100,000 Bad Jokes How do you call the protagonist of the chicken

Time Chicken calls the protagonist "Young man!" ”

1.Dozens of chivalrous chickens.

Time Chicken's normal attack skill [Heroic Chicken Eight Strikes]...Well? xia ji ba da...

Is it really good to plan that you come up with a name like this? It can deal damage to the enemy alone, and the growth of skill damage is not bad. The damage increases by 13 per level, which is slightly lower than the 17 damage per level of Rhubarb (Once Upon a Time), but that's not a problem, as the focus of the Time Chicken is on stealing speed.

2.Combat form.

Time Chicken's ultimate is [Battle Form], and the cooldown time of one round is destined to be a powerful single partner, and the growth attribute is also very impressive.

3.Do you know the fat sound?

Time Chicken's passive No. 1 skill can give [Battle Form] a special effect that can cause continuous damage, with a maximum level of 12% continuous damage for two rounds, which is very rebellious. Veterans should know that partners with percentage skill bonuses, the later they go, the more terrifying the output becomes.

4.Lin Bei will tell you.

The core passive skill of Time Chicken, it is precisely because of this skill that Time Chicken can affect the enemy's action bar in battle. And this skill can be used for normal attacks and ultimate, although it is not clear how much the impact of 10 points of speed on the entire action bar is revised, but assuming that the time chicken has been stealing the opponent's movement speed, after a few rounds, it may appear, and after our actions many times, it will be the enemy's turn to act once.

5.This move has the longest name.

Time Chicken's ultimate passive skill is similar to Huang Feihong's passive number one skill. However, compared to Huang Feihong's fixed damage increase, Time Chicken's passive can be said to be better, the speed difference is multiplied by 20 damage, and with Time Chicken's own passive of stealing speed, the enemy can't hold it at all. Assuming that Time Chicken and Huang Feihe Xiaohong are heads-up, the speed is the same, both are 400, Time Chicken steals Huang Feihong 10 points of speed first, Time Chicken's speed is 410, and Huang Feihong's speed is 390, then this ultimate passive can increase the additional (410-390)x20=400 points of damage, and as the battle continues, the speed of Time Chicken will get faster and faster, Huang Feihong's speed will be slower and slower, and Time Chicken's damage will be higher and higher, this passive skill can be described as very buggy.

Original line:"What are you kidding, he's the director, I'm just his assistant. There is a lot of work, there is no commission, and I work overtime when people take vacations. The mortgage has not been paid off, and the insurance is bought by yourself. But the good thing is that I don't have to pay for parking because I can't afford a car! "

Time Chicken made his debut in the "100,000 Bad Jokes" movie, and is the assistant of the space-time manager Fu Lu King Kong. When I crave dew and hungry grasshoppers on the prairie, I claim to be a free-range chicken. He was very unhappy with the fact that the New Blash said that he was a "poultry".

Ancestral home"Quanzhou, Fujian"。In fact, it is the reincarnation of the sun god "Ra" in Egyptian mythology.

Other hilarious golden sentences:

1. "I was actually discovered, and I thought my disguise was impeccable".

2、"Do you say Little King Kong, he's very powerful, this time is his territory"

3、"Shao Nian Lang, I'll talk to you"

4、"Your father and I grew up on the grassland, drinking dew when we are thirsty and eating grasshoppers when we are hungry! Poultry? Not all chickens are called time chickens".

5、"I don't care, it's just that you are young, and meeting today is also a kind of fate. To be a brother, there is this life, there is no afterlife. If I don't help you, who will help you. "

The film version of "100,000 Bad Jokes" is co-directed by the animated version directors Lu Hengyu and Li Shujie, and starring Ajie, Shanxin, Huang Zhenji, Baomu Zhongyang, and Shen Qiuxiang. The film was released in Chinese mainland on December 31, 2014.

After defeating the Great Demon King, the Earth suffers an unprecedented catastrophe as a result of its own mocking energy, and the story begins: at the transfer station of Heaven and Hell, the hero accidentally goes to a small space, modifies the history of the destruction of the Earth with the help of a mysterious figure, goes back in time and becomes a hero to save the Earth. But the unexpected happens, from different periods, the hero meets the legendary Li Jing, Nezha, Snow White, Pinocchio, and they embark on a journey to save the earth again in order to reverse the chaos of time and space.

