Desperately looking for cold jokes, the colder the better! Bad jokes, the colder the better

Brother roll, roll roll, brother roll, roll, roll.

A match, itching on the head, scratching, burned himself to death.

Why do geese fly south for the winter? Because it's too slow.

Why do parrots talk when they are bought, because they can't talk can't be bought.

There was a guy who asked a question and died.

Two of the people I hate the most:

Boys) men and aliens.

Girls) women and aliens.

The most durable god:

Lady Liberty. I went to the action park that day, and a monkey came running from a distance and shook my hand. I feel quite proud and show off everywhere. Later, it was learned from the staff that they would only do this to their own kind.

I got on a taxi in Hong Kong, and the driver asked, "Where are you going?" I said, "Thank you, America."

Spider-Man's biggest enemy is the internet.

I clapped with an ant yesterday and it died.

When I read the news about car accidents, I always turn my head and look at it, because it makes sense. (The car is turned over).

A waiter at a restaurant asked me, "Sir, what do you want to drink?" I said, "A glass of orange juice, with milk, thank you".

Why did the tortoise lose the tortoise-hare race? Because its tortoise shell is too heavy.

Hey, my school toilet is pitifully small. As soon as I entered the toilet, I closed the door, rolled over, and stepped into the toilet.

That's all I can think about for the time being, and I'll tell my friends, and they're all frozen now. Original!

Know why a bean flies.

Because it's a magic bean.

Know why a frog flies.

Because it's the magic frog

Wrong, because it ate the magic beans.

Do you know why eagles fly?

.Look down. Because it ate the magic frog".

Wrong, because it would have flown in the first place. Is it cold.

Do you need a client? My colleague and I once chatted at a noodle restaurant, and my colleague said loudly: I think of course I want a client! At this time, the owner of the noodle shop interjected very solemnly: We usually don't use the client, and the noodles are ready to serve you!

A: "Actually, I'm not from the earth".

b：“…A: "I'm a Martian".

b：“…A: "Actually, you're not from the earth either."

b：“…A: "You're an earth fart".

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