What is it like to have a group of strange people in the dormitory?

Not a roommate, but live on the same floor, every morning at six or seven o'clock will be shouted that the wife and wife are up or the husband and husband are up or are almost late, hurry up, just shout, forget it, the whole floor you shouted is heard, six or seven o'clock what is the concept, that is, basically no early self-study is sleeping. Also, at 10 o'clock in the evening, I will call my wife and husband, I know that the relationship is good, but the relationship is good, and I can't shout like this every day, and the aunt downstairs who shouted heard it.

The lights are out, and she has to get up early for class tomorrow, and she plays ** ......... over thereEvery time I make a big movement while someone else is resting, I have heart palpitations, okay?! The whole bedroom is not well rested because she is alone.

I didn't wash my hair for three days, I didn't wash my face for two days, I didn't brush my teeth for a day, I feel that his whole person is wrapped in a layer of oil, constantly refreshing your three views, low emotional intelligence, watching movies in the middle of the night and laughing, trying the mobile phone alarm clock in the middle of the night, this is a. The other one, which could have been okay, is currently plummeting in emotional intelligence under the leadership of the guy above. There is another one that is okay, that is, quarreling with an object in another city every day, trivial matters.

Oh, and also, there's a subject who always doesn't flush the toilet when he goes to the bathroom, I don't know if it's because I haven't lived in a dormitory in high school or what, and I don't even know the most basic things.

Zhang, the dormitory family background should be the best, the temperament is relatively straight, and it is also the most disgusting person in the dormitory, first of all, the socks are thrown under our bed in terms of hygiene, (there are many people's shoes below,) their own things on the table are the most messy, and the instant noodles are not thrown, the dormitory smells in winter, why does it take her turn to clean on the duty day, I don't say it, and the most important thing, she doesn't allow others to disturb when she sleeps, she talks loudly when others sleep, and makes others want to return him and her? Especially when I found a boyfriend, I was the first to take off the single, because of a misunderstanding, I scolded me, and I was speechless when I hit ** at night.

Sloppy, super sloppy, call male friends ** in the middle of the night every night, play werewolf kill until two or three four or five o'clock open the voice, and remind useless, find a sense of presence at any time ......What can I do, I'm desperate too......

As the saying goes, "When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds". In the dormitory, we also saw the strange behavior of all kinds of strange roommates. Now take stock of the strange behavior of your roommates

Do not flush the toilet

I really can't stand this, and I can understand it if I forget it occasionally or stop the water. But some people just don't like to flush the toilet, and they often don't flush when they go to the toilet, and they don't flush the key large size! Don't rush on the tuba! Are you going to save it and eat it hot?

Rub things for use

Some roommates like to take advantage of small things, and usually like to use other people's things. I like to eat snacks, but I never buy them. I didn't even say hello.

I also like to use my roommate's daily necessities, never buy laundry soap, shampoo and shower gel secretly use my roommate's, and even wear my roommate's slippers to class. Stealing someone else's things and being bumped into can still say without changing your face, what's wrong with me using it?

Go to bed late and don't let others get up early

Playing games every night, crackling and even yelling and playing until one or two o'clock before going to sleep. Then when we got up the next morning, she told us to be quieter, complaining that we had disturbed her sleep.

Curious baby

Curiosity is bursting, you have to ask you what you do, and I like to watch it. While you were washing, she was watching and saying, "Hey, what are you doing?"

When you were reading, she leaned over and said, "Hey, what are you reading?"

While you're eating, she shows up, "Hey, what are you eating?"

When you go online, she asks, "Hey, what are you looking at?"

Finally you close the curtain to avoid her, and she pulls the curtain open and asks, "Hey, what are you doing?"

Don't turn off the alarm

The night before, she set several alarm clocks at once, and the next morning, the magical alarm woke up the entire dormitory, but it didn't wake her up.

Don't love hygiene

Some roommates have smelly feet and like to play basketball, but they just don't like to take a shower and don't bother to do laundry. Every time I changed the dirty clothes, I threw them in the corner of the dormitory, and I had to wash them until I had no clothes to wear. The whole dormitory will smell of him!

