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Let's talk about our teachers at university.

Going to finance is a young male teacher, with a very good temper, although I didn't see him lose any temper, but his requirements are stricter, and every time he sees a classmate deserting below, he will ask questions and call the deserted classmates.

When he came back from the May Day holiday, the first class was his, and everyone was exchanging their holiday experiences below.

Most of the people didn't listen to him, but he smiled, raised his voice, and said, "Do any of you know what I just asked?" ”

The class was as quiet as a cemetery, and he said it again.

After a long time, a Nono's voice came from the back row, a girl who loves to learn, and she repeated the question asked by the teacher.

Well, yes, thank you. The teacher smiled with satisfaction, because it was recognized as the first place in our major, and it was obvious that she had lived up to the teacher's expectations.

You are welcome! At this time, a boy next to the girl said loudly.

The classroom was silent for two seconds, and then burst into laughter, and even the teacher couldn't help but laugh.

Giant nb on linear algebra teacher

For economics students, linear algebra is like a plague god, and half of the exams are hung every year.

Unfortunately, the teachers who handed us over to us had just entered the school and were not very familiar with university teaching.

Got it! He said to himself.

We are collectively depressed ...

Or linear algebra, final exam.

His classmates all asked him questions, and one of them asked, "Teacher, this semester's linear algebra exam shouldn't be difficult, right?" ”

It's not hard, it's not hard. He waved his hand again and again and said, "At most, it's just a topic for the graduate school entrance examination." "(He's a doctor).

We are collectively struggling ...

As a result, we have 60 professional people, and less than 10 people...

1. I have a bad stomach, and the old Chinese medicine doctor said that it was cold. I gave a home remedy and said to insist on drinking goat's milk. There are fresh goat's milk delivery in the suburbs nearby. After a month, my stomach really didn't feel uncomfortable, and I felt good, so I kept drinking.

But recently I started constipation again, and I pulled out one round lump after another, and it was very painful, and it has not been healed so far.

2. Two fools sat together, and one fool suddenly gave the other fool a heavy slap, and the beaten fool asked, "Are you really hitting or joking?" ”

The fool who beat people got angry: "Of course it's a real beating!" ”

The fool who was beaten breathed a sigh of relief, and then said: Fortunately, it was a real beating. Otherwise. I'm not joking with people. 3. Recently, classmate A got a girlfriend and planned to go to KF on Saturday, so I ran to ask classmate B: How much is a box of Durex....

B: About forty...

A: That's expensive.

B: It's too expensive, so let's buy a second-hand one.

4. On a business trip, just got on the bus, a newspaper seller came up.

He said to me, "Do you want a newspaper, sir?" ”

I was so upset that I said, "I can't read." ”

The newspaper seller said, "Sir, let's have a map." ”

I said, "I don't understand!" ”

The newspaper seller whispered into my ear and said, "Do you want a blank piece of paper?" "The plane crashed!

The boss, the female secretary and a passenger all grabbed a tree on the cliff!

But this tree can only hold the weight of two people!

The boss hurriedly said: "Such a big company can't do without me!" ”

Another passenger immediately asked the female secretary, "Did your boss say it well?"

The passenger said, "Then why don't you applaud quickly?" ”

A swimming instructor shopping in a mall.

A beautiful lady suddenly came over to greet him.

He stared at it for a long time before he recognized it as one of his students.

So he exclaimed loudly: "I really don't recognize you when you put on your clothes!" ”

Da Ming had just gotten married. One night, my wife was busy with dinner in the kitchen.

In order to be considerate of his wife, Daming wanted to help his wife do some housework.

So he said to his dear wife, "Honey, is there anything I can do to help?"

The wife said: Look at your clumsiness, find something simple, just peel the onion.

Da Ming thought this could not be simpler. But not long after peeling it, Da Ming was choked with a handful of snot and tears.

I thought to myself, this is not so simple, and I was embarrassed to ask my wife for advice, so I had to call ** to ask my mother for help.

My mother said: This is very tolerant, you can't just peel it in the water.

Da Ming followed his mother's method and completed his wife's task, and he was very happy.

The next day, Da Ming hit ** and said to his mother: Mom, your method is really good, but although it is good, the fly in the ointment is that you have to ventilate frequently, it is so tiring.

My mother said, "I..."

A college student was captured by the enemy, who tied him to a telephone pole and asked him: Say, are you **? If you don't say anything, I'll electrocute you! The college student replied to the enemy, but was electrocuted, and he said: I am from the University of Electricity.

Xiaoli with a melon seed face loves to dress up and doesn't like to study. One day, the school sent out a registration form for family students, and the "family background" and "political outlook" columns on the form made her feel sad, and she remembered that her grandmother had said that she was born in the pavilion. So in the column of "family origin", the word "pavilion" was filled.

As for the "political appearance", Xiaoli looked in the mirror for a while, smiled with satisfaction, and she filled in the "melon seed face".

There's a hero, he's cold, he's cold

In the end, he died of cold.

Three little white rabbits picked a mushroom.

Let the two big ones get some wild vegetables and eat them together.

The little one said. I'm not going.

I'm leaving. You've eaten my mushrooms.

Two big ones.

No, it won't. Rest assured to go.

So the little white rabbit went.

Half a year has passed.

The little white rabbit hasn't come back yet.

A big one.

It's not coming back.

I'm going to eat it. Another big one said.

Wait a little longer, a year has passed.

The little white rabbit hasn't come back yet.

Two big discussions.

No need to wait. Let's eat.

That's when it happened. The little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the jungle next to it.

Said angrily. See! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms.

Once upon a time there was an old hunter who was very good at hunting, and a young man asked him for advice, and the old hunter said that all he had to do was shoot into a cave. Half a month later, the old hunter met the young man in the bazaar, and saw that he was missing arms and legs, and the old hunter asked him what was the matter, and the young man said that he shot at the cave according to the old hunter's words, but he was made like this before he could shoot, and the old hunter asked him what kind of hole it was, and he said, "Train hole!" ”

I said you're a pig, and it's strange that you say I'm a pig. From now on, I'll call you a pig. Suddenly, you shouted at me in a public place: I'm not a pig!!