What did you do to make everyone laugh crazy, can you talk about it?

When I was in junior high school, I didn't talk much, and I came home with my mom, and I called my mom every time I talked, and then I went back to the dorm on Monday, and the first thing I said to my classmates was, "Mom," and they laughed again.

When I was in junior high school, I went to climb the mountain with my friends, and I saw a couple of men and women in love hugging in the middle of the road, so embarrassed and hesitant to go over, the girl who hugged saw us, I thought she would be shy and then the two of them separated, but the two of them still hugged it, and then moved sideways to the side of the road. At that time, I was still young, and I was so shy that I couldn't do it, so I ran over with my friends. Now that I think about it, it's really funny, those two people, and bless this couple!

When I woke up when I slept with the male ticket, I found that I had wet the bed, and I was still pretending to be asleep and didn't know how to tell the male ticket. After hesitating for a long time, I really had no choice but to tell the male ticket that I wet the bed. As a result, the male ticket touched the sheets and found that it was wet, and his face was speechless.

I'm the class leader. Once, the teacher had a sore throat and the lecture was very laborious, and the students were still very noisy. So the teacher gave me a look and asked me to play the emotional card.

I, slapping the table and shouting: Shut up for me, don't you see that the teachers are all suffering from laryngitis? Do you still have a bit of a conscience?

And then the whole world was quiet).

The first time I went swimming in the gym, I wanted to go to the toilet halfway through the swim, so I went into the shower to look for a toilet, but I couldn't find it. So I turned around and was about to ask, "Eh, is the toilet over here?" Before I could say anything, I saw a boy looking at me in horror [Erha] I was at that time.

I didn't have time to react, and said "I'm sorry!! I dragged a slipper and rushed out, I swear I really didn't see anything.

It was a rainy and cloudy day, the lighting was not very good, and the classroom was lit up. Rainy days go best with sleep, and sure enough, I fell asleep. Then halfway through my sleep, I felt that the lights were too bright, so I got up and turned off all the lights in the classroom.

While boiling the noodles, I poured oil into the wok in advance, and when the noodles were cooked and the wok was put up, I used to wipe the pan with a rag before I remembered that it was oil. This level of forgetfulness!

Here are some of the things that might make you laugh to yourself while chatting:

Jokes or humorous jokes, such as funny internet celebrity quotes or jokes.

Some misunderstandings or small language errors in the dialogue, such as mishearing or typing certain words or words, or even typos with unclear meanings, can sometimes have some unexpected effects and make people laugh.

Some interesting or awkward interactions between people chatting at the same time, such as some funny or awkward scenes or events.

In conclusion, there can be many things that make people laugh when chatting, depending on one's interests and sense of humor.

When the four men were drinking together, they were all very excited when they talked about the Ms. Li they met at the mahjong table. Mr. Yang wants to continue to get along. Mr. Ma said:

My husband's husband is from the Organization Department. Mr. Yang said: I still care who her husband-in-law is, and I can't mention it.

Mr. Song said: The old woman of the family is a big man. Mr. Yang said:

It's not my business, we've been a deputy to the National People's Congress. Mr. Zhang said: People's father is from the Public Security Bureau.

Mr. Yang said: Then he or I can't help it, let's not break the law, just play a little ambiguous. Mr. Ding said:

The husband is a starving soldier who is now buried in his shirt. Mr. Yang said: Then I won't dispose of the liquid base.

The second thing is to destroy the military marriage and enter the ......

Suddenly he fell and fell headlong into a ditch.

1. I'm watching a band's live concert at home! The voice was very noisy, which alarmed Mom! Mom asked

What the hell is this? I said: Mom, this is heavy metal**!

When my mother saw the singers shaking their heads, she suddenly realized: What a poor child, you have to come out and sing after being poisoned by heavy metals! 2, I'm a person who only has three minutes of heat for everything!

My father taught me that men must have perseverance! Look at me, it's been 20 years since I quit smoking!

One day, I met my father outside and found him smoking, so I asked: "Dad, didn't you quit smoking?" Dad spat out the flue:

Yes, I didn't buy this cigarette, I "borrowed" it from your second uncle! It dawned on me that you had been borrowing cigarettes for 20 years!

1.When I was cooking dinner, I had the heart to let my husband taste my pasta. My husband loves cakes so much that he decided to make them.

