You have such cold jokes, tell me, jokes, be cold

There was a girl named Xiao Cai who was brought to the table.

During the meal, a female colleague said worriedly: "I may be going to be popular." ”

Everyone was curious and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

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I just found out that one of my USB flash drives was lost.。。。 8 g...

Xiao Ming was home alone, hungry, but there was no food at home, and he wanted to go out to buy instant noodles, but his mother said that he should never eat instant noodles. So he called his mother, and his mother was very angry and said, "There is a sister in our unit who died because of instant noodles."

Xiao Ming was taken aback and hurriedly asked, "How did she die?" "I had a car accident when I bought instant noodles. ”

What color are ants' teeth?

Once upon a time there was a eunuch, but there was no more at the bottom.

This is a ghost story with a scary beginning, a hilarious process, and a tragic ending.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and then he died.

Oh, no, no, my surname is Ma, and my name is Ma Fangming. The horse is Obama's horse. The house is the building of the building, no, no, it is the house of the building, and it is a piece with a bright future.

The full name is Ma Lou Pian, no, no, no.! Then the classic appeared, and the classmate patted the back of the head and said, "Damn, what's my name?"

2. When I was in elementary school, I buried my head in class and played with a freshly picked gourd underneath. The teacher said, "So-and-so, stand up for me and tell me what I just said?"

As a result, I didn't know which tendon was twitched, so I directly lifted the gourd and said to the teacher: "I call you by name, do you dare to agree?" Later, it was the ......parents who came to the school to take me away

3. I don't know if my wife has fallen] A man rides a motorcycle, with a four or five-year-old child in the back seat. The man's riding skills were so bad that the child staggered, and finally the motorcycle was bumped and the child fell off. Unbeknownst to the man, I stopped the car, picked up the child, and increased the throttle to catch up with him.

complained: "How do you ride a motorcycle, you don't know if the child has fallen?" The man glared at the child and shouted:

Where's your mother? "1. In the countryside, a little boy was sweating profusely and pulling a cow. Passing tourists == curiously asked: Where are you going to pull the cows?

Go to a neighboring village and breed with cows. Can't you let your father do such a thing? The boy shook his head repeatedly

No, it has to be a bull!. ~

2. On the bus, I saw a beautiful woman around me who took out an iPhone, and then a literary young man also took out an iPhone, a business man looked at it silently, and took out an iPad.

3. There is a person who looks like an onion and cries when he walks.

There is a person who is playing ** and hangs up while walking.

Knowledge quiz competition.

The moderator asked: "Do cats climb trees".

Eagle replied: "Yes!" ”

Moderator: "Give an example".

The eagle said with tears in his eyes: "That year I fell asleep, and the cat climbed the tree....Then there were owls....”

A stammered accosted a young lady at the bar: "Little ......."Miss, I, I'm ......The surname is Wu, and he can ......Can't and ......You.

1. ...... togetherHave a glass of wine? Miss: "Sexual impotence is still looking for Miss outside?!" ”

The four rats bragged: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: I don't step on a mouse for a day and my feet itch; C: I don't have a lot of streets a few times a day; Ding: It's not too early, go home and pick up the cat.

Men like women the most and say I want to. I'm most afraid of women talking about me. Still.. Want..

There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.

Son: Dad, I'm cold

Daddy: Let's go to the corner

Son: Why do you have to go to the corner when it's cold??

Dad: Because the corner of the wall is 90°.

It's the funniest joke I've been saying lately.、、Hand hitting.、Please laugh.

Toothpick saw the hedgehog and called out "Hey! Bus! ”

A woman took two cartons of milk and walked up a crowded bus, and when the next stop arrived, people began to squeeze out of the bus, and the carriage became more crowded, and suddenly, the woman found that the two cartons of milk had been squeezed and shouted, "Don't squeeze it!" Milked all my! ”

In xx hospital, a group of critically ill patients must die at 12:00 noon every Sunday, why, it is because the vacuum cleaner has a socket when the cleaner is cleaning, so she unplugs the ventilator of the critically ill patient, and the critically ill patient has a ventilator to help him breathe so he will game over.

Kina is sick and the doctor and his friend come to see him and go away together, and Kina sings: Friend Doctor (life) goes together. ＂