When we are in the dormitory, we often watch TV and play with mobile phones, but people who watch TV know that sometimes they are addicted to watching, they will not stop, they will always want to watch, but if they sit all the time, they will feel very tired, so they will think about lying there and watching very comfortably, this wonderful little brother just thought of such a way, not only lying down to watch, the neck will not be affected, is there a feeling of paralysis in bed, At that time, I have to say that this brother's brain hole is still very big, but aren't you afraid that the computer screen will fall off? It's still dangerous, so it's better to put it down. Everyone knows that in the summer, it is very annoying mosquitoes, the dormitory will definitely have mosquitoes in the summer, at this time when you sleep will feel very annoying, not only because it bites you, but also very important is that it will always be in your ear, this is very angry, so if there is no mosquito net in the dormitory, how to let mosquitoes not bite themselves, this wonderful roommate tells you what to do, is to put the dirty clothes bag on the head, the body is wrapped in the quilt, so that you are not afraid of being bitten by mosquitoes at night.

This method is really good, but will it feel a little uncomfortable with your head inside, and the cover is so tight, don't you feel hot? But I have to admire that I can come up with such a clever trick, and my imagination must be very rich.

This is there, because I forgot to buy a footbasin, but I don't want to go down to buy it, so I thought of such a way, find a plastic bag, and then add water to it, put your feet in, a simple footbasin is become, so that you don't need to wash the footbasin can also be very convenient to soak your feet and wash your feet, not only convenient but also save money! I really can't hold back my laughter when I see such a way of washing my feet, and I have to admire such a wonderful roommate, but this roommate had better put a few more bags in case it breaks. Each dormitory is not less roommates with strange ideas, but it is also because of some of them that our dormitory students will not be so boring, every dormitory always has strange roommates, their strange behavior, each can make you laugh until graduation for these dormitories of strange practices.

As a place where everyone wants to stay often, we can only weaken the contradictions in the dormitory, and once we meet a strange roommate, it is estimated that college life will be difficult. If you want to talk about the roommates in the dormitory, all kinds of strange behaviors, there are the following kinds that are unacceptable, especially the fourth one.

When I was in college, I couldn't accept the "weird" behaviors of my roommates, netizens: Take my girlfriend back to the dormitory.

No personal hygiene: There are always such students in the dormitory, they don't pay attention to personal hygiene, things are thrown around, especially dirty socks are thrown everywhere, clothes are not washed often, and bed sheets are even more reluctant to change. Every time you walk past his bed, you can always smell a strange smell, usually see him go out and clean up, but the personal dormitory area is really not daring to look.

Every time he told others that he loved to be clean, but the dormitory arranged daily duty hygiene, but he always found various reasons to avoid cleaning.

Random use of other people's things: It is common for roommates in the dormitory to occasionally borrow other people's things for use, such as clothes racks, combs, etc. If you want to use something else, please let us know, don't take someone else's thing, and don't return it after using it.

Some people take borrowing other people's things as a habit, and every time they don't have something for themselves, they use someone else's, and they don't use other people's shampoo, and they don't use other people's clothes detergent, and they never buy anything.

We often encounter roommates like this, but there is no way, even if they use someone else's, they won't return it, and when someone else uses it, they can't find it anywhere, and it is estimated that it is unbearable to put this kind of person in anyone's dormitory.

People who always disturb other people's rest: There are always some people who like to play ** constantly when others are sleeping, or put the game loud, have no public morality at all, and their minds are full of themselves, and they never think about others. Imagine that you are very sleepy and want to sleep, but others turn on the sound of watching a movie very loudly, do you feel uncomfortable?

Bring his girlfriend to the dormitory: This is the most unacceptable behavior of netizens, it is really weird, there are 6 people living in the dormitory, but he took his girlfriend to live in the dormitory, and the other boys have no choice but to go to the Internet café all night. The dormitory is a place to live in a group, and you can't influence others for your own selfish desires.

I have a classmate who doesn't seem to have taken a shower ten times in more than ten years, we go home once a month, he washes clothes once a month, he doesn't wash his hair and face, he doesn't wash his teeth, he never washes his feet, he changes a pair of shoes a semester, the key is that he is the first in my class, and he is still old farting, smelly and noisy, I dare not let him rely on the window to worry about polluting the class air, hey! Very speechless.

Is it okay to be stolen in stick socks?

In order to fight the Overwatch, he skipped all day of classes from morning to night.

I play games every night and turn on the black voice, and in the morning I still look refreshed, which makes me want to scold her.

The most bizarre thing is that there is a male roommate who has no money and wants to borrow my money to chase a female classmate, and he is reprimanded by me and wants to beat me, and I beat me into a slight brain**.

You never know how sand they are at night......Old A raised his "pistol" and said, "Raise your hands for me!!" Old B jumped up and said:

Put the gun down for me!! Old A instantly coaxed: "Okay brother!"

Hahahahahaha......ha