Why do I need a joke to have fun?

You're bored!!

It's boring!!

Because you're in a bad mood, relax.

One day with classmates and teachers, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted in unison, "Good morning, teacher!" The teacher said indignantly

Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad?

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" The teacher said indignantly

And what about me at night? The students shouted in unison, "Teacher, it's okay at night!"

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" The students shouted in unison

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, teacher! The teacher said, "Sit down!"

Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. Teacher:

The weather is good today. Student: "It's bad weather today.

Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. Student:

There were clouds everywhere. Teacher: "The road is crowded with people.

Student: "The road is empty. Teacher:

Young. Student: "Old."

Teacher: "Stand." Student:

Lie down. Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road.

Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. Teacher:

I picked up a dollar. Student: "I lost a dollar."

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." Student:

I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher. Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!"

Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" Teacher:

Mistake. Student: "Correct."

Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" Student:

It's okay, it's legal! Teacher: "I said it wrong.

Student: "We're right. Teacher:

Listen to the teacher, what the teacher says is correct! Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!"

Teacher: "You are stupid. Student:

We're smart. Teacher: "Stop!

Student: "Go ahead!" Teacher:

Stop now! Stop it! Student:

Let's move on now! And more! Teacher:

You stupid pigs, I say stop! Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!"

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" Student:

Teachers listen to us! Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!"

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" Teacher:

Now you guys stop practicing! Student: "Now let's keep practicing!"

Teacher: "Are you all endless?" Student:

We have a beginning and an end! Teacher: "Then you stop!"

Stupid pig! Student: "Then let's move on!"

Talented! After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms.

I have a brother chasing his girlfriend and a pack of heart-shaped biscuits and a bottle of milk every morning. Perseverance, finally arrived.

One morning, he went to see his girlfriend with heart-shaped biscuits, and his girlfriend asked, "Where did you buy these biscuits?" I've been to a lot of supermarkets, but I can't get it in this shape. ”

He said proudly: "Of course I can't find it, this is the ...... I gnawed out."

The deaf man heard the dumb man say that the blind man saw a ghost.