A bowl of soup is 4 yuan, a taxi fare is 40 yuan, is it worth it to wait for the door to open in the

I think this depends on personal pursuit, most people are reluctant to go.

Depending on their opinions, some people think it's not necessary, and some people like it.

This is actually the psychology of the Chinese to follow the trend, in fact, in the end it was found that it was not delicious.

There are still different opinions on this thing, after all, everyone is different.

Hit **".

A: I was playing chess with your dad yesterday.

B: How's it going?

1 : I smiled at the sky, and when I was done, I went to sleep.

I think back then, you punched the Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked the Beihai Nursery School, you stomped in the morgue and stood up for me unconvinced."

No one dared to gasp,

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Women live longer than men, so women will hate you to live.

Woman, you will hate you to live.

I died before you, and you died faster than me!

Xiao Ming's eyesight is poor, wearing glasses of more than 800 degrees, once in class, the teacher wrote (confusing) four big characters on the blackboard, and then asked: Students, which of you will explain this idiom At this time, the students lowered their heads Only Xiao Ming raised his head, and the teacher was very happy after reading it, so he said Xiao Ming, you will answer. Xiao Ming stood up, slowly withdrew his glasses, and said

Teacher look. I can't see clearly, Eun is right, sit down.

Lent a phone to an old lady.

Today, I met an old lady in the subway and said that she would borrow my mobile phone and call her son. I listened and called her decisively.

After less than five minutes of fighting, I was given two dollars at the end of the dead and alive fortress, and I didn't want to live or die.

The old lady really couldn't resist me, so she was in a hurry and shouted in front of so many people: "Live Lei Feng!" Catch Lei Feng alive! Coming soon! ”

Lent a phone to an old lady.

Today, I met an old lady in the subway and said that she would borrow my mobile phone and call her son. I listened and called her decisively.

After less than five minutes of fighting, I was given two dollars at the end of the dead and alive fortress, and I didn't want to live or die.

The old lady really couldn't resist me, so she was in a hurry and shouted in front of so many people: "Live Lei Feng!" Catch Lei Feng alive! Coming soon! ”

1.A asks B: "Let me ask you a question, someone has won the jackpot, and he will play a song title!" ”

B: "Wishing you prosperity?" ”

A: "That's not right! Think again! ”

B: "The God of Wealth has arrived?" ”

A: "That's not right! Let me tell you, it's "It's a pity it's not you"! ”

2.Wife: Husband, if you can lose 10 kilograms, I'll show you the dance.

Husband: If you can lose 5 kilograms, I'm willing to watch it.

3.A pair of good men and women were walking on the beach, and the man saw the ** in the distance, pointed his finger at the woman and said: "The money I spent on you can buy a **!"

After hearing this, the woman said angrily: "Hmph, why don't you say that the cannon you shoot on me can liberate Taiwan!" If you think it's funny, take it!

As for Xiao Ming, he has an exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV at night.

Xiao Ming's mother praised Xiao Ming very happily: Good boy, then you must do well in the exam tomorrow Xiao Ming cried and said: Mom, I mean, 'Mom, I see, it's over'.

Once upon a time, a man was fishing and caught a squid.

The squid begged him: You let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, "Okay, then I'm going to ask you a few questions."

The squid was very happy and said: You take the test, you take the test!

Then the man grilled the squid.

Mom called me a translator! Super hilarious).

Mom: This "I don't know."What does that mean?

I said, "I don't know".

Mom: I sent you to college for a few years, why don't you know anything!!

I said, "No!" Is it "I don't know"!!

Mom: Still hard-mouthed!! ####&..A blast beating).

Mom: Tell me about this again," I know"You know what it means, tell me.

I said, "I know."

Mom: If you know, say it.

I said, "I know."

Mom: Find fault with you? You cleaned up lightly just now, didn't you?

I said, "I know!"

Mom: I know you don't say it yet!! Don't pretend to understand if you don't understand! &* $ (another beating).

