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The mind and body decide to separate, and from then on they drift separately and go their separate ways, just as a bird that breaks out of its eggshell and always parts ways with its own eggshell. When the connection between the body and the mind is broken, the body merges into the Five Majors and disappears. The mind continues to wander in the boundless sea of samsaric suffering. So we should know that there is a temporary relationship between the mind and the body, but this relationship is only temporary.

Once upon a time there was a eunuch who was gone down there, and it was good to understand it.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, three little chickens, even if they can't eat insects, smile!

Once upon a time, there was a man who stepped on a lemon and his feet were sore.

1. Once upon a time, there was a match who didn't like to wash his hair. Once, when it was walking on the road, it felt that its head was very itchy, so it scratched and scratched, and it used too much force, and it scratched its head on fire. It was taken to the hospital in time, and since then there have been cotton swabs in the world.

2, who gave Andy Lau the water of forgetfulness? Aha, because aha, give me a glass of forgetfulness.

Is that aha a man or a woman? The woman is bored, because Aha, this person is the mother.

3. Once upon a time, there was a bean, and his wife went out of the wall, and he became a mung bean. One day he committed suicide and jumped from the 5th floor, bleeding a lot and turning into red beans; kept bleeding pus, and turned into soybeans again; The wound scarred, and finally became a black bean; He was enlightened, devoted himself to the entertainment industry, and became a edamame; Later, he saw through the world, resolutely came out of the closet, and finally became a bent (pea).

4. The four Tang monks and apprentices walked on the road. Tang Seng said: "I'm too tired to ride a horse, let's change the means of transportation!" ”

Sun Wukong said: Wang Nai "Change the plane, that's fast." ”

Zhu Bajie said: "The plane is not good, if you want to change it, you will change the god seven." ”

Sha Seng took out a gun and said, "I heard that this thing can send people to the west immediately." "

5. I can't sleep at night, count the moon, and fall asleep halfway through the count.

6. Centipede: Wear shoes in the morning'It felt weird when I had a few more shoes for no reason.

7. Failure is not terrible, what is terrible is that you still believe in this sentence.

1, Zhanzhao: "Lord Bao, how did the crescent moon on your forehead get lost?" ”

Bao Qingtian: "Born." ”

Zhanzhao: "Can you reveal it?" ”

Bao Qingtian: "Born." I can't take it off. ”

Zhanzhao: "What if you take it off?" ”

Bao Qingtian: "Take it off.........."Peeling it off is the moment to witness the miracle ......”

2. A robber kidnapped a rich second generation, the rich second generation persuaded the robber to abandon the secret and turn to the light, the robber listened to the ruler God when he told all his own experience, tears fell, deep love, the robber pointed a gun at the rich second generation and said: "After listening to so much, are you moved?" ”

The rich second generation shook his head vigorously: "Don't dare to move, don't dare to move." ”

Robber: "Ask you again, are you moved?" ”

The rich second generation still shook his head: "Don't dare to move, don't dare to move." ”

As a result, the robber shot the rich second generation and said: "The rich man is really in love." ”

3. Next to a barbecue stall with kebabs, a lamb knelt there, looking at the barbecue'Those skewers, tears couldn't stop falling: "Mom, Mom, they roasted you!" ”

was crying halfway, a little mouse came over next to him, and gave a white sheep: "Cry your sister, cry!" That's my mom! ”

4. After a mosquito had a good meal on a fat man, it flew excitedly on the way home.

Suddenly, it felt a terrible pain in its stomach, and it could barely fly.

The situation was critical, and the mosquito quickly took out his small mobile phone, dialed 120, gasped and said, "I-want-to-donate blood for free!" ”

There is an old lady in the neurological hospital, who squats at the entrance of the hospital every day, wearing black clothes and holding a black umbrella. The doctor thought: to heal her, you must start by understanding her.

So the doctor, dressed in black and carrying a black umbrella, squatted with her. The two squatted silently for a month. Finally, the old lady spoke:

Excuse me. You. Is it also shiitake mushrooms?

