Who has that new funny joke, a very funny joke?

First, now we can't go up is the grades, what can't go down is the weight, what we can afford to put down is the chopsticks, and what we can't get in and out of the quilt is the bed.

2. What is the generation gap? is to change into new clothes, walk around in front of my mother and say: Mom, do you have a fan? My mother looked at me and said, "Yes, in the pot, serve it yourself."

3. Boys generally say that you are ugly means that it is okay, and if you are beautiful, you are really beautiful, because when you meet someone who is really ugly, he will not talk to you, understand.

Fourth, do you have any friends who know sports cars, ask for a 4 million to 8 million sports car, which requires good performance, fast start, high horsepower, high comfort, fashionable and good-looking appearance. I use it as a mobile phone paper wall.

Fifth, when a person says I'm ugly, I don't think so, when more and more people say I'm ugly, I know that there are more and more people now.

6. Seeing others working so hard, so diligently, and walking on the road to success with so high spirits, you ask yourself, don't you want to be a stumbling block for them?

Seventh, every time people give me red envelopes during the New Year, I have to push them around, in fact, I'm really afraid that such a push will really push them away.

8. If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job, earn a lot of money, and when she gets married, you will have more money.

9. When I grew so big and didn't learn anything else, I mastered a special skill that I could sleep peacefully without sleeping pills during the day and get excited without stimulants at night.

10. When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers, and vowed to raise one when I grew up. After 20 years, my dream has finally come true. Needless to say, it's time to cook for my daughter-in-law.

Ten. 1. It is recommended that you try to go to bed early and get up early, do not play online games, do not eat supper, develop good habits, and over time you will find that you have no friends.

Ten. 2. Holding a hot charging mobile phone and putting life and death aside is a rare heroic moment in my life.

A very funny joke, there was an old man who went shopping in the market, it was crowded, and there was a lady in the back who stepped on her shoes, and he turned around and told the lady that you brought it up for me, do you think it was funny?

There was a woman cooking in the house and her son in the courtyard. And then a man came in. The child said that mom had someone take the clothes, who the said? The child said to tease you.

If you want a very funny joke, then I can tell you a joke here, hahahahaha, that's it, it's a very funny joke, so it's very funny, hahaha, how about it?

A very funny joke, I think it's hard to say in the end, but it's also very easy to say. It's okay to be funny.

A funny joke shouldn't be like this, and individuals should take a good look at it.