Are there any jokes that can be laughed at for a long time?

One day Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped from the 5th floor, bleeding a lot and turning into a red bean; kept bleeding pus, and turned into soybeans again; The wound scarred and finally became a black bean. There is also Xiao Ming got a haircut, and when he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and said with a smile: Xiao Ming, your head shape looks like a kite!

Xiao Ming felt very aggrieved, so he ran outside to cry. Crying and crying, he flew...

My sister's boyfriend is Japanese, yesterday my sister took my boyfriend home for dinner, and the whole family said that my sister could speak Japanese, but when the food was served, my sister went out for a while, and the tradition of my family is that the guests don't move, we can't move, and as a result, my sister's boyfriend has not moved, and my dad was hungry and couldn't stand it and said: "Taijun, Missy" I was thinking about whether my dad was a traitor at the beginning.

In the primary school Chinese exam, I was required to write ABCC-style phrases, and then gave two examples: gray hair, snowy, me, hold one out, the sea of people, I can't write the next one, after writing the composition began to rack my brains to fill in the blanks, and when I was about to hand in the paper, I wrote trembling with luck: Teletubbies!

Name: Xiao Ming.

Gender: Male. Age: Born in 1971, he has always been an elementary school student.

Good at: Get the ink to the notebook, walk to the school gate and find that the book forgot to bring, pick some stores that are discounted when they encounter a spring outing, and donate money to Hope Primary School every time they donate money to Hope Primary School, they never count it themselves, and they don't know how much they don't know, etc.

Features: If you don't take the first test, you will be the first from the bottom.

Social status: With Xiaohong, Xiaoqiang, and Xiaojun, it is called the four King Kongs to dominate the number of languages.

He was deeply hated by the post-70s to post-00s.

After my wife disappeared, I immediately went to the police station to report to the police. The policeman said to me: You should calm down first, you can't record it if you keep laughing like this.

In my sophomore year this year, I just sent a text message to my dad saying that I was short on money recently, and I would send 1000 oceans for disaster relief quickly, and after a while, Alipay received 100 yuan plus a message - you see that you are in college and you can't even write 100, and you have written an extra 0, and you will learn math hard in the future!

Roosters, laxatives, bathhouses, half-year leave.

The college entrance examination barcode can be erased with an eraser, don't ask me how I know