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Teachers and classmates. One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "What about me at night? ”

The students shouted in unison: "Teacher, it's okay at night!" ”

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" ”

The students shouted in unison: "Good morning, good afternoon, good afternoon, good evening, teacher!" ”

The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”

Student: "It's a bad day. ”

Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”

Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”

Teacher: "The road is crowded. ”

Student: "The road is empty. ”

Teacher: "Young. ”

Student: "Old. ”

Teacher: "Stand." ”

Student: "Lie down." ”

Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”

Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar." ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”

Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”

Teacher: "Wrong. ”

Student: "Correct. ”

Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”

Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”

Teacher: "I said it wrong. ”

Student: "We're right. ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”

Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

Student: "We're smart. ”

Teacher: "Stop! ”

Student: "Go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”

Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”

Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”

Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”

Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”

Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”

Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”

Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”

Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”

.After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms.

Who told you to peek at the bathing of the main father!! Who told you to peek at the bathing of the main father!! Who told you to peek at the bathing of the main father!! Zhang Fei peeked at Liu Bei taking a bath).

Anyone who sees the lord as a princess will give a thumbs up.

One day, a neurotic walk. He made a strange expression and called: Quack quack!

Others asked him, "What's your name?" He said:

I'm a duck, quack quack! Everyone hurriedly called the doctor. The doctor was also a fool, and he stepped on pebbles under his feet.

The doctor stepped on the stone together with the neuropath, and as a result, a smart man also stepped on the stone, and she took off the clothes of the doctor and the neuropath. At this time, everyone ran away, and the two of them walked stupidly like ducks, and looked at the smart man nodding. Wise people throw money at them, and they get rich and bark like dogs.

In the end, the smart man was no longer smart, and she became a pauper. She was bitten by a dog on the way home, barked herself, and followed the fools.

One day my buddy was going to go swimming and asked me to come along.

He said:"Let's go! Please go swimming! "

I said:"Don't go! "

He said:"Why? "

I said:"The water was so dirty that they all peed in it. "

He said:"Then let's pee in it too! "

I said:"Don't go! "

And then he went himself. After playing for less than half an hour, call me **.

said:"Give me the 300 dollars, and I'll pee and get caught.

I said:"How can people still catch it? "

He said:"People pee in the water, and I pee on the jumping platform. "

The next day, I didn't have the face to go back secretly. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.

said:"Give me that 300 dollars, and I'll pee and be caught again.

I said:"How caught again. "

He said:"Don't mention it, I peed in the water, and yesterday I was fined 300 and went on fire. A pee pulls the yellow line! "

On the third day, I went again. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.

said:"Give me that 300 dollars, and I'll pee and be caught again.

I said:"How caught again. "

He said:"Don't mention it, I got a cold yesterday and brought out a bubble of feces when I urinated"

On the fourth day, he went again. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.

said:"Give me that 300 dollars, and I'll pee and be caught again.

I said:"How caught again. "

He said:"Not to mention, I saw a super hot beauty today, and what came out when she urinated was actually white sticky"

On the fifth day, I went again. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.

said:"Give me 300 bucks.

I said:"How caught again. "

He said:"Not to mention, there was so much urine that the whole pool overflowed"

Me: ......On the sixth day, he went again. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.

said:"Give me 300 bucks.

I said:"How caught again. "

He said:"Don't mention it, everyone was scared away when I came. ”

Me: ......On the seventh day, he went again. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.

said:"Give me 300 bucks. I said:"How caught again. "

He said:"As soon as I came, the people in the pool were all urinated.

Me: ......On the eighth day, he went again. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.

said:"Give me 300 bucks.

I said:"How caught again. "

He said:"Don't mention it, as soon as I came, the administrator was scared. ”

Me: ......On the ninth day, he went again. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.

said:"Give me 300 bucks.

I said:"How caught again. "

He said:"Don't mention it, I can't pee, people won't let me go. ”

Me: ......On the tenth day, he went again. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.

said:"Give me 300 bucks.

I said:"How caught again. "

He said:"Don't mention it, I haven't urinated yet, and when people see that it's me again, they will be fined 300 yuan first"

Me: ......Someone was riding a bicycle and heard a passerby yelling: go, go, go......I thought to myself, damn it, I'll sing too: O Lai O Come Oh ......Before the words fell, he fell headlong into the ditch. Passers-by scolded: Damn! Tell you ditch ditch, you still ride?!You deserve to die!

Aren't you happy? Does it have to be a joke?

