So far, what have you encountered that made your mind blow?

Last week, the invigilator of the third-grade children's math test, standing on the stage with a straight face, scanning the audience with a sharp gaze. At this point, there was a little boy who got under his seat, and I thought he was going to pick up a pencil, so I watched him get off the table, and then, and then, a stunned scene happened. He got under his desk and went to the side of the boy's bench at the front table, squatted with his head down, raised one hand and tried to reach the table, put the small note next to the elbow of the boy at the front table, and poked at the person, signaling the front table to look at the note.

The little boy at the front table watched me in horror as he watched the whole thing, motionless, like a mouse and cat. The little boy saw that he poked the front table several times and did not respond, so he reluctantly twisted his waist and got back into his seat, got up little by little and sat down in his seat, and as soon as he sat down, he looked up and found me standing next to his seat. I thought to myself, "Boy, do you think you're a flea?"

Still being a teacher blind. So viciously took the note and opened it, and there was only one sentence on it: If you don't do the additional questions, you won't deduct points.

I fell in love early in high school, but I broke up because I "had to study hard". In the second week after the breakup, I saw EX eating with other girls in the cafeteria, and I was sad all of a sudden, and I rushed out of the cafeteria with my girlfriend and began to cry. I cried so badly.

Suddenly someone in the crowd called my name, and I looked up to see the chemistry teacher. The teacher was very concerned and asked me what was wrong with a worried face, why I was crying so sadly. Can I say I'm puppy love?

Of course not. So after a two-second pause, my brain short-circuited and blurted out six words that I will never forget for the rest of my life. "Teacher, I haven't eaten enough."

During a bus, many people squeezed up from the back door, the door could not be closed, and no one invested money, the driver was really angry at the time, and shouted loudly, if you don't invest money, you will roll down for me, if you don't go down, I will roll you down! At that time, everyone burst into laughter.

On a snowy day, I slipped and fell in front of my house, and I was fine, but the phone screen was cracked. I remembered that I accidentally broke my mother's mobile phone screen not long ago, and I lost more than 200 yuan to her, and I was even more upset. No, I'll have to get my mom to pay for it this time.

The moon was round that night, and the wind blew from the night sky towards the city. The streets were empty, and there was no one in sight. However, there are more zombies, and there are more shadows and shadows, one after another.

I looked at the city at night, and suddenly felt a headache, and an inexplicable call sounded in my heart, calling my name ten thousand times ......Wait, what's my name? Who am I? Looking at the blank night sky, I fell into an unsolvable philosophical question.

I went to the toilet again without toilet paper, and then I waited for someone to come in and ask him for it, and he told me that he only had one, but he still tore half of it for me.

Hello, it is a pleasure to serve you and give you the following answer: This will be called a "brainstorming" meeting. The purpose of this conference is to help people better understand and solve problems, as well as improve creativity.

The key to finding a problem is to look carefully and think deeply. 2.How to analyze the problem:

The key to analyzing a problem is to find out the root cause of the problem and explore possible solutions. 3.How to fix the problem:

The key to solving the problem is to find the most effective solution, as well as to implement the solution. 4.How to improve your creativity:

The key to improving your creativity is to challenge yourself and explore new ideas. In addition, the conference will provide personal tips and relevant knowledge to help participants better understand and solve problems.

When we were in the dormitory, we often watched stupid silver TV and played with mobile phones, but people who watched TV knew that sometimes they were addicted to watching, and they couldn't stop, and they would always want to watch, but if they sat all the time, they would feel very tired, so they would think about lying there and watching it very comfortable, this wonderful little brother just thought of such a way, not only lying down to watch, but also the neck would not be affected, is there a feeling of being paralyzed in bed, At that time, I have to say that this brother's brain hole is still very big, but aren't you afraid that the computer screen will fall off? It's still dangerous, so it's better to put it down. Everyone knows that in the summer, it is very annoying mosquitoes, the dormitory will definitely have mosquitoes in the summer, at this time when you sleep will feel very annoying, not only because it bites you, but also very important is that it will always be in your ear, this is very angry, so if there is no mosquito net in the dormitory, how to let mosquitoes not bite themselves, this wonderful roommate tells you what to do, is to put the dirty clothes bag on the head, the body is wrapped in the quilt, so that you are not afraid of being bitten by mosquitoes at night.

This method is really good, but will it feel a little uncomfortable with your head inside, and the cover is so tight, don't you feel hot? But I have to admire that I can come up with such a clever trick, and my imagination must be very rich.

This is there, because I forgot to buy a footbasin, but I don't want to go down to buy it, so I thought of such a way, find a plastic bag, and then add water to it, put your feet in, a simple footbasin is become, so that you don't need to wash the footbasin can also be very convenient to soak your feet and wash your feet, not only convenient but also save money! I really can't hold back my laughter when I see such a way of washing my feet, and I have to admire such a wonderful roommate, but this roommate had better put a few more bags in case it breaks. Each dormitory is not less than some roommates who have strange ideas with a feast, but it is also because of them that our dormitory will not be so boring, every dormitory always has strange roommates, their strange behavior, each can make you laugh until graduation for these dormitories' strange practices.

Get straight to the point and speak directly at the picture.

This is the first one.

