My friend made me a joke, I don t understand, I hope the master will explain! Thank you

Hehe, the tooth fell out of the stomach, it was taken by surgery, and I forgot to sew it.

The title should be ugly, not sad.

Of course, when you see an ugly person, you have to vomit, your teeth are pulled out, and your mouth can't be closedIt can't stop the bleeding, and of course the blood loss is too much and ...... die

The woman's teeth were stuck in her brother!!

There was a tiger sleeping, suddenly a snake passed by and bit the tiger, this time the tiger was anxious, the tiger chased and chased, chased to a small river, the snake ran into the water, the tiger was there and waited, waited, waited for a while a king came out of the water, the tiger held it down, said, I don't know you when you wear a vest.

After a while, the snake came out of the water, and the tiger looked at it and said, "You still know you when you take off your vest."

Once upon a time there was a mouse that he wanted to find a wife, but he couldn't find it.

Finally, one day he happily told his friend, "I have a wife."

Hehe! The friend said, "Why don't you bring your brother and sister to show us?" ”

He said, "Okay, tomorrow." So the next day he brought his wife.

After everyone watched it (crazy!!) What a bat!

Hehe! You don't understand that. My wife is also a flight attendant! ”

Pour !! again

Show you a joke:

A woman asked her husband, "If I fall into the water with your mother, which one will you save first?" ”

My husband looked embarrassed and said, "I can't swim!" ”

The lady said, "Suppose you would." ”

My husband said, "Don't you know how to swim yourself?" Of course I'll save my mom. ”

"I'm talking about assuming I can't swim," the woman said. ”~

My husband said, "You can't swim, why don't you take an old lady to the water?" ”

The lady said angrily: "You are really brainless, I am not assuming! ”

My husband said without showing weakness: "You assume that something is not good, why do you assume that my mother fell into the water, why don't you assume your mother?" ”

The lady held back her anger: "Then my mother and your mother fell into the water together, okay?" ”

The husband looked pained and said, "What are you doing with the two old ladies in the water?" It's okay if you don't like my mom, is it easy for your mom to pull you? ”

Two friends who specialize in oak eating orange pomace and white food met together.

A: "Dude! I always see your pockets full of old envelopes, straw paper, cigarette shells, excuse me, what is the purpose of this? ”

B: "When I was eating with my friends, and when I was about to finish the meal, I said, "I'll come!"

I got it! "On the one hand, I took these old envelopes from my clothes, shredded paper, and ......I took it out one by one, and by the time I finished it, my friend had already calculated and paid the money. ”

A: "My approach is different from yours. When I eat, I always chew it carefully, so when I eat with other people. It's always the last one to eat. This means that you should be hygienic and eat carefully, but you should not be too old. ”

The husband brought home a vacuum cleaner and excitedly said to his wife: "I bought the world for you."

on the best vacuum cleaner. As he spoke, he ...... the cigarette ash and the ashesRemove the carpet in the living room.

on, "Don't believe you, as long as I have a button in my hand, this garbage will immediately disappear without a trace, otherwise, I."

Eat them immediately. ”

When his wife heard this, she calmed down and said, "It seems that you have to eat." ”

Absolutely not! ”

Yes, the number of local eggplants is out of power today. ”

I love to laugh haha, there are a lot of them on the Internet, 52xiaohaha

See for yourself.

The meaning of this joke is that this woman is a junior, the man is the boss, and the woman is wrapped up by this man, and then the man doesn't want this woman anymore, and the woman wants to continue to be with the man! That's why I have the above words.

I think there's more irony in it than humor.

When I listen to the first half of it, it feels like a joke, but after listening to it, it's actually not a joke.

Men can't have children after they get sterilized, but girls get pregnant, it's as simple as that.

Eh: That man wants to evade responsibility. I think.

It's easy to understand, aren't you very young, a man can't have children if he is sterilized, but a girl is pregnant, you know.

There are two kinds of people I hate the most in this world. 1 is racist, 2 is black, 3 is illiterate.

Money is not the problem, the problem is that there is no money.

Others say that brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes, so I have been running naked for more than 10 years.

One day, the geography teacher asked the students, does the river flow to **?

One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward."

The teacher ignored him, and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou.

The teacher was angry: You get out of here!

One ant said to another, "Brother, it's a big pear!" Costa Rica ?

An ant took a bite and felt that the pear was not crispy enough, and said, "Noodles."(Burma?) And pears!

Hey!? luck！Iraq The ant said to the ant

Guys, what's the matter! (Jerusalem)?Ant B said to Ant A:

Dizzy, difficult (Yunnan.

If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive (marry) me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take (marry) you.

Remember to choose.

1. you can not practice your guitar now.

You can't play your Ji do know him now. Pure oak.

2. she has to wash dishes at home.

At home she had to wash the dishes.

I wish you great progress in your studies and go to the next level! (*

now you can not practice your your guitar

Now you can't practice the guitar.

She has to wash dishes at home.

1. A hungry wolf forages for food, and I hear a woman training a child: If you cry again, you will be thrown out to feed the wolf! The child cried all night, and the wolf waited outside the door until dawn, and sighed

**, women are**! 2.One prisoner was executed, and because the bullet was of inferior quality, the first shot was not fired, and then the second shot was fired.

The third shot. At this time, the prisoner cried: Big brother, you strangle me, it's so scary!

3.After watching the black 100-meter race, an old lady wiped her tears and said: Scared to death!

A few coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, and they shot without aiming, and the babies were so scared that they ran away, and the rope couldn't stop them! 4. Mr. Huang loved the revolution and named his son in honor of the Red Army''Army'', One day I sent my son to class, and when I saw bus No. 8 entering the station, I shouted at my son: Huang Jun run, No. 8 is coming!

5. A little bear went to the mountains to start a business, the farmer gave him a sickle, and the carpenter gave him a hammer, The little bear came to the mountains and met the tiger, and was so frightened that he held the sickle and hammer above his head, The tiger said: I don't see it, you are still a party member like a bear!