Humorous talk show lines, I want some talk show lines funny Can you give me some?

Chinese Funny Talk Show Lines:

Funny talk show lines 1

In love, the most remarkable thing is that a woman can waste years for the man she loves, facing the youth of waiting without regrets, and the last thing a man can let go of is that he knows that there is a woman who has been waiting for him silently.

If a woman loves you and is willing to wait for you, no matter who you are with or what you are doing, she can always be dedicated to you wholeheartedly, unless, you are not her only love.

And men are different, a man's favorite woman leaves, he will cry, he will get drunk, he will pretend to be crazy and stupid, he will leave the most important place in his heart to the woman who leaves, however, he hopes that other women can sleep in the bed in winter.

Funny talk show lines 2

Every man is a **, and a man like me is the biggest**. I like to lie, but I can't fool myself when I fool a lot of people. But everybody will believe my lies.

Who? That's my woman, in fact, my woman has known that I am lying.

She had to pretend to believe me, why? It's because my woman is afraid. I have not deceived her with this lie, and I will not make up a lie and then lie to her, and make up the next lie for the next lie.

So he hurt her countless times. So men which men. When you once lied and a woman suddenly believed.

Don't think, don't think that the lies you make up are infallible, don't think that the woman who believes your lies has a low IQ, but the woman who is willing to believe your lies is really really fucking loving you too much!

Funny talk show lines 3

Everyone will be moved, the most touching thing for a man is definitely not that a woman commits suicide in order to prove that she loves herself, if a woman commits suicide in order to love a man, you are the stupidest woman in the world, the classic line "Talk Show Lines 5 Minutes Funny". Do you think, do men who don't even care about your life and care about your poor love?

What a man is really touched by is that a woman can wait for herself. Believe in yourself and tolerate yourself. In a woman's heart. No matter how amazing a man is, he is like a child who has not grown up. And a woman's gentleness can often melt the hardness of all men.

1. I believe that people should go to bed early and get up early, and use the morning time to do more meaningful things, such as getting some sleep.

2. I believe that a healthy mindset is the foundation of happiness, so I never have a physical examination.

3. I believe that the UK is the most beautiful country in Europe, especially Paris.

4. I believe that the eighteen changes in the female college are becoming more and more casual.

5. I believe that my wife's English is indeed not very good, and once again she asked me how to spell the English word cctv.

6. I believe that my food is well cooked, because people who have eaten my food and survived say so.

7. I don't like Chinese mixed with English very much, and it is very inappropriate to say English words when speaking Chinese, and it is very unacceptable

8. I believe that God is a woman because she will never forget anything you have done wrong.

It's about to expire. I grew up in the backwoods of China. One year in our junior high school, we suddenly decided to repair the dirt road, lay bricks and cement, and let the students bring bricks to the school to ......We worked hard for three weeks to finally fix the road.

Years later I heard the term: child labor. I was immediately surprised, what?!

Those kids still have money to work?

10. All I got was D-. I read the report that today's children don't look at their watches. They can only read electronic watches.

I thought to myself, how are they going to report the location of the spice girls when they grow up? Others say, "Spice girls at three o'clock". I can't stay that long.

11. I came to the United States to study in college, and I like science very much, which is also very beneficial to my love life. Once, I asked a girl out and she said no. I asked, "Really?"

And she said, hey, joe, no means no. I say, no is nitric oxide too. Yes.

Zhou Libo's classic quotations 1, people don't commit.

I suggest you take a look at "Venus Talk Show" and "Dapeng Bang".

You can take a look at "Love Apartment" or "The More You Strategy, the Happier You Are".