Stupidly asked: How big? My bread promises you to eat it and still want to eat it.

My husband replied with a brain-dead hand: Get one according to your face, it's enough for me to eat for three days. Decisively fattened his face for three days.

2.When I went to a friend's party with my husband, my husband praised me for not only having a good personality and high skills, but also looking very good. At that time, my heart was happy.

Pestering my husband at night, I have to tell him in detail what the atmosphere is all about, you know my psychology, I hope to listen to a few words more useful! The second husband said: Your face made me see the scene of a meteorite hitting the earth - decisively kicked him out of bed.

3.Let's go to the clothing store together. When trying on clothes, one of the waiters said:

The style of this dress is not as good as the first one, it can't show the waist, and it looks like there is no waist. The husband of the second cargo questioned very dissatisfied: What are you?

Dance the night away at the ballroom. As soon as the melodious dance music of "The Blue Danube" sounded, a handsome guy said to me: "Beauty, can you please dance the blue Danube together?"

Me: Jumping on the blue Danube? Not good, I don't dare!

Jump on your own! Handsome guy: Why don't you dare?

Me: One is that I don't know how to judge the spine, and the other is that I have a fear of heights and dare not fly. Handsome guy:

This has something to do with whether it will be water or not, and whether you dare to take a plane? Me: Why doesn't it matter?

With such a big Danube, can you still live if you jump down if you don't know how to water? Besides, the Danube is in Romania, don't you go by plane? Handsome guy:

Who told you to jump into the river? Me: Didn't you just say, "Beauty, please dance the blue Danube"?

Handsome guy: I'm talking about dancing, why did you go to jump into the river late? Me:

I thought you had something you couldn't think of.

The son is clamoring to go to KFC ......Mother: Son, let's flip a coin and make a delicious ...... at homeSon: What if the reverse side is up?

Mother: Then you can eat whatever you normally eat at home......Son: No, I'm going out to KFC for ......Mom shrugged her shoulders:

There is no way, the rules of the game, only so, unless ......Son: Unless what? Mom:

Unless the front of the coin is not facing upwards, it is not ...... downwardsSon: Okay, that's it, I'm still ......With a flick of his hand, the coin was thrown out of the window ......Son: Do you see if the front of the coin is facing up or down?

Mother: Nima, what are you doing outside? I can't see ......Son:

Haha, Ran Nianyan, then we can go out to eat now, right? Mom:

There is a classmate, surnamed bian (bian), who is often teased. Because people always call him "pee (Bian)". Once, when he was pooping, he hummed a song, and he actually sang "When I grow up...

I will be you ... It hurt everyone to spray on the spot. So he hated his name Hidden Rock even more.

Especially the classmate surnamed Qiang, Xiao Bian has the most opinions about him. One day, he brought back souvenirs and asked his classmates to share them with everyone, and everyone was happy to laugh and accept them. When Xiao Bian came back, he said to the big guy, "Next time, please call me by my name, this is my only request."

Classmate Xiang was happy and said, "I didn't eat it, hehuaiyou." A classmate said, "Yes, yes, Xiao Gou didn't eat Xiao Bian's things, he said that he didn't have the right appetite." Xiao Bian said, "You can eat some, do you want to wait until I grow up to eat." ”

I was walking on the street, and suddenly I met the Animal Protection Association Draft, and told me how many animals are endangered, and I saw that the sister of the lecture was still a beauty, so I was also a little more interested, so I simply talked a few more words! I smiled and said to the girl, "My family never eats wild animals, at best they eat pigs, pigs, pigs!"

The girl pursed her lips and smiled, very beautiful, I was a little distracted when I saw it, and the girl said carefully: "Then do you like animals?" In order to please the girl, I hurriedly said:

Of course, I especially like puppies, but they are cute, and my old sister, she likes little squirrels, and she has them at home! The girl smiled again and asked with a smile: "What about your old filial piety mother and father?"

I blurted out: "My mother, I like kittens, I used to have two big white cats at home, white and chubby, but, I'm old."