There were two bananas walking together, walking and walking, and when it was hot, they took off their clothes and slipped themselves. Hehe, cool off.

A young man was taken to the prison, and an old prisoner asked: Why did you come in? A:

Stealing fish. Q: How many years was sentenced?

Answer: The death penalty. Surprised:

Are you stealing whales? A: I just fried fish by a reservoir where it is forbidden to blow up fish, and a detonator went down and three fish floated up.

There are also ten divers.

Buns and pus fights... As a result, the bun was exposed, and the pustule was leaking.

Once upon a time there was a black rice and met a white rice, and they got married and gave birth to a black and white rice. And then it was gone.

A match, walking and walking, suddenly my head is so itchy, I scratch it, and finally it catches fire, it's hot, hehe.

Once upon a time there was a steamed bun, and when he was hungry while walking, he ate himself... Hahahahaha...

One day, I heard a friend arguing with his sister, and his sister: "Get out of here!" Friend: "Okay, get away, don't call me back!" His sister: "I didn't tell you to roll in a straight line, I told you to roll back and forth!" Roll back and forth...

A: I think my parents are very imaginative. B:

Why? A: When I asked me where I came, he said I picked it up.

B: What's so strange about that, many parents say that. A:

They said it was a ...... picked up by fighting monstersFight monsters and pick them up.。。。

A strong girl at the same table in high school, wearing a skirt in summer, the weather is hot, and she takes a book and pours wind into her skirt from the bottom. She: Help me keep watch and see if any boys are peeking!

Me: Sister, I'm a man, Sven is okay?! She:

You're a man, do you have proof? Me: Of course, do you have what I have?

She: You don't have enough evidence for that thing... Thin gruel...

It hurts my innocent heart so much! 、

Shopping with a sister and discussing an ex-boyfriend. The sister said, "I don't know what happened to him now?"

Did you break up with that woman? The sister looked into the distance and said indifferently: "How can I bear to see them break up?"

I'm going to watch them get married, quarrel, cold war, mistress, domestic violence, infertility....”(

A couple took the subway to Century Park, and after leaving the station, the two argued over which mouth was closer. The boyfriend insisted on going through Exit 1, while his girlfriend insisted on going through Exit 2, but in desperation, the boyfriend had to turn to the staff at the information desk. The aunt glanced at the boy and only said one sentence:

If you want to go to Century Park, take Exit 1, and if you want a girlfriend, take Exit 2.

1. The black cat and the white cat cross the road, the black cat is hit and killed, what will the white cat say?

2. Elephants, tigers, crocodiles, whose ** is the worst?

3. Why are vernier calipers not lonely?

4,—— Jiang Xiaoming, what is your father's name? ”

Jiang Yingyu: "What's your father's name？”

Answer] 1, "Meow".

2. Elephants, because erasers (poor).

3. Because vernier calipers do not estimate (lonely).

1Once upon a time a man fished and caught a squid.

The squid begged him: You let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, "Okay, then I'm going to ask you a few questions."

The squid was very happy and said: You take the test, you take the test!

Then the man grilled the squid.

2. An international student takes a driver's license test in the United States, and the road sign in front prompts him to turn left, he is not very sure, and asks the examiner:

turn left?”

Answer: "right".

So ......Hung up.

3. Electrical appliances held a joke telling contest, stipulating that every electrical appliance should tell a joke, and made every audience laugh, otherwise they would be arrested and taken to Aruba. The first to play was the washing machine, and as soon as he finished the joke, the audience laughed, and suddenly heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold."

So the washing machine was taken to Aruba. Next up was the smartest computer, and as soon as he finished his joke, all the appliances were laughing, and he heard the rice cooker say, "It's so cold."

So! The computer was also taken to Aruba.

Just as the lamp was about to be taken to Aruba, the rice cooker stood up angrily, turned his head to the refrigerator sitting behind him, and said

I'm fed up with you laughing and laughing, don't open your mouth so wide, it's cold."