What s the truest quote you ve ever said on April Fool s Day?

I remember when I was in junior high school, we were simulating the Long March, on April Fool's Day, and then the night before yesterday we really assigned our homework, and then asked us to turn it in the next day, but everyone forgot about it, and then I told them that we had homework to hand in this morning, did you all write it? And then no one paid attention to me, and it felt like I was lying, but it was true, especially a real word. <>

The truest sentence is that we had a mock exam in our junior year of high school, and then on the second day of April Fool's Day, on April Fool's Day, I said to all the people in our class, I said that there will be a mock exam tomorrow, and everyone is ready, but they all think it is funny and don't care, but the next day it is really going to be exam, and then it is a very true sentence I said.

Confess to the boy you have a crush on April Fool's Day. I told him that I like you, can you be with me, but he said, "Are you teasing me?" All I can say is sorry to him, Happy April Fool's Day.

At that time, I felt very uncomfortable, and my heart was broken. I feel particularly painful to have a crush on someone. Later it was a long time.

Slowly forgot about him.

When I was in high school, there was an April Fool's Day, when we had just finished the exam, and then a classmate came to me and asked me, how was the exam, I said we did well, she said that today is April Fool's Day, you must be teasing me, because I usually study very well, and then the grades came down I really didn't do well, regressed several places, and they thought I lied to them.

When I was in junior high school, I didn't have any concept of April Fool's Day, but that day I saw my classmate's shoelaces open, and his shoelaces were really open, I told him. Your shoelaces are open. He said to me, I know today is April Fool's Day, you are teasing me, I don't believe it, I told him not to believe you look down, and then he really lowered his head and found that his shoelaces were really open.

Our high school teacher was very open-minded, and he told me one day on April Fool's Day. I didn't do well in this exam, and I wanted to ask my parents, but I was stunned and told him. My parents were not at home, and she told me at the time, today is April Fool's Day, you can tease me, I'm teasing you anyway, and then I told him, in fact, my parents are really not at home.

I have to say that I always knew that there was a boy who liked me, in fact, I also liked him, but we didn't show our mentality, on April Fool's Day he chose to confess, I was sure that he really wanted to do it, and then I was also very real him, I was willing.

Q: Hey, do you know what day it is? (Generally speaking, it is April Fool's Day) to tell you a secret and promise not to lie to you. (Then tell him to stick his ears over.) (At that point, you scream, the teacher is coming, don't say anything) At that time, you look at his expression.

Go to dinner at noon, and you wait for me there.

I'm going to play with you, the train is coming, come and pick me up.

1. Today is April Fool's Day, can I fool your heart?

2. I can't be ranked on Valentine's Day, you should always be mine on April Fool's Day, right?

3. Do you know what "foolishness" means on April Fool's Day? It's just that after I met you, I lost my mind.

4. I like you, the first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.

5. I have a math problem I want to ask you, I am not very good at it, what is the probability that we will be together?

6. I just want to "fool you" and spend the rest of my life together.

7. I want to lie to you, to deceive the banquet for a lifetime.

8. Break up on Valentine's Day and confess on April Fool's Day.

9, April Fool's Day is the most beautiful confession, eat some more, you are not fat.

10. ** 20 "I love you", received 19 "hehe" and a sentence "Mom loves you too".

11. Valentine's Day saying I love you is not necessarily true, but April Fool's Day saying I love you must be true.

12. On April Fool's Day, I am most afraid that the boss will say overtime, and it is not to go, and it is not to go.

13. Can I be a stumbling block on your path to singleness?

14 Everyone knew that we were just looking for a day to tell the truth.

15 I like you, and if you are not, then be happy April Fool's Day; If you are too, then wish us a happy day.

16. How can there be so many jokes, every sentence is an unspoken truth.

17. April Fool's Day is not a festival for stupid people, but a chance for everyone who lies to tell the truth.

18. Someone is trying to trick you, which means that someone secretly likes you.

19. When you are admitted to the university, no one will care about you, and you will be relaxed.

20. The fool was not April's intention, he just wanted to make you happy.

21. On the first day of April, you still haven't returned, and I'm still waiting.

Hello, here are the honest things I jokingly said to those closest to me.

1.I heard that it's cheap to get married now, let's go, let's get married, I'll invite you.

2.If, I am the judge, I will sentence you, life imprisonment. Imprisoned in—in my heart.

3.If Heaven asks me to make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you in rebirth, and the third is to be inseparable from you forever. Happy April Fool's Day.

4.I am willing to stay by your side all my life, make your quilt in winter and your electric fan in summer. Happy April Fool's Day.

5.Today is April Fool's Day, I think it's time to confess to you, no matter if you are in ** today, as long as you look up to the sky and laugh, shout three times "I am a beauty", I will appear in front of you.

6.I'm sorry, I accidentally sent "like you" to your phone, if you accept the bump, please keep; If not, please send it back to me. Happy April Fool's Day.

7.I think I've known you for so long, you're special, extreme, very, rare, unusually stupid, and so stupid, so stupid that I don't even know that I like you...

8.I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight, and I'm afraid that once you say it, we won't even be friends. But I couldn't control my emotions and mustered up the courage to say to you, "I love you." Happy April Fool's Day.

9.The world is very good and the scenery is beautiful, but I only want you. Because of you, I love the world.

10.Whatever you fly to**, I'll follow**; Wherever you run to **, I'll chase you and kill you, the stinky fly. Happy April Fool's Day.

11.There was a sincere love, I didn't cherish it, I regretted it when I lost it, if I could come back, I would say to you, "I love you." "If I had to choose a confession time, I would have it be: April Fool's Day.

12.As long as my heart remains, there will always be a place for you, and there is only one place; As long as your phone is still there, there will be my infinite blessings to you, and there are thousands of blessings. Miss you and bless you.

13.You just like me when you receive this message.,Deleting you is having a crush on me.,When you reply to the message, you just want to marry me.,If you don't reply, you promise to marry me.,Modify it's my person.,Storage will belong to me for the next life.。

14.Last night in a dream God said to me: This April Fool's Day, you just send a text message to your stupidest friend and wish him a happy holiday, and he will be a hundred times wiser. I want to come and laugh and want to go, so I'll send it to you, because you're so stupid that you don't even know that I like you.

On April Fool's Day, many people deliberately tell some lies and make up some lies in order to win the laughter and surprise of others, and these words are of course untrue. However, some people will also take advantage of this opportunity to laugh at the stupid brother to post some promotional messages or product advertisements, so be vigilant. Therefore, if you hear some "news" or "news" posted on April Fool's Day, it is best to verify it through other channels or ** to avoid being scammed or misled.