Ask for an ultra short sketch, what are the shortest sketches

I'll kill you As soon as the two of them came up, why didn't they fight.

How to play the sketch is super short.

Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.

Campus sketch characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.

Scene: Classroom.

Three: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Three: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Three: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Three: No remorse.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Three: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!

Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Super short under 100 words.

Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.

Campus sketches. Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.

Scene: Classroom.

Three: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Three: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Three: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Three: No remorse.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Three: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!

Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!

League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?

Xiaoling: Yes!

League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?

Xiaoling fainted. Ai: Hahaha!

League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!

Xiao Wu: Haha, you're hanging again!

League secretary: And you Xiaowu!

Xiao Wu: Yes! Youth League Secretary: Look at your day, in addition to dating girls, drinking tea and walking, is it worth it for you to soak in this achievement?

Xiao Wu: Yes! The future is bright! --No beautiful girls!

Youth League Secretary: The future is not bright, there is no light!

Students, classmates, comrades, the same

Three: Just say it!

League Secretary: Same as what!

Three people fainted. Youth League Secretary: Burn our youth!

Xiaoling: No matches!

Youth League Secretary: Work hard!

Xiao Ai: No strength!

League Secretary: Abandon your bad habits!

Xiao Wu: It doesn't abandon me!

League secretary: Come on, let's work together!

The three of them lay down: Alas!

League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's go

The bell rings for the end of class. League Secretary: Let's eat!

Three: Yay! Youth League Secretary: How can you do this? Are you worthy of the party, the country, the people, and your mother? Are you worthy of --- me?

Xiao Ai Ruo felt: Mom!

League Secretary: Hey!

Xiao Ai: Take advantage of me!

League Secretary: It was a pure accident!

Mother: "Baby, Mommy is busy, let's dry the clothes outside." Don't let anyone steal it, call me if there's something. ”

Baby: "Hmm".

A thief came and said to the child, "How old are you?" ”

Baby: "5 years old".

Thief: "What's your name?" ”

Baby: "My name is Xiaohu".

Thief: "Do you know me?" ”

Baby: "I don't know".

Thief: "Let's play together, my surname is teasing, I call you to play, you call me, call me." ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Thief: "Okay, that's great. ”

The thief took the clothes, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our coat." ”

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Mother: "It's so good-looking".

The thief took the pants, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our pants." ”

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Mother: "The kid." I'll beat you up in a while, don't scream if you look good."

The thief took away the quilt sheet, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our quilt sheet." ”

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Mother: "The kid." If you are not honest, I will beat you. ”

The thief was gone, and the mother came out: "Where are our clothes?" ”

Baby: "Take it".

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

That's good!! You have to give points for passing the level!! Hey!

Just be happy with yourself, whatever it is.

I can't vomit quickly.

A: When others encounter fresh air, they always want to take a deep breath.

B: Take a breath of fresh air.

A: That's not the case with my second uncle.

B: What about him? A: I like to spit out quickly.

B: What are you talking about?

A: It has nothing to do with chatting.

B: Then how do you call a vomit fast?

A: Spit out the phlegm, and he will be happy.

B: It's so fast!

A: When he gets up early to go to work and pedals his bicycle, he can vomit from the door of his house to the gate of his work.

B: Spitting!

A: What do you think?

B: That's immoral!

A: How do you see that the cyclists all walk in a straight line, except for the cyclists behind my second uncle, they are like the snake - twisting and turning.

B: What's going on?

A: Do you still need to ask—I'm afraid that the spit stars will splash on my face.

B: That's not a good idea! Along the way, no one came out to take care of him?

A: In the words of old Beijing, he is ashamed; In the words of the office man, he has no spare time to take care of him; In the words of sanitation workers, it is called low quality; In the words of law enforcement officers, tell me not to run into him.

B: I didn't say he was good.

A: It's no coincidence that the book is not written, and that day, it really happened. My second uncle was vomiting and was shouted: "You come down for me!" ”

B: That's hard enough to accept. What about your second uncle?

A: Without saying a word, I obediently got out of the car.

B: I also feel that I am at a loss.

A: "Along the way, you are happy, can others stand it?" ”

B: (pretending to be the second uncle) "I was wrong! ”

A: "You just knew?" Would you rather be beaten or punished? ”

B: (strangely) Why do you still have a fight? (pretending to be the second uncle) "I accept the punishment." ”

A: "Admit the punishment and put this on." As he spoke, he handed over a mask.

B: "SARS is over. ”

A: "I'm afraid you'll spread the disease to others. Also, clean up all the phlegm you spit on. ”

B: "I'd better admit it!" ”

A: "Fight, I'll have to wait until you're done cleaning up." ”

B: Even the penalty and the beating!

A: "Besides, I can't beat you in front of so many people—I'll talk about it when I get home!" ”

B: Do you want to chase after your family? Who's so powerful?

A: You ask this person who is in charge of my second uncle?

B: Ah. A: My grandfather!

B: What did I say?

One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”

The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”

Student: "It's a bad day. ”

Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”

Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”

Teacher: "Young. ”

Student: "Old. ”

Teacher: "Stand." ”

Student: "Lie down." ”

Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”

Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar." ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”

Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”

Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”

Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”

Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

Student: "We're smart. ”

Teacher: "Stop! ”

Student: "Go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”

Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”

Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”

Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”

Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”

Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”

Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”

Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”

Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”

After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms.

Open your heart! Let sincere friendship fill your beautiful heart.

Campus sketches. Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling.

Scene: Classroom.

Two: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Two: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Duo: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Two: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Two: No repentance.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Two: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

The two fainted. Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.

League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The two sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The two fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep! Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!

Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!

League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?

Xiaoling: Yes!

League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?

Xiaoling fainted. Ai: Hahaha!

League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!

Youth League Secretary: Students, classmates, comrades, same

Duo: Just say it!

League Secretary: Same as what!

The two fainted. Youth League Secretary: Burn our youth!

Xiaoling: No matches!

Youth League Secretary: Work hard!

Xiao Ai: No strength!

League secretary: Come on, let's work together!

The two of them lay down: Alas!

Youth League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's ring the bell after class. League Secretary: Let's eat!

Two: Yay!