Lazy people listen to books and there are no funny ghost stories

Updated on technology 2024-05-16
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  1. Anonymous users2024-02-10

    One day they met God while they were shopping! They said to God that they were all dying miserably and wished they were allowed to go to heaven! God reluctantly said that there were now too many occupants of heaven and it was full.

    But now there is still a spot! Say, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven! So, the first ghost began to say ......

    I was a cleaner when I was alive. It's hard work! From morning to night!

    One day, I was cleaning glass outside a building! It's the kind of high-altitude dangerous work that hangs outside! On the 30th floor!

    Suddenly, my foot slipped and I fell! I thought, it's over! I'm going to die!

    But survival instincts keep me scratching unconsciously! Luckily, I grabbed the railing of a balcony, on the 13th floor. I thought, saved!

    So I wanted to climb up after I had recovered my strength! Suddenly, someone grabbed my hand, and I fell down again! I thought, I'm really done now!

    However, my life should not be decided, and there was a tent under me to catch me, and I was glad that I must have accumulated virtue in my previous life and wanted to go down when I had recovered my strength. Unbeknownst to me, a refrigerator fell from above and smashed me to death!

    The second ghost said ......

    I was a clerk when I was alive. Everything is fine, I have a wife and it's beautiful. Great figure!

    But it's a bit watery. I have a slight heart condition. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it.

    As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife's hair disheveled and her clothes disheveled. There must be adulterers. So I searched all over the house, in the kitchen, in the toilet, but I couldn't find it.

    When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing, and I thought: Adulterer! So he took his hand.

    I thought, 13th floor! Look at the fall that doesn't kill you! As a result, when I looked, I didn't die!

    Caught in the tent! I was in a hurry, so I searched all over the house, went into the kitchen, and found that the refrigerator was big enough, so I threw it down. Finally stoned him to death!

    I was so happy! Laughing out loud. Who knew that the heart muscle was so choked with laughter that he died laughing!

    The third ghost said ......

    I was a thug when I was alive, but I didn't do anything bad! One day I went to a female friend's house and hung out! Just finished running errands, her husband suddenly returned!

    I've got to find a place to hide. So I looked for the toilet in the kitchen, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in the refrigerator! I don't understand how her husband knew I was in the refrigerator, and he actually threw the refrigerator down from the 13th floor!

    I just fell to death with a refrigerator!

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-09

    Sadako gets stuck when she crawls out of the TV.

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