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Anonymous users2024-02-07I'm not a casual person, I'm not a casual person!
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Anonymous users2024-02-06The boss called ** to the secretary: I will accompany you to Beijing to have fun these days, you are ready to call the secretary ** to her husband: In the past few days, I am going to go to Beijing with the boss for a meeting and my husband will play Kailu ** to my lover:
My wife is not at home these days, and I accompany my lover to call ** to tutor students: In the past few days, the teacher has something to do, and the students who have suspended class call to the banquet to talk to grandpa: I don't have classes these days, grandpa, you play with me Grandpa calls the secretary **:
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Anonymous users2024-02-05It is recommended to watch Guo Degang's cross talk, which is being chosen. Beg.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04F: Really?
M: I'm everywhere!
F: Dizzy......
M: Come, faint in my arms, com on baby!
F: Hehe...What's your name?
M: I didn't scream, and you didn't insult me?
F: I'm asking for your name.
M: Oh yes, my surname is Nangong and my name is Pengyou, referred to as Nanpengyou!
F: Hehe, friend...
M: Yes, please call me my full name boyfriend, okay?
Woman: If you don't come, you take advantage of me again...
M: You're not a vegetable in the market, why should I take advantage of you?
F: You ......M: Oh, tears! Actually, that was my stage name just now, my surname is Ni, my name is Lao Gong, are you?
Female: Forehead ......My name is Xiaowei!
M: It's you!
F: You know me?
M: Well, I hum you every day!
F: What's the matter?
M: Xiaowei, do you know how much I love you...
F: Hehe, you're so humorous!
M: That's what everybody says!
F: You're not modest.
M: Wrong! It's me who I'm not hypocritical!
F: You're narcissistic!
M: Wrong! I'm confident!
F: I obeyed you...
M: I'm 60 kilograms, can you take it?
F: ......How old are you?
M: I can't describe it, it's very burly!
F: I'm asking you how old you are?
M: Twenty-two gets four, four-forty-six, sixteen plus eight minus four, how much does it get?
F: Hehe, I'm eighteen.
M: Eighteen is good!
F: How so?
M: They all say eighteen eighteen and one flower!
F: So what?
M: I dare to pick you up, how?
F: I'm a rose with thorns, aren't you afraid?
M: I can't type the word pa.
Female ** shifting topic): Where are you?
Male: Nakahara. Female: Forehead ......Nakahara**?
M: I'm ashamed that I don't have a fixed place for my home in the lower four seas!
F: Really?
M: With your wisdom, I can coax you, right?
F: That's what I said...But don't you want to have a real home?
M: I don't want to, it's just...
F: Just what?
M: It's just that no girl wants to compete with me**.
F: Go find one!
M: In today's society, true love is hard to find, so how easy is it to talk about it?
F: Hey, don't be so upset, there will be!
M: Will you? I'm so lonely, I don't know when I'll get rid of it?
F: I'm talking to you now, and you're still lonely?
M: No, it feels good, but unfortunately it's only temporary...
F: Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to type?
Man: Oh, I'm going to pick your thorny rose.
F: I've collected the thorns, pick me home and don't let me wither, can you do it?
M: There are two songs that I promise you...
F: Which two?
M: "Xiaowei" and "Flower Messenger".
F: Really? M: Indeed, this heart and earth can be seen by the sun and the moon!
F: Well, boyfriend!
M: Hehe, it's better to call me Lao Gong!
F: Hmm...Husband!
M: ShhhhDon't talk about it, wife, someone is watching our conversation!
F: Oh, that's true.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple on the mountain, there was a monk in the temple who was peeing, I pushed the door, he put the chrysanthemum hair, the black hair scared me.
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Anonymous users2024-02-02Once upon a time there was a mountain, and on the hill there was a temple, and there was a temple in the temple.
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Anonymous users2024-02-01Coax girls to be happy and humorous jokes, and have girlfriends who can talk about it!
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Anonymous users2024-01-31Dizzy, though, thank you. I have a laugh.
Why did you win the award Xiao Nizi.
Lilac" about 1 minute, less than 1 and a half minutes, I skipped, lower than the "rotation" requirements of "Blue Bird", only two "one turn" is okay for level six, the action is not very difficult, ** very beautiful and slow, very easy to learn, the difficulty is that the side legs and front legs must be soft, and they look good when kicked. You can see ** on the Internet, you have to watch ** of "Taoli Cup".
Hehe, I've been typing with five strokes for seven years, in fact, five strokes are very easy to learn, I remember that I only learned him for a month! As long as you want to learn, there is nothing bad to learn, you think, people can develop Wubi typing software, can't we still learn, can't we use it? Hehe! >>>More
Hello everyone, I'm xx from xx (class unit) It's rare to stand on this stage today to perform for you The show I will perform is xx I hope my performance can bring you a good mood I hope you forgive me for the shortcomings!!Don't say too much in the opening remarks before the show Because you are on stage to perform the show Say too much Others will think that you are empty In case the performance is not outstanding, it will be embarrassing If the performance is great The former white says less, people will think that you are very modest Modesty can make a good impression on others Give yourself extra points I usually go on stage to compete and sing Just say one sentence Hello everyone (evening) I hope you like my performance Don't be too loud Be humble Then everyone must focus on the performance behind you Be sure to smile when you speak The first paragraph is written according to your requirements, and the back is what I suggested, after all, we are not big-name stars, we have to be close to the audience, no one in the audience cares what you say, and if you talk too much, it will take the lead Okay, I wish you to be the focus.
Generally, you will lose weight, almost 5-10 pounds, but you don't need to be too anxious, too much exercise is easy to gain weight, but the speed of jogging is not enough, and the energy consumed is limited, so the effect may not be obvious in a month. And the diet does not need to be deliberately dieted, because later if you lose weight and accidentally eat too much, it is easy to bounce back, try to eat the normal needs every day, and milk is best not to eat with eggs, it is originally a food with high nutritional value, you put it together to eat, then the excess protein will be packed into fat, so try to eat some staple foods and then eat milk or eggs, and then you can eat a Chang Xianmei enzyme fruit before lunch, and eat an apple after a meal is very good for food digestion.