Ask for a script for a party sketch related to express delivery

The sketch can refer to Zhao Benshan's sketch "Sending Water" to formulate the content.

Song Ning: Building 6, Block A, is this, hello, taste the sweet life, feel the happy life, the mouth is sweet, so that you have a taste like first love, wait and so on, don't hang, don't hang, I'm not from the marriage agency, I'm sending you a cake, 1808 yes, okay, thank you, I'll come up later, oops, Dabao Erbao, let's go home after delivering the cake, mom sings to you (the wind is clear and the birds are singing).

Jiang Lilin: Sister, wait a minute, let me ask how to get to this No. 9 building?

Song Ning: Over there.

Jiang Lilin: That eldest sister, you see so many buildings in that building, you should be more careful.

Song Ning: Look, go along this road, turn left at the entrance, turn right again, there's a sign on it, okay.

Jiang Lilin: Thank you, big sister.

Song Ning: It's okay.

Jiang Lilin: Take it down, I'm Building No. 6, sister, I'm Building No. 6, I'll take it down, I'm Building No. 6.

Song Ning: This is Building No. 6.

Jiang Lilin: Thank you, eldest sister, I am a food delivery person, today I am the first day of work, I have to speak Mandarin, eldest sister, what kind of smile do you say I gave my first customer, with my sincerity in exchange for your praise, sorry eldest sister.

Song Ning: Hey, where are you going? Slow down.

Jiang Lilin: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, cake, I wish you a happy birthday, I wish you a happy birthday, I wish you a happy birthday.

Song Ning: I'm delivering a cake.

Jiang Lilin: I wish you a happy delivery, hehe.

Zhao Bin: The courier has arrived, the eighteenth floor, right? Kill me.

Jiang Lilin: Sister, are you okay?

Song Ning: No.

Jiang Lilin: It's okay to press the elevator Chinese lines network, we have been standing inside for a long time.

Zhao Bin: I'm sorry, that kid twisted his head for me, it's you, just now in the East Forty Elbow gave me the grass, I will do it today.

Jiang Lilin: Stand there, step back, what are you doing, fighting, right? It's all old men, no one is afraid of who knows? Fighting in the elevator, I'm afraid that I will injure this eldest sister by mistake, eldest sister, you go to the middle station.

Zhao Bin: I'll just ask you why you are picking me?

Jiang Lilin: No, how can you prove that it is you that I picked you up?

Zhao Bin: The person who picked me up wore a green dress.

Jiang Lilin: Then I suggest you go to the post and telecommunications office to find it.

Zhao Bin: It's quite a big belly.

Jiang Lilin: The maternity hospital is a big belly.

Zhao Bin: The eyes are small.

Jiang Lilin: Your eyes are smaller than mine.

Zhao Bin: I recognized the wrong person, and he said while picking at me, exchange my sincerity for your praise.

Song Ning: That's him.

Zhao Bin: Why are you picking me?

Jiang Lilin: Big brother, I'm not picking you, I'm making a right turn and gesturing.

Zhao Bin: Gesturing to my face?

Jiang Lilin: Isn't that because you have a big face?

Zhao Bin: I have a big face, I have Jia Xuming's big face?

Jiang Lilin: Does Jia Xuming have a big face? Jia Xuming has a long face.

Zhao Bin: The face is long, and the face is long, it has to be a white dragon horse.

Jiang Lilin: There is no white dragon horse Tang Seng has become a tiger.

Zhao Bin: The tiger is a national first-class protected animal.

Jiang Lilin: "Animal World" is very good.

Zhao Bin: I still like to watch "I Love Full House".

Jiang Lilin: The theme song of the full house is good.

Adapted from the original works "Dong Sheng" and "Chu Sheng".