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Anonymous users2024-02-08Joke 1: A big rice cake and a small rice cake quarrel, the small rice cake is full of turnover, and the big rice cake says:"You turn over again, and throw you into the river! "
The little rice cake didn't listen, but it was still full of turnover, so the big rice cake threw the small rice cake into the river.
Joke 2: A couple says goodbye by the river, the man is going to be a soldier, and the man says to the woman:"You must wait for me to come back.
The woman agreed. She just waited by the river, and when she was bored, she fished, and she caught one fish on the first day, two fish on the second day, three fish on the third day, and four fish on the fourth day. So what did you catch on day 5?
Answer: Small rice cakes!
Answer: Because he is neurotic.
Joke 4: Two cars collided on the highway, and the two drivers were ready to get out of the car to blame each other, but as soon as they got out of the car, one of them died, why?
Answer: I was killed by the toilet bowl that I just dropped.
Joke 5: A mother gave birth to a little pig, which was too ugly, so she called him Little Piggy. Mom wanted to throw him away. Throw him in the country first, only to come back on his own. Put again.
He was thrown to the sea, but he came back on his own. Mom threw him into Africa again, and what happened?
Answer: He came back.
Joke 6: One day Jay Chou is coming, and it is also a fan to pick up the plane, and the first one to come out is Jolin Tsai, the fans are very disappointed, but they continue to wait, and another one comes down, it is Luo Zhixiang.
Fans continue to be disappointed, continue to wait, and another one comes down, who is it?
Answer: Little Piggy!
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Anonymous users2024-02-07One day, Baozi beat the rice, and the rice, holding a grudge, ordered a pot of rice to pack the rice. Along the way, I met a person with stuffing, and my face was swollen, and I met a zongzi halfway, and the zongzi took off his clothes in a hurry and said, "See clearly!" I'm undercover! ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-06A stag runs and runs on the highway.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05The pig was woken up by an ant while sleeping, and the pig said, "Are you insane?" ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Red rice cakes and white rice cakes fight with each other. Then one was kicked down a cliff. The red one was smashed by the toilet seat.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03= =……There is no toilet.
It was as if there were red rice cakes and white rice cakes fighting each other. Then kick down the cliff.
And then the second story.
A young man and woman are in love.
But the man was going to be a soldier, so they agreed to meet again somewhere in 3 years - a couple ring as a token of love.
Then ......... three years later
The girl did not wait for the boy, so she ......Heartbroken, she threw the ring into the sea ......Another 3 years passed ......
Boy fishing ...... at the beach
Guess what he fell?
……It's the rice cake......
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Anonymous users2024-02-02Right!! Yes!!
Red rice cakes and white rice cakes fight with each other. Then one was kicked down a cliff. The red one was smashed by the toilet seat.
That's it!!!
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Anonymous users2024-02-01Selling hanging tickets--- in the end, everyone ran away, and only 24 were left hanging on the fan.
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Anonymous users2024-01-31Hang tickets are sold. He said that he was from the Nian character department, surnamed Guo, and ranked first in the industry.
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Anonymous users2024-01-30Then the stone kicked the rice cake into the sea.
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Anonymous users2024-01-29At the end, they were all plastered (cakes).
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Anonymous users2024-01-282009 latest hilarious QQ signature [
1. Dad: "You only know how to spend money, but do you know that money is not easy to come by?" ”
Me: "How don't you know?" Every time you ask for money, you have to listen to a lesson. ”
2. If the money is spent, it is money, if it is not spent....That's paper ......
3. My family lives on the Loess Plateau
Your family lives in the women's restroom
4. Ask what the world is like, and teach people to vomit when they eat. ~~
5. To deal with a dashing person, you must be more chic than him; To deal with handsome people, you have to ......Disfigure him! ~~
A person replied: It's better to buy 300 second-hand Otto, hire another 300 drivers, and let them drive behind you, one will be an S, and the other will be a B".
7. Question: Why does the summer vacation have to be longer than the winter vacation?
8. All software that can only be installed on C drive is shameful.
9. Fighter jet in iPhone, tractor in M8 phone
10. Your phone is cheaper than your phone bill.
11. Dad loves me like a relative!
12. How can there be such a herb as you in the world
13. If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do some people want to commit suicide today?
14. Question: An intellectual question. What's behind 228? What's behind 103? What's behind 85? All 3 answers are the same! Just give me the answer.
15. The restaurant ordered cucumber skin egg soup, and the result was cucumber skin + egg soup! ~~
16, a key walking on the road, walking and walking, suddenly said, I am Qu Yuan, I will go up and down and ask for a lock
17, rumors in the rivers and lakes: Aunt Qiong Yao wants to write the chapter of the Huanzhu Gege sisters ---Schwarzenegger".
18. Inspiration is not Cao Cao, it will come. ~~
19. One day, I found that my mobile phone was missing, and I rummaged through my bag and all corners of the house, but to no avail. Then he sat down on the ground depressed, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and gave everyone a ** text message: I lost my mobile phone embarrassed....
20, pinching the neck of a big rooster but not daring to go under the knife, hesitated for a long time, the chicken was strangled to death by me
21. People! You have self-knowledge of each other! ~~
22, the beginning of the text, twenty-six is completed, a debt of 100,000. Looking for a livelihood, ten years without rest, wearing the stars and the moon and candles, saving 100,000 yuan. Insufficient to buy a house, so he invested **, and the following year shrank to more than 10,000, and depression became a disease.
The medical insurance said that it did not comply with the regulations on serious illness and refused to pay compensation. He was admitted to the hospital for a week and recovered without medicine. Friendship and pity, a pack of Sanlu on credit, rush to drink, pawn.
23, two farmers play pigs
24, there is no end to the sea of learning, and turning back is the shore...
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