Urgently looking for sketches and cross talk radio lines!

Cross talk is a traditional form of cross talk performance with irony, humor, and comedy as the main techniques. Its creative process mainly includes: screenwriting, adaptation, performance, singing and other steps.

Screenwriter: The screenwriter should first conceive an interesting storyline according to the audience's tastes and aesthetic tastes, combined with the current social hotspots, and write it into a complete script.

Adaptation: Adaptation is the most important step in cross talk performance, and the adaptor should adjust it to a form suitable for the performance according to the content of the script, and add some ironic, humorous, and funny elements to increase the audience's interest.

Performance: Performance is the core of cross talk performance, and the performer should use his acting skills according to the content of the script to make the storyline vivid and interesting to attract the audience's attention.

Singing: Singing is an important part of cross talk performances, and the singer should adjust it into a song suitable for singing according to the content of the script to increase the interest of the audience.

B: Hey! This time, let's go back to five words. Each person finds five "seeds" with one thing.

C: What's that? I can find six "sons" on the same east side, and I can find eight "sons."

B: Who are we relying on? I think, how about we find seven "sons" each?

A, C!

B: It's best for each of us to come up with a name with the word "son."

A, I'll name you both: you (B) are "oil bottles" and you (C) are "salt shakers."

B: Hi! What's the name?

A: Isn't that the word "son"? Besides, the name is temporary.

B: Hmm. So what's your name?

A: My name is "Gentleman".

B: Hey! You're good! I'll give you a name, you're called "Eggplant".

A: Let's have an "oil bottle", a "salt jar", and an "eggplant", let's fry and eat it!

B We have to give our names before we speak.

A line. Let's start with that.

B: My name is "Oil Bottle." You (your nails) have a "son" for me.

A: Hmph. B I have a fan in my hand.

A: Two "sons". Looking for it with a fan, can you leave the fan?

B: Absolutely. There are fan bones.

A and three "sons".

B is bamboo.

A and four "sons".

B has a fan shaft.

A 5th "son".

B: And the face.

A: There are only six "sons". B (embarrassed for a long time) Alas! There was a tear here.

A: Look at this inch!

B: It's time for you to speak.

C: My name is "Salt Shaker."

B: There is a "son".

C: I'm wearing a gown.

B. Two "sons".

C: There is a collar.

B. 3. "Son".

C: And the sleeves.

B. 4. "Son".

C has buttons on it.

B. 5. "Son".

C: And the pocket.

B. 6. "Son". There is still a "son" left!

C (Searched for a long time) Alas! There's also a thread here.

B: Hey! I've found it too! It's your (fingernails) turn.

A: I—what's my name?

B: Your name is "eggplant."

A: There's a "son".

B No, you have to say it yourself.

A: My name is "Eggplant".

B: There is a "son."

A: I have married a daughter-in-law.

B There is no "son" in this.

A: She's a woman.

B: How fresh! Two "sons".

A: Live with me.

B. 3. "Son".

A: She gave birth to two children.

B. 4. "Son".

A: She fought with me that day.

B: That's not like that! It is not said that it is called a fight "sub".

A: yes, she scratched my arm.

B: These are only five "sons"!

A: I was angry and dropped the "oil bottle" and smashed the "salt pot"!

B, C: Oh, let's both of us!

1: There's such a girl in our neighborhood. This girl is still not ugly. It's this mouth, it's a little bigger.

2: Big mouth, it's nothing.

1: She herself finds it ugly and looks down on people. What to do, I thought of a very unclever way 2: what way?

1: Every day she pouts this mouth.

2: Pouting?

1: Ah, she's like this

2: What is this for?

1: Wouldn't it be too small for others to see it?

2: And what about what she says?

1: When she speaks, she also looks for the one who doesn't open her mouth to say.

2: Speak without opening your mouth? All right?

1: Of course you can, you don't believe me to teach you.

2: Oh? Can you still learn from that girl?

1: You ask me casually, I don't open my mouth when you ask me anything.

2: Then let's try (Wang pouts).

1: Hey, her mouth is really small, let's see how she talks.

2: What's your last name, girl?

1: Surname Wu

2: Surname Wu I really haven't opened my mouth.

2: What's your name, girl?

1: Gourd

2: Huh?? Which big girl is called Wu Hulu?

2: And how old are you?

1:25

2: Oh twenty-five And what do you belong to?

1: Tiger 2: Wrong, no, twenty-five years old should belong to horses.

1: When you say "horse", your mouth is big.

2: Who is in your family?

1: Parents

2: Oh parents, do you have any siblings?

1: None 2: None?! She doesn't say no, she says no!

2: Do you have a partner?

1: Pinch toot

2: Pinch? Oh, just no, no, I saw you on the road with a man that day. Is that?

1: Second uncle

2: Second uncle?? So where are you going with your second uncle?

1: Department store

2: Wrong, it's a department store.

1: As soon as you say it's big, your mouth is big.

2: Oh department store What do you go to the department store to buy?

1: Buy vinegar

2: Huh?? Do department stores sell vinegar? So what do you eat when you buy vinegar?

1) Baked sweet potato

2: Hi !! Nonsense, what about your vinegar?

1: It's all sprinkled

2: Hey, open your mouth !!