How to write a humorous essay 200 words, a humorous story about 200 words

I have a funny and humorous mom. Because of this, my personality is also very cheerful, who called my mother to give me so many humor cells. My mom has a rice, a long figure, and because she gave birth to me, her belly is a little big.

Dad sometimes laughed at her, but she wasn't angry at all. "Like a red panda," she said.

Isn't that great? ”。My mom never used a single bit of makeup, and sometimes she used my "Johnson & Johnson Baby Lotion", and when I asked her, she always said:

You see how good mom is because I'm a little baby! ”。My mom is like this, and what's even more ridiculous is that she ...... 3 years ago.

That day, I rode a stroller with my mother to take a walk in the street garden. Suddenly, my mother remembered that someone had asked her to talk. So, my mother immediately sent me home and pedaled to the cart.

The movement swayed and swayed, and it was flexible. According to my mother, everyone on the street looked at her that day, laughing as they watched. It made my mother very embarrassed.

Once, a few curtain hooks fell off at home and couldn't be opened. Dad loved to make it himself, but he didn't fix it in one day, so he was very angry. Mom wanted to make Dad laugh, so she hid behind the curtain and "squeaked", opened the curtain, smiled and stepped forward, casually raised a wooden stick as a "microphone", and sang a song

Goodbye, my loyal fans! My dad and I laughed a little "poof", and the more we laughed, the happier we became, and the laughter became "haha......Wowhaha! ”。

What's the matter, Dad laughed too? It turned out that one of my mother's songs actually opened the curtains. So, Dad smiled and started to install curtain hooks again.

Hey! Mom, you're really good. You are our "pistachio", an eternally happy "pistachio" and an eternally happy mother!

Mom, I love you.

Let's also say a little digression: first of all, I must make sure that your idea is very correct, and it is good that you can have such an understanding! In fact, the current composition education in China is nothing more than teaching people to be obedient and teaching people to write essays that some politicians like to read.

If you really want to have some literary attainments, you must dare to write what you think, which will be of great help to your level of language control. When their abilities go up, they will be familiar with making up some things they like in the examination room, and they don't have to care about these articles, after all, people have to live in reality.

You asked how to write something humorous, and I thought so:

First of all, you have to know what kind of humor you want to write, laughing, laughing, or making people think after laughing? These should be clear, and then you should make yourself humorous, and it would be better if you could read some of Lu Xun's books. In addition to these, it is necessary to practice more pen.

Once upon a time, people from the countryside came to the city. First, he came to a stationery store and saw some pencil sharpeners for model cars, and he said to the salesperson, "I'm going to buy a car."

The salesman said, "We're a stationery store here, we don't have a car here, here's a pencil sharpener." The redneck said

It's weird to be in the city. When he came to the KFC restaurant and saw other people eating potato chips dipped in red blood, he said to the waiter, "Give me some of that blood!"

The waiter said, "We don't have blood to sell here, it's ketchup." And the countryman said:

It's weird to be in the city. When he came out into the street, he heard a man calling a policeman, and he shook his head and said, "Alas!

It's weird to be in the city. After a while, he saw someone in a car accident. So he called the police:

Slivers, slivers, come and have a few slivers. A pencil sharpener hit and killed a person, and a lot of ketchup flowed out! ”.

The story is about 300 words long.

Regarding the proposition essay, I will now give it to the students how to do it, the requirement for this question is about 200 words to practice the pen, 200 words is not too much, be sure to highlight the content of your **. First of all, we must understand the proposition essay and tell us the central idea, the first is **, and the second is the moment of life, so to understand, and then extract what we need from **, the composition is formed.

Be sure to write a good one, easy to write, and make an impression on others. People may have taken a lot of photos in this life, and some of these ** are what you like, some that make you unforgettable, some that make you laugh, and some ......that make you cry and crySo the choice of materials is very important, and I will give you an example. Since I was a child, I have taken a lot of sedan photos, but there is one that makes me very unforgettable, because it is a photo of me and my grandfather, who has been away from us for 6 years, so this ** has become very precious.

This is the beginning of this essay, this ** selection chose a photo of me and my grandfather, why choose this **? Because grandpa has been away from us for 6 years, this precious ** can resonate with everyone.

I'm going to pick up where I left off. My grandfather is an approachable person, he treats people warmly, always smiles, and the neighbor Granny Wang says that my grandfather does not smile and does not speak. I also like my grandfather's laughter, when I was a child, I always relied on my grandfather's body, touched my grandfather's beard, touched my grandfather's eyebrows, and then asked my grandfather, why do you have two dimples when you smile?

Grandpa, why is your beard white? Grandpa, why are your eyebrows so long? I always have a lot of questions, grandpa is patient to answer me every time, grandpa smiled and said to me, because grandpa is a white-bearded grandfather, because grandpa has longevity eyebrows, because his grandpa likes to drink, so he put two wine pits for grandpa......My grandfather said these words with a smile every time, I like the smiling grandfather so much, I miss the grandfather who has gone to heaven so much......

The 200-word essay has been written, and I believe that through my explanation, students can understand how to master and write a 200-word essay. The beginning of the essay should be beautiful, and the end should be thought-provoking and resonate with everyone, so that it is an excellent essay, I hope everyone can write a good essay and become a little writer.