Mom: You give me a little care, spend so much money to send you to college, you can't do anything now, you will have a little bit of things and play with the old lady, and then ask you the last one, you explain it to me, if you can't say it, I'll clean you up, you translate it for me, "I know but I don't want to tell you."What does that mean?

I fainted, picked up a pillow and threw it on my head more than 30 times, hit my head against the wall more than 40 times, pumped my mouth more than 50 times with both hands, and kicked the corner of the table more than 60 times with my legs.

No, her old man came to me again and asked, "Son, I'm very annoyance, don t tuouble me".

I said, "I'm annoyed, don't bother me".

Mom: "Looking for a fight, talk to ** like this" (so he was flattened).

Mom asked again, "I hear nothing, repeat."What do you mean?

I said, "I didn't hear you, say it again".

Mom said it again: I hear nothing, repeat".

I said, "I didn't hear you, say it again".

As a result, it was flattened. Mom asked again: "What do you say" How to explain it?

I said, "What did you say" (flattened again).

Mom asked again: "What does it mean to look up in the dictionary"?

I said, "Look it up in the dictionary."

Look up the dictionary and ask you what you do" (was flattened).

Mom asked again: You had better ask some bodyHow to translate it?

I said, "You'd better ask someone."

You are my son, I ask others what they are doing, and I look for a fight, and I ask you again: "use you head, then think it over", what does it mean!

I said, "Use your brain, think again."

Stinky boy, you dare to play me" and then he had to do it again.

I hurriedly said, "It's the only thing in the world that my mother is good."

"Report! That monkey is coming in again! Alas, he came five times a day, and what treasures did he scavenge?

The dragon king, the monkey snatched a pair of lotus silk steps, a pair of chain armor, a phoenix winged purple gold crown and a Ruyi gold hoop stick. In that case, you go and tell the monkey that you don't have to fight anymore, all the equipment that we can make for this copy is out!

Open Weibo - press the channel - and then press funny. It's full of jokes, and every day there are new ones! I believe that there will always be jokes in it that will make the landlord smile!!

I obviously put my phone into airplane mode, why did I throw it out and it still broke...

How do you win customers? Answer: aThe mouth can speak straw into gold bars; bThe skin of the face is thick as a wall; cThe heart is as black as the bottom of the pot; D's hands are as spicy as mustard.

I couldn't sleep last night and shone everywhere with an infrared pen on the balcony. When I saw the man who had returned overnight, I shot infrared light at him...I saw that the guy jumped quickly, jumped on the green belt and lay down behind the grass, and did not move for five minutes. I was about to go back to bed when I saw the guy at the end of the green belt and he got up and ran.

Dare to think that someone is going to snipe him, he has been crawling forward in the green belt for more than 20 meters, I have watched too many Hong Kong films

Daughter: Mom, braid my pigtails.

Mother: If you're a boy, you don't have to bother so much.

Daughter: What, you want me to go out and fight? Want me to skip my homework? Want to be called to school by a teacher?

Just now, an uncle came to open an account, and he was stumped in the column of document type.

After looking at his ID card for a long time, he wrote in the space: rectangle.

The exam teacher handed out the papers, and the girl behind took one more and shouted: "Teacher, I have it, I have it!" As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, "It's mine, it's mine!" ”…

When you miss an important intersection right away! I'm in a hurry to shout right! Right! Then he turned his head back to me and made a fuss and missed ...

I still remember that on June 9 of my sophomore year of high school, I was sleeping at the same table, and the head teacher suddenly came in, and the first thing he said was: "You are now in your third year of high school!" The tablemate sat up in fright, looked at me with wide dog eyes, and said

How long the did I sleep?!!

Well, I'm just here to see the jokes.

When I was a child, every time I was dragged by the seven aunts and eight aunts to attend a wedding party or something, I didn't want to go. At this time, they would laugh and say to me loudly, "Next time it's your turn!" Ha ha! Then he dragged me along.

One day, we were going to a funeral, and there was a lot of fog on the way, so I didn't want to go again. They still do the same old way: "Next time it's your turn!" "It's your turn! You! It's here.

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