Are Huluwa and Nezha hostile in 100,000 cold jokes? 15

What is a gourd baby cold joke??

1、Yesterday I received a greeting on QQ.,Open it and see.,It's a handsome guy The conversation is as follows。

Handsome guy: "It's so boring." ”

Me: "I'm so bored (expecting him to let me hang out)." ”

Handsome guy: "If you're bored, you fart and chase after it." ”

Nima, I deleted him. 2. On the road, the traffic police asked a female driver to show her driver's license. The beauty asked:

What's wrong? The traffic police said: "You pressed the yellow line."

The beauty said, "What's wrong, it's broken?" 3. A wedding is being held in the church, and Xiao Ming said to Xiao Qiang outside the church

I'm bored to death, what's there to be fun about? "What's the best thing to play?" "That's right!

Go and play a joke with the groom. "What are you kidding? "We all walked up to him and called him daddy.

4, Xiao Zhengtai didn't want to go to kindergarten, all kinds of coquettish and all kinds of scoundrels, and his father hurriedly threw him to the teacher and dragged his wife away. Xiao Zhengtai was also anxious and scolded: "You dog man and woman come back."

5. Once I said to a girl, "You are a pig." She said, "Yes, I'm a pig, that's weird."

So I called her every day that the pig is weird, the pig is weird, the pig is weird...One day in the cafeteria I shouted, "Pigs are weird." She couldn't help but shout, "I'm not a pig."

6. I was going to college in the second half of the year, and my mother asked me, "Are you not afraid to go out of the province alone?" The second aunt next to her hurriedly said

It's so ugly, no matter what you do, you're not afraid! I said calmly: "Who said that at least you will be scared when you look in the mirror!"

I don't know if these are gourd baby models.

Hulu baby is born to fight--- you are not fighting alone!!

What is a gourd baby cold joke??

The sixth baby is an invisible baby, and the joke is that although no one saw what happened, the six babies just hit the street, hahahahahaha.

When the comic drew the six babies, it was also two blank pages.、It's a spoof.。

It's Nezha, the original version also has muscles on the face, (o) hahahahaha .

Because Liuwa is stealthy and will teleport, so his stealth + teleportation just went to that door, and then he crashed to death.

The sixth baby is a stealth baby, and he thinks that stealth can pass through any object, but this is not the case, because the speed is too fast, he hits the door headlong and hits the street!

6 babies are stealth babies. So the joke about Liuwa is that he can't see anything. In fact, you can look at the comics more clearly, please adopt.

He's just going to steal and crash into the Queen's door panel...

It's stupid, and it's been invisible from the moment it opens. So much so that I didn't know when I hit the door, and then I died.

6 baby stealth. He banged on the door himself and hung up.

Looking for the snake spirit, he blinded his head, and died of dizziness.

The 6 baby is not dead, but she fainted on the street

Stockholm syndrome died.