When a guy was reversing, he got stuck on the green belt directly by drying the car. The old brother was not in a hurry, he ordered 10 takeaways in a row, and when the takeaway brother arrived, 123, go! The car was steadily lifted out.

Then all the praise, and all the ordered meals were given to the takeaway guys, and everyone was happy.

It turns out that takeaway can also be operated in this way, so I've seen it for a long time.

Here's the second one.

Draw the key points and take the test. 1. Eight-year-old children; 2. Now he is the deputy governor.

I just ask you, do you accept it?

What other mind-opening things have you encountered, let's share them.

Germany occupied Qingdao for 20 years, did not build forts, naval bases, demolished civilian houses, built German settlements, and built barracks and ......

Instead, he was busy repairing underground sewers, and even repaired the sewers to a place that was a wilderness at that time and is now an urban area of Qingdao; Not only that, in the process of building the sewer, but also left spare parts wrapped in oiled paper, the question is, no matter where it is placed in the sewer, in the dark and damp environment of the sewer, after a hundred years of the parts, why is it not seriously corroded (not to mention the smelting technology of a hundred years ago)?

So it's a really brain-blowing thing

Brain hole is a word derived from brain supplementation. The bigger the brain, the more you can make up.

Brain supplementation, that is, the completion of brain supplementation. Anime terms.

It usually refers to supplementing certain plots in the mind, and fantasizing about the plots that you hope for but do not happen in the comics, ** and in reality.

Conan's classic picture "There is always only one truth! ”

The people of the Great River Nation I admire the most.

Conan... There is only one truth!

Little girl: Oh, didn't you say that you came to announce the answer.

I'm thinking now that one day we'll build a highway in the middle of the high-altitude closure so that we can ease the traffic situation in Beijing!

I live in Beijing, and I need to drive every day to and from work, which wastes hours on the road, and sometimes the traffic jam makes me miserable.

1, because it is difficult to buy a smile of praise, I understand how many men are willing to sacrifice their hearts and minds to the beauties in order to be courteous to the beauties. 2, because of the good story of Xi Shi's "sinking fish", I think that as a fisherman, I must marry a beautiful woman as a wife, so that the fishing will definitely be full. 2, because of the legend of Wang Zhaojun's "falling geese", I understand that "people die for money, birds die for food" is too vulgar, and birds are just as beautiful.

4, because Diao Chan is called "closed moon" by people, I understand what it means to be ashamed of people, Haoyue is like this, let alone people. 5, because Yang Yuhuan got the title of "Shame Flower", I know that the red face is so powerful that it can humiliate the flower, and of course, it can also ruin people's reputation. 6, because of Chen Yuanyuan's angry lesson, I doubt the truth of "Peishan Yeshi dies for his confidant", in fact, many people love the country and love the beauty more.

After swiping the card, Xiao Li, who was on a business trip, hurriedly got on the subway in S City. Now that the rush hour was past and the carriage was empty, Xiao Li picked a seat near the door and sat down, yawning and getting confused. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven or eight" A trumpet woke Xiao Li up.

I saw an old man leisurely hitting the handrail with his waist. "Uncle, this is the subway, not the park. Xiao Li dissuaded, "Old man, you're too simple, look at me."

Huo's, a young man grabbed the door frame with both hands, and easily practiced pull-ups to repentance. "Practice with me every day, five minutes a day, cheer-la-la, everyone come together. The young man hummed pleasantly.

It's too dangerous for you to do this," Xiao Li hurriedly dissuaded. "You want to find fault, we practice ours, it's your business. The bald scar man pouted while practicing the rings.

This is a public space.

That day, with colleagues and friends to get off work and go home, walking halfway today is really lucky, there are 100 yuan on the ground, I picked up a friend and saw, we have a good relationship, blessed to share, I generously took out five yuan from my pocket, a windfall of one and a half, forced to him, my friend felt that I didn't go to Chala, so Sun Chai pulled me into a small noodle restaurant, ate a bowl of knife-cut noodles plus a plate of side dishes and a bottle of beer, spent nearly 30 yuan, I felt that I owed him a favor, He said that tomorrow I will use the five yuan to treat him to a meal. As soon as I got home and entered the door, I told my daughter-in-law about today's windfall, and took out the 100-yuan ticket to show off in front of my daughter-in-law, and my daughter-in-law snatched the money. I said it was impossible, snatched it from my daughter-in-law, and looked left and right and really saw the flaw, "Really, really, it's really fake money!"

I thought I took advantage of it, but I didn't expect to lose ,..

The director walked into the compound of the agency, saw a cigarette butt on the ground, and was very angry: all the personnel came out to ......You see, yesterday I just talked about creating a civilized unit, and today I found a cigarette butt ...... hereLet's talk about ......Office Director: We must punish this kind of uncivilized person severely, ...... itChief of Personnel Section:

Yes, this kind of person just doesn't take the speech of the director of the Agitation Wheel seriously, and disregards the reputation of the overall situation ......Chief of Finance and Finance: That is, it is necessary to catch out the good benefits of Senxin and punish ......Deputy Director: I think we'll have to have another meeting to reiterate the ......... disciplineEveryone expressed their opinions and ...... passionatelyA discussion was more than an hour ......The cigarette butt was still lying there ......Director:

Okay, the general staff meeting will be held in the afternoon ......Let's all go to work now......