What are the funny sketch lines of the three people and the humorous sketch lines of the four people

Sketch script, see if there is one you want:

Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.

Scene: Classroom.

Three: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Three: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Three: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Three: No remorse.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Three: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

There are different forms of drama sketches in China, which are mainly divided into:

1. From the size of the drama sketch capacity and the complexity of the structure, there are multi-act plays and one-act plays.

2. From the division of the times reflected in the subject matter, there are historical dramas and modern dramas.

3. From the artistic expression of drama sketches, there are dramas, operas, dance dramas, opera sketches, etc. Opera sketches are drama sketches characterized by the trinity of traditional Chinese opera songs, dances and dramas, such as the Henan opera sketch "Dog Baby and Black Girl" performed by Chen Peisi and Xiao Xiangyu. A drama sketch is a kind of drama sketch that focuses on dialogue and has action.

This is the most popular style of drama sketches. For example, Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao performed "The King and the Postman", "The Protagonist and Supporting Role", Yan Shunkai and others performed "Zhang Sanqiren", Zhao Benshan and others performed the sketch "Selling Abduction" and so on. The opera sketch is mainly sung, with dialogue and narration.

Such as Pan Changjiang's performance of "Crossing the River".

4. From the artistic effect of drama sketches, there are mainly comedy sketches, tragic sketches and tragicomedy sketches. Comedy sketches such as "Superborn Guerrilla", tragicomedy sketches such as "Under the Hibiscus Tree", tragic sketches are still immature and have no typical representative works.

Funny cross talk script "Fill in the Form" (three-group oral comedy script).

A: Well, lately, I've been so annoyed.

B, C: What's wrong?

A: Recently, our school sent out a form.

B: Well, with a watch, everything can be done on time: no late, no early departure, wake up at 6 o'clock, go to bed at 10 o'clock, and ...... at 10 o'clock

A: What a mess. It is not a clock, it is a graduation registration form for elementary school students.

B: Oh, the graduation registration form for elementary school students. So what are you bothered about?

A: It's hard to fill!

C: What's so hard about that? You can tell me the truth about what it asks, and ask me if you don't understand!

A: I ask you? B: Don't look at her small size, she knows everything.

A: Let's take the first column "name" as an example, it's really hard to fill in.

C: Your name is your name.

A: But as soon as I write my name, everyone is happy.

B: You filled in --

A: Little ancestor.

C: Hey, you don't have another name, do you?

A: Yes. My mom called me little liver, my dad called me little baby, my grandma called me little ancestor, and my grandmother called me little aunt and grandma.

C: What a mess. Come on, fill in the second column.

A: The second column is gender.

B: You can't get it wrong.

A: But the teacher said that it was wrong again.

B: Ah, you're not going to be a man, are you?!

A: No, no, I filled in "false--small--child"!

B: Ah, tomboy is also gender?

A: That's what my mom said. Not a woman, whole tomboy!

B: I see, when your mother gave birth to you, she got your gender wrong.

A: So it's hard to fill in the "Origin" column.

C: Origin refers to the kind of family ...... you were born in

A: No, no, I wasn't born at home, I was born in a hospital.

C: Wrong! A: Yes, yes, yes, yes, I still have a few words missing, I should fill in: I was born in the obstetrics and gynecology department of the Municipal People's Hospital, and was delivered by Dr. Zhang.

C: Stop, stop, you're getting farther and farther. Origin, is to ask what your family does.

A: Oh, I'll fill in: Mom plays mahjong, Dad ** ticket, Grandma practices Qigong, and Grandpa chalk and horse artillery.

A: The next column is still filled in Birth.

B: Didn't you fill it out just now? How do you fill in the birth again?

A: This is the time of birth.

B: Oh, the date of birth. Then you ask Mom and Dad?

A: But what they say is different.

B: What's the difference?

A: My dad said I was born in '91, but my mom insisted that I was born in '90.

B: Your parents may be mistaken, so ask your grandparents.

A: But my grandfather said that I was born in January, and my grandmother said that I was born in Layue.

B: Then ask your grandfather and grandmother.

A: My grandfather said I was born on the 9th, and my grandmother said that I was born on the 6th grade.

B: Wow! You are so happy! If you can have so many birthdays in a year, you will definitely not be less money.

A: Alas! One of them says the solar calendar and the other says the lunar calendar.

B: You tomboy, you're really a bit of a yin and yang disorder.