Ask for cold jokes to liven up the atmosphere, or thunder words

A fat man fell from the twelfth floor,—— and it turned out to become, dead fat!

A candy, walking in the North Pole, thinks he is so cold,—— so it becomes rock candy.

Laugh] and [Talk] are two very good friends, and one day Laugh left, and the words wept in front of the public, and said, "Woo." I want to laugh.

To test your Mandarin, please read the following poem aloud: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo T

Garment factories, naturally, there are very few boys. On the first day I came to report, I made a splash in this small factory with only two or three thousand employees with my outstanding appearance and temperament. Being attacked by a large number of girls inside and outside the factory all day long, I really can't stand it.

One day, a monkey picked up a card under a tree and asked, "What kind of card is this?" At this time, it was raining, and a thunder hit the monkey, and the monkey had an epiphany: "It turns out that this is a (ip) card!" ”

I pulled everyone to drink and party with friends, and drank beer.

There is a clasp on the cap of the beer bottle that can be opened by pulling it directly by hand.

I tried hard to open the bottle, but my hands were red and I didn't open it.

Cherry Maruko always took a lot of toys in front of Crayon Xiaoxin and said: Do you have it?

Xiaoxin didn't, he felt faceless and took off his pants in a fit of anger and said: You don't have a ...... about this

Maruko went home and asked her mother, and the next day Maruko said to Xiaoxin: Mom said As long as I have this, I want as much ......... as you have

One day, a hunter shot a bird, but the bird was able to fly. Ask why this is ?..A: It's strong ...

You can take a look at [Crazy! Guibao].

The first day I entered the university campus, I was very excited.

In the morning, I ran to the cafeteria to buy a baked cake, and I just wanted to stuff it in my mouth when I took it out on the road, but suddenly a car horn sounded behind me, and I was startled, and the baked cake fell to the ground and the wheels ran over.

After thinking about it, I wasted a baked cake.

As a result, the baked cake was intact, but it was embedded in the ground, and I thought that I couldn't just be so blind, so I picked it up and continued to eat, but I couldn't pick it out.

A senior passed by, and BS said, "Freshman, right?" ”

Just wondering how he knew, he took out a fritter from his schoolbag and slammed it on the ground, the ground trembled, and the baked cake popped out!

1. Five yuan was kidnapped by a criminal gang, and I gave a hundred yuan bill

Feed! Your son is here, and if you don't want us to tear up the ticket, you will exchange yourself for him! ”

The hundred-dollar bill thought for a moment and said:

Tear it up, you don't even have 5 yuan after tearing it! ”

1. I had mouth ulcers a few days after school started. At first, I endured it for a few days, but then I couldn't eat.

My father took me to the hospital for emergency treatment during evening self-study. Finally, when I opened my mouth, the doctor shouted, "Don't look, advanced mouth ulcers!" ”

As soon as I heard "late", my dad's legs went limp.

Then the doctor slowly said, "It's almost fine, don't waste money." ”

2. When my classmate accompanied me to see a doctor and came out of the hospital, I said, "What should I do if I take medicine and get sick?" ”

The classmate said: "As long as you eat according to the requirements, sue them if you have any problems eating." ”

I asked, "What if I die after eating?" ”

Classmate: "If you die, you will turn from human evidence to physical evidence!" ”

3. Three rich people are richer than rich. A said, "My servants all drive BMWs. ”

B said, "My family uses a BMW to transport garbage. ”

C said, "I help my grandmother cross the street every day.

An international student took a driver's license test in the United States, and the road sign in front prompted him to turn left, he was not very sure, and asked the examiner:

turn left?”

Answer: "right".

So ......Hung up.