There are no joke words, words to describe jokes

Ah Song and Ah Bai chatted with each other about nothing, and the years were unforgiving.

Ah Song: "When I think back to my childhood, the happiest thing I had was Children's Day. ”

Abai: "It's Youth Day in 10 years. ”

Song: "Father's Day in 10 years. ”

Abai: "In a few decades, it will be Old Man's Day." ”

Ason: "Another few decades. ”

Abai: "Qingming Festival." ”

Witty, humorous, funny, funny.

Playing poor mouths is passed on as a joke.

Jokes are bizarre. Jokes and jokes.

See the generosity. Make a laughing stock of oneself before experts.

Smile generously. Have somebody rolling in the aisles.

Lean forward and close back. Laugh out of tears.

Laughing out of breath.

Gloat.

Take my answer.

1。A new teacher came to the school, surnamed Bian, who was arranged to live in a bungalow temporarily due to housing constraints. One day at noon, the leader in order to show his concern for the new colleagues, came to visit, unfortunately, the new teacher just finished washing his hair, just outside the door to the water, the leader flashed, asked

One day after class, the teacher hurriedly walked into the classroom and said, "Come two people, I want class flowers." "Everyone thought it was fun, especially the boys, they were very excited and very positive, and after some twists and turns, they finally selected two very beautiful girls, and the teacher waved his hand:

Let's go, come with me to the Academic Affairs Office to move flowers. ”

2.One day I asked mm, when you got married, what was the first thing you did? mm thought about it, first blushed, and then flashed a pair of eyes, and said smartly

Isn't it just two people talking, what else can there be? I said, "No, your sister is unconscious, and you still don't call an ambulance!"

Note: In the Northeast dialect, the knots are often read three times in the words, and later when she told the mm in the south, she said directly: "Send it to the hospital!" I was sweating. ）

3.One day I was doing laundry in the water room, and when I came in, I said to her, "Marry me." She was stunned, speechless, and I said, "What are you doing, give me the hanger." ”

4.One day I went back to my dorm room and said to my roommate, "I saw a woman taking a bath in the water room.

Note: The structure of the water room is that the outer room is a washroom and the inner room is a shower room) The roommate expressed disbelief, but seeing my sincere face, he had a glimmer of hope, so he asked me: "Is it over?"

I said, "No." He hurried to the water room, and when he came back, he said convincingly

There was indeed a woman in the bath. ”

The next day I told a mm about it, and she first didn't believe me, then scolded me for being a hooligan, and then expressed her understanding of the matter, saying, "It's inevitable that men and women will live together." I was very dissatisfied, picked up the dates on the table, took a bite, and said:

What's wrong with seeing the woman's bath, it's not like I haven't seen it, I also saw you washing dates today! ”

5.It is the well-known incident of the old man on the bus asking a girl for a bucket. (omitted.)

1. I have always felt that I am a poor second generation. One day, my father suddenly said to me: "Son, you have to think like this, in fact, you are not a poor second generation!"

I was ecstatic and thought, "I knew my dad wasn't that simple!" Then I saw my father light a cigarette and said earnestly

My family has been poor for 18 generations! "2. Yesterday at home dinner, my mother said that I had gained weight again, and then she said: You can't lose weight, just because you don't dance square dance.

From today on, with your mother and have a bright future! 3. My dad has an old rival at work, and it just so happens that the old rival has a son who is two years older than me. One day at dinner, my dad suddenly said to me

Girl, why don't you go and have a relationship with the old man's son, which will surely make his family uneasy. "4. I went to see my mother square dance, and she not only made me pretend I didn't know her. I also had to point to her and her friends and say, "Look how good that aunt dances......5. The elementary school teacher called**, saying that his son was in love with the female classmate in the class and asked his parents to go to school.

My wife and I were stunned when we heard the news, and my wife was telling me to exercise restraint along the way, but when I arrived at school, I still couldn't hold back and slapped my son hard: "You learned to empathize and don't fall in love at a young age!" What's wrong with Uncle Liu's daughter next door, you say! ”

Jokes, watch jokes, tell jokes, jokes.

Gloat.

synonyms] fall into the well.

Antisense] rabbit dead fox sorrow, sympathy.

Interpretation] Xing: happy.

It refers to a person's lack of kindness and rejoicing in the calamity of others.

Use case] We should not take an attitude towards the shortcomings and mistakes of our classmates.