cut the rod in with a saw and enter the city gates? __

The better these things (horses, money, drivers), the farther away from Chu (it is obvious that he does not know that the earth is round).

Why don't you (cut the bamboo poles) through the middle and go in again?

1 The more powerful these thoughts are, the farther away they are from the state of Chu.

2 Why did you not cut off the rod from the middle and enter into the gate?

1 Full translation: "I am now in my twenties, and I have been very intelligent since I was a child. At the beginning, I was a writer, but I didn't even pass the exam three times.

So he gave up his writing and practiced martial arts, but when he was competing in archery in the martial arts examination room, he accidentally shot the little official in charge of drumming in the field and was kicked out. Then, I changed to medicine, and once I got a minor illness, so I figured out a prescription for it, and I took it and ...... itHe's dead. ”

This article is a joke, it's actually quite interesting, and it's better than the vernacular, the above translation has been polished for the sake of smoothness (uh, in fact, a lot of words and phrases have been added and replaced for the sake of the atmosphere), if it's a task, I'll give you a translation of the homework:

I grew up as a smart person and am now in my twenties. At the beginning, he was from the text, and he failed to take the exam for three consecutive years. So I practiced martial arts, and an arrow was shot at the martial arts training field, which hit the drumming officer, and I was kicked out.

Changed to medical skills, accidentally had a minor illness, wrote a good prescription by himself, ate it, and died. ”

I have been smart since I was a child, and now I am in my twenties, and I have only started to study literature, and I have not passed the exam for three consecutive years. So I practiced martial arts again, and in the martial arts training ground, I shot an arrow and hit the drumming officer, so I was driven out. Later, he changed to medicine, accidentally had a minor illness, prepared a good prescription by himself, took the medicine according to the prescription, and died.