Who told me jokes, and what were the jokes?

There was a penguin, who had nothing to do, plucked his own hair and played with it, and he said a word: It's cold. There was a polar bear, who had nothing to do, plucked his fur to play, plucked his naked, and he said a word: the penguin was right.

Don't you feel bored? Actually, it's really boring!

Xiao Ming said to his father: "Dad, I'm so cold" Dad said: "Standing in the corner of the wall, it's not cold" Xiao Ming didn't understand, and asked: "Why" Dad said: "Because the corner of the wall is 90 degrees".

It was snowing, and I went out to see an uncle fall.

I went over and asked, "Uncle, my monthly salary is less than 2,000 yuan, can I help you up?" ”

Uncle: "Young man, you go, I'll wait a while."

I was so moved that I quickly said, "Uncle, there's a Ferrari over there."

The uncle also said excitedly: "You young man. It's quite real, don't leave me to be a witness, and buy you a car to go to work and drive ...... when you're done”

Although the weather is cold, the uncle's words are warm and full of positive energy.

Positive energy.

1.My friend's son said that he had just broken up with his girlfriend two days ago, and when asked why, he said, "I'm in the first grade of primary school, and she's still in kindergarten, so it's inconvenient 2."

To add nutrition to my daughter, I made grilled chicken wings in the oven. When my daughter came back, I took the chicken wings out of the oven and noticed that something was wrong with the color, and it was obvious that the heat had not arrived, and I said to myself, "Alas, I didn't bake them well this time."

My daughter, who was standing next to me, whispered to me, "Mom, it's okay, I didn't do well this time." ”3.

When I was pregnant, I asked my husband to do prenatal education, that is, to let him talk to my bulging belly, and my husband said slowly to my white belly for a long time, is there anyone? 4.A male student in the computer department chased a female classmate in the class, but the girl was always dodging.

The man didn't see the show, so he found another one to chase, but the woman was dissatisfied and asked why the man abandoned her. The man asked: "Please ask a computer problem, if you click on a program and it always prompts 'no response', what should I do?"

The woman said, "End the mission immediately." Male:

Yes, I think so too5In order to deepen the impression of children, he said: "You can't prey on animals at will, that's no good, what animal you eat, what will become in the next life, if you eat a snake, you will become a snake, and if you eat a bear's paw, you will become a bear."

Kids, now you know what to eat, right? The children said in unison: "Cannibalism!"

6.A private business owner accidentally fell into a well near the factory and yelled there. His wife said:

Hold on a little longer, and I'll go to the factory and call the workers to save you. The boss said, "Wait, what time is it?"

Wife: "Half past eleven" Boss: "I'll hold on for a while, and you will call after twelve o'clock...

7.A motorcycle came to a remote mountain village, and the villagers had never seen such a strange creature, and they watched, stroked, and talked about it. At this time, the most knowledgeable man in the village came, and he circled the motorcycle for a long time, and finally bent down, grabbed the exhaust pipe with his hand, and said:

This guy is a male! ”

A couple of lovers were flirting intimately, and the woman said, "Hey, your ring hurts me......."The man was stunned for a moment, then came to his senses and said, oh dear, I'm sorry, that's my watch ......

The father was sitting in front of the computer and sending QQ messages to his son.

Dear son, long time no see, how are you doing lately? Mom and Dad miss you very much, and my sister has grown a little taller, so don't surf the Internet every day, remember to exercise more, and ......... if you have timeIs it okay to turn off the computer and come downstairs to have a meal with us?

I can't say it, but I can introduce you to the joke world or the funny** section of the 360 reader network to see, which collects and sorts out a large number of funny** comics and jokes, you can go and see it if you are interested, I often read it in it, it feels very good, I hope it can help you.

Go to the toilet and look in the mirror I'm sure you'll laugh.

Once upon a time there was a joke called a joke, and it was a joke.

Do you know what I do and earn more than 10 million a day?

There are a lot of them in the barmless, and they are updated every day!!

Today I wanted to make a joke with my girlfriend, and at noon I waited for her to come back on the sofa with a straight face, and her expression was very serious, but when she came back and saw me, she said, "What's wrong?" ”

You tell me? "You got it? ”

I was stunned, "Yes." ”

Let's break up! ”

After that, I slammed the door and left, and I still don't know why, so I went.

Is this joke right or wrong....The reason for this is still unknown.

Do you know what's on top of the Da Vinci code? Answer: Da Vinci account, do you know what is under the Da Vinci password? A: Captcha.

Xiao Ming asked his mother, am I a fool? Mom said "silly boy, you're not a fool".

1, Zhanzhao caught up with the assassin and captured him with a few moves, so he rushed back to Kaifeng Mansion.

Do you know why Sister Feng got married,,, you forced it.