Xiao Wang, you go and do something for me......Okay......Jingle bells ......Director, it's ...... people say thisDidn't I tell you, tell him what I said......Jingle bells ......Director ......Just do what the difference nuclear fissure says......Jingle bells ......Nima, what kind of brains do you have, just do what I say, and they will agree......."Good, good ......Jingle bells ......You are really a pig's brain, turtle son, doing such a little thing, and constantly beating the ** ......The director's temper is not small, and he will scold people ......Ah, it's not Xiao Wang, it's the director ......I'm sorry, Director, I'm not scolding you, I'm scolding Xiao Wang......The director hastened to explain. Oh......The director hung up the ** ......The director is very worried when he thinks about it, how can the director misunderstand it? Hurry up in the explanation of the explanation; Hey, Director, I really didn't scold you just now, I asked Xiao Wang to do something, but he .......just couldn't do it

1. My son is doing his homework, and he is picking his fingers while doing it, and it has been a long time ......Dad ran to take a look: Nima, you kid, you can't do such a simple question? Son:

Who says I won't do it? Dad: Then why are you still picking your fingers?

Son: I want to think about ......Dad: It's just a simple mathematical subtraction, how can you think about it?

Son: You sell these ten catties of apples, sell seven catties, at least the remaining four catties, and your mother will sell more ......Can I simply answer three pounds? 2. As soon as my son came home, he cried in the room ......When my mother saw it, she felt uncomfortable, and walked in to enlighten her:

Son, man, don't cry, what's the matter? The son took out the test paper, and the mother looked at it: Ah, Nima, that's it?

Saying that, I also cried, am I easy, every day for Hui Nai you.

In modern families, due to various miscommunication caused by many contradictions, affecting social harmony, in this regard, the television station conducts on-the-spot investigation of communication problems between modern family members, between husband and wife, between father and son, between mother and daughter, between mother and son, father and daughter, ......Are there any hugs? Did you ever say "I love you"? What is the reaction when the other person says "I love you" to you?

The result is laughable. Sven type: Dad is a civil servant, and the daughter says to her dad

I love you! Dad was a little excited when he heard it in **, and also said: "I love you too!"

Hysterical: Dad is a farmer, daughter is a college student, and says to Dad, "I love you!"

Dad had just finished his work, and when he heard his daughter's greeting in **, he felt inexplicable: "Neurotic? You've drunk too much, haven't you?

Touching type: Dad is very introverted and at home.

1.Women want to conquer"If you marry me, you have to serve me obediently! ""Think beautifully!

So, the two of us fought. It's good now. Even when I went to the bathroom, she had to take off my pants.

Because my two hands are hanging from my shoulders. 2.You know so much that I want to get rid of this hand.

Why? Because you know too much. As long as you think about women, you will be used.

3.Get used to turning off the lights before going to bed"Why wasn't the assignment completed? ""Because it's out of sight.

Why can't I see it, is there a power outage? ""No, because I'm used to turning off the lights and going to bed. "4.

Can I give up**? "Hurry up and take the medicine. The head doesn't hurt.

Troublesome Stone Plum Found a huge stone on the du hill in Bai Taolanting Park with a big character on it.

dao: Trouble. I thought it was carved back, but when I answered carefully, it turned out to be a naturally formed dark pattern, and it turned out that the stone also liked to be lively.

Unexpectedly, the stone spoke: You don't know that I'm troubled. Plum:

What's the matter with your stones? Stone: People say I'm black-hearted.

Li Zi: Don't take all the words of the people you say. Stone:

Why? Li Zi: There are many, many people in the world, and everyone has a different mentality.

People with a positive attitude think that you are strange, beautiful, and elegant, and you seem to be in a good mood; People with a negative mindset see your black heart, because their hearts are also dark. Stone: It seems that I am still a mirror that can reflect everyone's heart.

Li Zi: Yes, you are very powerful and amazing. Stone:

You are a bright person...

Sister paper returned from Iraq. One day, on the bus, my girlfriend called ** and asked why she went to Iraq as soon as she graduated from college? Sister paper:

I went to Iraq, I just thought it was fun, it was fresh, and the income was also very considerable. As soon as the sister finished speaking, a rich man's voice came out from behind the car: Nima, now Bu Feng is very tight in sweeping pornography all over the country, and cameras are installed everywhere in the streets and alleys of our city.

My sister's face turned green when she heard this, and she said loudly: I went to a foreign country, Iraq, and I have something to do with the anti-pornography? There was silence in the car.

Passengers: ...