The most classic joke to say is not to stop the net, as long as it is ready made

Maccabius is dead! Yao Jiaxin, sentenced to death! Salary increases and salary increases are a dead end, and the experience of historical blood tells us that only overtime is the safest.

Yao Jiaxin was sentenced to death in the first trial, and after reading the news, the boss said to the employee in a serious tone: "See, this is the end if you want to raise your salary." The employee said

Then I'll change my name, just call Lin Daiyu (zero treatment)" boss: "Hehe, sensible".

23. Orange has had a crush on oranges for a long time. Finally, Orange mustered up the courage to propose to Orange! Orange excitedly said to Orange:

I've had a crush on you for a long time, marry me! "I didn't expect to be cruelly rejected by Orange! Orange explained:

Mom said that people who take off their clothes too easily are not good people!

A student ran up to the teacher and said, "There are so many ants in the teacher's toilet!" ”

The teacher said, "Got it." Suddenly, the teacher remembered that he had just learned the word "ant" and wanted to test whether the students could remember it, so he said, "What do you say about ants?" ”

The student said, "Ant, the ant didn't speak. ”

The student asked the teacher, "Is it a month old or a big day?" ”

The teacher replied, "Of course." ”

Student: "Then why does it take 30 (31) days to make a month?" ”

Teacher: "....One day, when my son came home, he said to his mother, "I saw an old man yelling, really pitiful!" "My son is so sensible, come here for 10 quick money, take it to him." ”

After a while, the son came back with an ice cream in his hand, and the mother thought it was strange and asked, "Where did the ice cream come from?" ”

Buy it! "Where does the money come from? ”

You gave it! ”

Didn't you go to donate? ”

Says who? The old man shouted, 'Buy ice cream!' ’”

If you want classic jokes, go to classic jokes, and see.

The blind man rode a bicycle with a lame man, and the lame man looked at the road, and suddenly saw a deep ditch and exclaimed: ditch ditch ditch! The blind man looked back and sang: Ole Ole! So the two fell into the ditch!

Just type the word 'joke' on it. Will you give it to me? Please.

1. Two cows are grazing together, and the green cow asks the black cow:"Feed! What does your grass taste like?

Black Bull Road:"Strawberry flavor! "Qingniu leaned over and took a bite and shouted angrily"You lied to me!

The black bull looked at him contemptuously and replied:"Stupid, I said the grass tasteless. "

2, Lin Xiaoxiao went to school. Teacher Wang teaches students pinyin. Teacher Wang first taught to write initials b, p, m......, Lin Xiaoxiao doesn't like to use her brain, and she can't learn it all the time.

It's time for the exam, and Xiaoxiao has written a few on the test paper indiscriminately. The teacher was very angry and called the little mother. Teacher Wang said:

Lin Xiaoxiao is not serious in class, and he doesn't even know 'initials and finals'. The little mother was furious and said, "Mom is your biological mother, and when your father calls your grandmother 'mother-in-law', where did your ears go?"

Remember, I am my biological mother and my grandmother is my mother-in-law. ”

3. Child: "Dad, Xiaohua's father swims well, why can't you?" Daddy:

Xiaohua's father always eats fish, so he can swim, and I don't eat fish often, so how can I swim. Child: "But, Daddy, you always eat chicken, do you lay eggs?"

4. Mother: "Fat girl, don't you go to the shower yet?" Chubby: "The water is not full yet!" Little brother: "Sit down and it'll be full!" ”

1. All Arms Queens (unfinished).

Xiaoxiang Dong'er's is very funny, the style is special, although it is not finished, it is still worth chasing.

And pro-princess. This is also very good.,It's a very good heroine.。

Embarrassing at noon. If you haven't seen this one, you'll definitely regret it.

My Queen (non-traversal).

It's not a funny article, it can only be said that the style of writing is relaxed, but it's a worthwhile article, which is very interesting.

The daughter runs with the ball.

This article is actually very good, and it has a special flavor.

The fragrant honey sinks like frost (non-traversing).

Xianxia's, a very well-known text.

Two ex-husbands in one play.

I have to say that the text of the wire is really classic, and it is all worth seeing. From a funny point of view, of course.

Duan Tsing Yi series (non-crossing).

It's a masterpiece of Le Xiaomi.,Laughing so much that I have no image.,Hey.。

So much for the time being.,A lot of me forgot.,I've seen all of the above.,I don't dare to say that it can make you feel good.,But it's definitely a book that has merit.,After all, the evaluation of books is subjective.,It's the so-called good book than necessarily a good-looking book.,Hahahaha.,Try every one.。

and "Princess Heqin" is also good, but the ending is a bit early.

The more the merrier.

Crossing each anti-crossing.

Everything else is a floating cloud.

Silk silk, super classic crossing**.

There are three thousand harems, and I am the only one.

Return to Datang as a gangster.