Are there any jokes about tomatoes?

In mathematics classes for primary school students, teachers often use real examples to explain to students. Once, when learning the division that is not divisible, the teacher gave an example: "Now there are 10 tomatoes, and I divide them equally among 7 people, how do I divide them?"

At this time, a boy stood up: "You can make tomatoes into ketchup first, and then divide them." ”

Two tomatoes went shopping, the first tomato suddenly went fast, and the second tomato asked: Are we going to **Ah? The first tomato didn't, so the second tomato asked again.

The first tomato didn't have one, so the second one asked again. The first tomato finally turned its head slowly and said: Aren't we tomatoes, can we speak?

One of the tomatoes was very hungry, so he ate himself.

An old man walked up to the stall selling tomatoes and asked, "How much is a pound?" "The stall owner:

Two pieces of five. The uncle picked three tomatoes and put them in the weighing pan. The stall owner said

One and a half pounds, three pieces of seven. The uncle said, "I'll just make a soup, not so much."

As he spoke, he removed the largest tomato. The stall owner quickly glanced at it again and said, "One catty, two taels, three yuan."

I watched from the sidelines and thought to myself, why is this bigger tomato less than it weighs, is that big tomato hollow. I really couldn't see it, so I reminded the uncle: "He is not right." "I didn't expect the uncle to wave his hand at me, he didn't care, he stretched out his hand.

Dig out the money. Seeing that the uncle was so happy, the stall owner simply glanced at me with his eyes, looking proud. Unexpectedly, the uncle did not take the two tomatoes that the stall owner had already packed in a plastic bag, but picked up the big one that he had just removed, put down the seven cents, turned around and left.

One guy told a bad joke and was hit by a tomato and died.

Tomatoes, of course, belong to vegetables.

In 1895, British merchants brought in a batch of tomatoes from the West Indies. Under the law of the United States at the time, imported fruits were exempt from import duty, while imported vegetables were subject to a tariff of 10. The customs officer in New York Harbor determined that tomatoes were vegetables.

The reason: it has to find its way into the kitchen, cook it, and become a delicacy on people's tables. The merchant thinks that it should be a fruit, and argues with reason

Tomatoes are rich in juice, which is not found in ordinary vegetables; It can also be eaten raw, which is different from ordinary vegetables, and the shape and color should also belong to the category of fruits. The two sides had a dispute over this, and finally had to send him to the U.S. Superior Court as a defendant for trial. After the trial, the court unanimously decided:

Just like cucumbers, soybeans and peas, tomatoes are a creeping fruit. In the usual conversation, it is always used as a meal like potatoes and carrots planted in the vegetable garden; Whether it is eaten raw or cooked, it is always different from the fruit that is eaten after a meal. Since then, tomatoes have been recognized as vegetables and have become the number one dish on people's tables.

In addition, vegetables and fruits are fundamentally different. In botany, vegetables refer to different parts of a plant; Whereas, fruit refers to the plant organ with seeds in a plant. Vegetables are rich in fiber, as well as vitamin C, calcium, phosphorus, and magnesium, which are the main nutrients for the human body to sustain life and growth**.

Most fruits, although they contain vitamins, are mostly composed of monosaccharides and disaccharides such as glucose, fructose and sucrose.

So are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?