Just an uplink; One stick took one stick and hit one stick and one stick and one stick and one stick.

Allied; Japanese in Japan, Japanese in Japan, Japanese in Japan, Japanese in Japan.

A: Congratulations, I heard that your wife gave birth to triplets.

B: Because when my wife was pregnant, she watched "The Three Horsemen" every day.

When A heard this, he hurried to his home.

B: What's wrong?

A: My wife is also pregnant, and she's watching Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves!

It is said that once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, and Cao Cao were on the same plane, and suddenly encountered an emergency and needed to parachute to escape. Only then did it turn out that there were only three parachute bags left on board. Everyone was nervous for a while, and then I saw Zhuge Liang shaking his feather fan, clearing his throat and saying

In this way, the mountain people come up with a few questions, and if they can answer them, they will parachute, and if they can't answer them, they will have to jump down by themselves. The others had no choice but to agree.

One. So he took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again:

He also took an umbrella bag and went down. In the end, it was Cao Cao's turn. Zhuge Liang asked:

The second time four people encountered an emergency on the plane, the four of them discussed, yes, it's still the old way. Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei: "What was the battle in which King Wu of Zhou defeated King Zhou?"

Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again: "How many people died in that battle?" Sun Quan thought for a while and said:

There are about thirty or forty thousand. Zhuge Liang nodded, and Sun Quan took an umbrella bag and went down. Cao Cao couldn't help but snicker and think

Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang, I have been through the past and the present, especially in the military, this time you are planted. ”

I saw Zhuge Liang ask: "What are the names of the soldiers?" Cao Cao almost fainted when he heard this, so he had to jump down by himself, but he didn't expect to jump into the sea again and pick up a life, Cao Cao laughed secretly.

The third time the same four people took the plane, and the plane encountered an emergency again, Cao Cao thought about it, Zhuge Lao'er wanted to fix me again, so I just jumped down and forgot it to avoid insults. So he jumped down, and in the high-speed descent in the air, he could only hear Zhuge Liang shouting to him above: "Meng De, there are four parachutes on the plane today!" ”

Pig 1 and Pig 2 are at the door, and Pig 3 is on the roof. Pig 1's name is "who".

Pig 2's name is "where".

Pig 3's name is "what". And so there is a wonderful dialogue.

Wolf): Who are you?

Pig 1): Right.

Wolf): What?

Pig) 1: "what" on the roof.

Wolf: I'm asking what's your name?

Pig 1): My name is "who", "what" on the roof!

The wolf asked Pig 2): Who are you?

Pig 2): I'm not "who", he's "who". [Pointing to Pig 1] (Wolf): Do you know him?

Pig 2): Hmm!

Wolf): Who is he?

Pig 2): Yes.

Wolf): What?

Pig 2): "What" on the roof!

Wolf: Where?

Pig 2): "Where" is me.

Wolf): Who? Pig 2): He is "who". [Pointing to pig 1 again].

Wolf: How do I know.

Pig 2): Who are you looking for?

Wolf): What?

Pig 2): He's on the roof?

Wolf: Where?

Pig 2): It's me.

Wolf): Who? Pig 2): I'm not "who", he's "who".

Wolf: Oh my God!

Piggy 1.2): "Oh my God" is our dad.

Wolf: What's your dad?

Pig 2): No!

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: Why?

Piggy 1.2.3): Do you know our grandfather?

Wolf): What?

Pig 1): No, our grandfather is "why".

Wolf): Why?

Pig 1): Yes!

Wolf: What is it?

Pig 1): Not "why".

Wolf): Who? Pig 1): I am "who".

Wolf): Who are you?

Pig 1): Yes, I'm "who".

Wolf): What?

Pig Pig 1.2): "What" on the roof. The wolf cried out, oh my God!

I'm crazy! So he jumped into the pot and cried and said: 3 big pigs. You eat me, I have no attachment to life!

M: Let's talk.

Female: Not Male: Why Female: Busy.

M: What are you busy with Woman: Play.

Male: What to play Female: Game.

M: What a game F: It's fun.

M: What's fun F: Annoying.

M: Just talk to me if you're annoyed F: Get out.

Male: The ground is not clean Female: Damn.

Male: Give you a shoulder Female: Look for death.

Male: "Death" on page 961 of the dictionary Female: Dizzy.

M: I have anti-sickness medicine F: I took it.

Male: I don't get dizzy after taking the medicine Female: Big brother.

M: I recognize you as a sister F: Please.

Male: Bye, you don't have to take it off Female: I'm going crazy.