Ask for a hilarious love pledge from the wedding scene

Don't be cool to your wife.

Don't let your wife be jealous.

If you quarrel, you must give way first.

My wife beat me up.

Wife wants 3 from:

1. Never do laundry;

2. Never cook;

3. Never mop the floor.

The husband wants 4;

1. The wife has to wait for her makeup;

2. The wife should be willing to spend money;

3. The wife has to endure the tantrum;

4. The wife is angry and wants to coax.

A new version of the House Rules. One of the house rules: When the wife takes a bath, she should measure the water temperature and scratch the itch and rub her back; There shall be no covetousness.

Family rule 2: When the wife is shopping, she must have the courage to pay and be encouraged; There must be no unwillingness.

Family rule 3: When the wife serves the food, she should praise it and eat more bowls; Do not be picky eaters.

Family rule four: When the wife sleeps, she should fan the wind in the hot summer and warm the quilt in the cold winter; There shall be no snoring or snatching of quilts.

Family rule 5: When the wife gives money, she should be grateful with tears and save money; There shall be no extravagance and waste.

Family rule six: When the wife is bored, she has to fight for her life to perform, and she will entertain her relatives with colorful clothes; There shall be no indifferent behavior.

Family rule seven: When the wife admonishes, she should keep her hands close and stand upright; There must be no absent-minded behavior.

Family rule eight: When the wife makes a mistake, she should blame herself and take the black pot by herself; There shall be no behavior that affects Xiao Chu.

Family rule nine: When the wife is sad, she must cry blood and be grief-stricken; Do not smile.

Family rule ten: When the wife returns late, she should wait patiently and be happy; There shall be no acts of rage.

Family rule 11: When the wife is not there, you should think about it and keep yourself like jade; There shall be no stealing of chickens and dogs.

Family rule 12: When the wife is happy, she should put on the lights and celebrate; Do not splash cold water.

Family rule 13: When the wife has insomnia, she should accompany her all night and help count the sheep; There must be no dreaming of Zhou Gong.

Family rule 14: When the wife dresses her face, she must provide a method to defy the law; No laughing.

Family rule 15: When the wife sings, she should be like a spring breeze and admire; There is no way to hold back laughter.

Family rule 16: When the wife is angry, she should kneel on the ground and beg for mercy and beg for mercy; There shall be no act of ignoring or ignoring.

Family Rule 17: When my wife beats me, let her ravage, thank you Lord Longen; There is no act of retaliating and glaring.

Family rule 18: When my wife takes the exam, she should help her read and circle the key points; Do not act in a way that does not concern you.

House Rule 19: When the wife speaks, she should nod her head from time to time and express her deep agreement; There shall be no smooth rebuttal.

Family rule 20: The wife should swear a gambling curse during interrogation to show loyalty; There must be no carelessness.

Family rule 21: When the wife is driving, she should teach her gently and relieve her nervousness; There shall be no act that increases the burden of the problem.

Family rule 22: When the wife kisses, she must be enthusiastic and energetic, strive to sell well, and must not be indistinguishable from each other.

Family rule 23: When the wife is lucky, she must take what she asks for and persevere; Do not act forcefully.

Family rule 24: When the wife doesn't want it, she should cry and solve it by herself; There shall be no buying or selling of money.

Nothing that is absolutely bad can be done.