At the beginning of the movie, I believe that many viewers found it full of "Marvel style", the classic page-turning effect, the original brushstrokes and the subtle character creation all clearly show that this is the beginning of Marvel movies. Finally, the hero donned a straitjacket and cape, echoing the opening scene of Marvel, which is perhaps the biggest tribute to Marvel by the two directors. It is also their deep expectation of DC from the bottom of their hearts.

100,000 bad jokes inside the time chicken.

's lines: People are just a small staff, with a lot of work and no commission. I work overtime when others take vacations. The mortgage was not paid off, and the insurance was paid by myself, but fortunately I didn't have to pay for parking because I couldn't afford to buy a car.

Your father and I were in the grassland, drinking dew when we were thirsty, and eating grasshoppers when we were hungry, let you know that not all chickens are called time chickens.

Classic lines: 1. Here it seems to be the narrow of time, the narrow of time, the narrow of time, the narrow of time, the narrow of time, the narrow, the narrow, the narrow.

It's not that you should come to the wasteland, it's not that you should come to the wasteland, it's not that you should come to the wasteland, it's that you should come to the wasteland, you should come to the wasteland, you should come to the wasteland, you should come to the wasteland, you should come to the wasteland, you should come to the wasteland,

Young people don't mess around, light people don't mess around, people don't mess around, don't mess around, don't mess around, mess around, come.

2, Xiao Linlang, Oh with you.

He's the director, oh just an assistant.

There is a lot of work, no commission, and people take vacations and work overtime.

The mortgage has not been paid off, and the insurance is bought by yourself, but fortunately, you don't have to pay for parking, because you can't afford to buy a car ......

3, I don't seem to care, meeting today is a kind of fate, being a brother has no afterlife in this life, oh don't help you, who will help you!

4, Xiaolinlang, do you know the origin of my scar, Pangu opened the world back then.

5. Poultry? You grew up in the grassland since you were a child, you drink dew when you are thirsty, eat grasshoppers when you are hungry, you dare to instigate like poultry, oh is free-range!

6, Lin was named Guangji when I was surnamed.

7. Isn't this bad? There is no need to spend any more money. Now the milk is muddy and unreliable, and it is not sure that it will grow like this after spending money.

8. The wood is very good, you don't need to learn to swim. I'm a chicken, and I can't even learn it.

9. Not all chickens are called Time Chickens.

100,000 Bad Joke Movies.

The head of a dragonfly is round.

The top of the circle grows.

Two are big, round and round.

The eyes are beautiful and dark and bright.

It has two pairs of wings on its chest.

The wings are transparent pale yellow today.

I looked out of the living room window.

There are a lot of dragonflies outside, and a few of them are parked.

The wires in front of my eyes grow so big that I am.

I've never looked closely at the dragonfly plains.

The dragonfly is so beautiful and its body is in pieces.

Like bamboo, it's round and floating, and my mother told me that dragonflies are.

The body of the arthropod is divided into three parts: the head, the chest, and the abdomen.

If you look closely, the head of a dragonfly is round, and the top is long.

With two big, round, dark, bright eyes, very beautiful breasts.

It has two pairs of wings, the wings are transparent and light yellow, and the upper pair is.

Young man, I'll tell you [Evengariso].

Don't come in, young man! Don't come in, Nianlang! Lang, don't come in! You don't come in! Don't come in! To come in! In! Come!

I'm a director, I'm just a small clerk. There is a lot of work, there is no commission, and I work overtime when people take vacations. The mortgage has not been paid off, and the insurance is bought by yourself. Good thing I didn't have to pay for parking because I couldn't afford a car.

What is the young man's words?

Voiced by Light Chicken:

Lu Hengyu, the director personally gave his voice, and it was reported in the news. He also joked that he was the best voice actor in the movie.

7. Isn't this bad? There is no need to spend any more money. Now the milk is muddy and unreliable, and it is not sure that it will grow like this after spending money.

8. The wood is very good, you don't need to learn to swim. I'm a chicken, and I can't even learn it.

9. Not all chickens are called Time Chickens.

10. Treat you with a banana balla.

11. You only have feathers and no fingers!

12. I want you to make three cups of chicken, fried chicken, tomato chicken Gongbao chicken, immediately add the McDonald's chicken and the whole family bucket, order now and get Coke!