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Xie Yalong's obituary.

Comrade Xie Yalong, former director of the Football Sports Management Center of the General Administration of Sports of the People's Republic of China and executive chairman of the Chinese Football Association, died at 11:44 p.m. on the evening of June 15, 2008 at the age of 52 due to sudden senile dementia.

Comrade Xie Yalong has been engaged in the management of the Department of Policies and Regulations of the General Administration of Sports of the People's Republic of China for a long time, and has unswervingly adhered to the goal of championship doctrine and utilitarianism, unswervingly implemented the principle of "three from one major" of formalism and metaphysics, and made outstanding contributions to the implementation of the humanized and inhumanized management of the national sports undertaking.

Since 2005, Comrade Xie Yalong has been appointed as the director of the Football Sports Management Center of the General Administration of Sports of the People's Republic of China and the executive chairman of the Chinese Football Association, inheriting the spirit of the previous chairman, Comrade Yan Shiduo, who does not know how to pretend to understand and the layman manages the insider. Finally, the overall level of Chinese football, including the smooth transition of men's and women's football from the third rate in Asia to the fourth rate in Asia, has been achieved.

Comrade Xie Yalong pushed the national football team to a historic height on the basis of Comrade Yan Shiduo's far-sighted proposal to build a fourth-rate Chinese football super league in Asia and the world's worst. And the goal of "not only destroying men's football, but also women's football" will be implemented in advance.

What is particularly commendable is that after the "anti-gang" storm against Chinese football set off by all walks of life at the end of 2001, Comrade Xie Yalong continued the fire of "match-fixing, black whistles, gangs, and evil forces" in Chinese football on the basis of Comrade Yan Shiduo's strategy of sacrificing a very small number and preserving the majority, so that it quickly spread throughout the country and thrived.

The death of Comrade Xie Yalong is a great loss to China's sports circles, China's football circles, and especially China's veterinary circles. I would like to express my deep condolences to the family of Comrade Xie Yalong, please mourn, and don't "be too sad for a bear to drill into a chimney." During Comrade Xie Yalong's funeral, he implored fans from all walks of life and people with conscience in the football circles across the country to carry out all kinds of entertainment and celebrations in a restrained manner, and not to be extravagant and wasteful in holding banquets, and to pay attention to their bodies; When setting off fireworks, pay attention to preventing fires and do not set off them in the prohibited area.

Here you go!!! The mysterious death of fish in the river, the frequent infection of downstream residents, and the continuous mutation of coastal plants are residual pesticides?

Or biochemical attack?

The mysterious riverside foot washer--Chinese men's football team

Don't miss out.

Xie Yalong: Xiangzi, let's discuss something.

Liu Xiang: Dragon King, you said.

Xie Yalong: Can you retire tomorrow?

Liu Xiang: Dragon King, aren't you ruining me?

Xie Yalong: Do you still want to mix in the sports circle?

Liu Xiang: Withdrawing from the competition at such a critical moment, how can I be a person, and how can I be worthy of the fans who bought tickets to see me?

Xie Yalong: To tell you the truth, the purpose of letting you leave the stage this time is to let the whole country scold you. originally wanted Yao Ming to leave, but his offer was too high, and now the budget is very tight, you know.

Liu Xiang: But I don't understand ...... yet

Xie Yalong: Actually, it's very simple, if you quit, the people of the whole country will take you as the focus and scold you to death, so that the eyes will be diverted, and no one will scold the National Olympics. You will be Huang Jiguang once, and I will find a way to make you a football circle. Let me tell you, your credit is no less than that of Yang Liwei.

After the Olympic football match between Brazil and Argentina, Messi was interviewed by Barcelona's official website, talking about the Olympic news, talking about the enthusiasm of Chinese fans for my Ting, so that he learned how to say Argentina cheer in Chinese, and then the reporter asked him to say Argentina cheer in Chinese, he smiled coyly and said clearly ["Xie Yalong is out of class"].

To add background knowledge, when Argentina led 2-0, Chinese fans began to shout, Xie Yalong is out of class.

Brazil is out of the game "Xie Yalong is out of class"].

Maradona, Lionel Messi, Riquelme and Ronaldinho appeared at the Workers' Stadium at the same time, but they did not become the protagonists of the 52,000 fans who cheered in unison. When Argentina led Brazil 2-0 and made the game basically no suspense, the fans in the stadium suddenly shouted in unison, "Xie Yalong is out of class!" ”

The game suddenly became exciting in the second half, after Aguero scored two goals in a row, it was rare to have the opportunity to see such a high-level competition of domestic fans, perhaps because of the weakness of Chinese football, from a certain stand behind the goal began to erupt "Xie Yalong is out of class!" The slogan resonated with the audience.

**The foreign reporters at the table couldn't hear the tune, and asked the Chinese reporters around them what songs the fans were singing. After some explanations by their Chinese counterparts, most foreign journalists were still at a loss.

Losers, losers, losers, lose the country.

Thank goodness Xie Yalong.

It's fake!

It's made up by some boring people, and those neuro reporters really send out the news The only thing Messi said in China was when they returned to the hotel after their 3-0 win over Brazil on August 19, because the door could not be opened, and after finding volunteers to help, they opened and said "thank you" to the volunteers

That's all!

It's hype, it's absolutely fake!

It's the real thing, and Barcelona's official ** has it.

It's all hearsay, but it's fun.

There are twin brothers, who look, look, and dress the same. One day, a neighbor came to visit the door and saw that the two brothers were together, and they couldn't tell who was bigger and who was smaller, so he asked:"Little one, who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother?

The younger brother didn't want people to know that he was small, so he hurriedly said:"Brother, don't tell this uncle! "

Why does Superman wear a straitjacket to save people?

I saw a motorcyclist, and a total of four people on bicycles. It was already seriously overloaded, and when he crossed the intersection, the policeman's uncle beckoned him to stop, and the very powerful master of the motorcycle came and couldn't sit down. I drove away in the car. Uncle police was surprised in all sorts.

Xiao Ming: "Xiao Hua, where is it?" Xiaohua: "What about KFC!" Xiao Ming: "Wow! It smells so good! What to eat that? Xiaohua: "I'm queuing up in the toilet."